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Posted on Mon Jan 24th 2011 at 9:47pm

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Author Comments:
Posted by RyanMC on Mon Jan 24th 2011 at 10:02pm
Sorry for the lack of updates recently. But things have come up which haven't given me time to even think about my comic recently. I'm hoping to get things sorted out soon, but it will probably be a bit longer before I'm ready to start updating again. Until then, rember these words of wisdom, "Never arm-wrestle with a quadriplegic."

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User Comments:
Posted by yoshi freak on Mon Jan 24th 2011 at 10:06pm
And why not?

Posted by megasxlr on Mon Jan 24th 2011 at 10:11pm
OH?
Is there a story that needs to be told?

Posted by daniblovespie on Mon Jan 24th 2011 at 11:26pm
COOMIC 2000 MUST COOOOOOOOOME! AND HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII TEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111
sorry, my inner n00b escaped for a minute there >.>

Posted by Angel85 on Mon Jan 24th 2011 at 11:44pm
take your time, I'm not going to make a hypocrite of myself by demanding expedient updates when your comic updates 10 times more often on average then mine

Posted by BattleStarX on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 12:02am
Everyone runs into a brain-burn from time to time. Take as long as you need to cool down. After nearly 2000 comics, you deserve it.

Posted by virtualboy2558 on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 7:55am
Umm... what's a quadriplegic?

Posted by nobody in particular (Guest) on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 9:15am
@RyanMC: no problem, life happens.

@virtualboy: someone who can't use any limbs? If that is the case, it would be better not to wrestle them.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 10:44am
Hm. This is agreeable.

Posted by Ud the Imp (Guest) on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 11:24am
Lemme guess, you actually arm wrestled a quadrapeligic and your now in legal trouble?

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 5:03pm
@AuraX (from last page)
You dare question my hilarity?!

I who said "Everybody hates Raymond" before it was on the Simpsons?!

I banish you to the Elevator-music realm!

Posted by pat15 on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 6:56pm
^ *gasp* that sounds worse than the kingdom of infomercials!

Posted by virtualboy2558 on Tue Jan 25th 2011 at 10:10pm
Well... I'm glad the author updated something to let us know what's happening to the comic.

It's never good to leave fans out in the dark. It always causes anger, frustration and chaos to be thrown in the mix.

Believe me... I've seen it before.

Posted by Meta Knight the Hedgehog on Wed Jan 26th 2011 at 5:36am
@ HoC:
I would like going to the elevator music realm. I could do a lil' dance to the music!
I would also like the infomercial realm. I COULD MEET BILLY MAYS!!!

Posted by Game Over on Wed Jan 26th 2011 at 1:03pm
My wait time seems to be about a year or two before I go on an epic journey to find the creator of a series and beat them....Encourage them to continue. So yeah....

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jan 26th 2011 at 4:42pm
@TR33FR0G (I'm calling you by your guest name now)

I like lift music.

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Wed Jan 26th 2011 at 5:04pm
@Meta & AuraX
But these elevators only play Barney's "I Love You" song.

Posted by virtualboy2558 on Wed Jan 26th 2011 at 6:54pm
*shudders with disgust* That song is freaking creepy after you live past childhood...

Posted by ZeroTornado on Thu Jan 27th 2011 at 6:40am
Does that mean the comic "waiting for Ryan will update again
.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Thu Jan 27th 2011 at 9:49am
@Hero of Comedy

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now I DON'T want to go to the elevator music realm, but at least it's not the wiggles. I might want to go to the gaming realm. I'd just be afraid of hoardes of Zombies chasing me when all I have is a little pistol and no zombie fighting experience. Though it would be fun to fight alongside with Master Chief or Samus Aran! Terrifying, but fun!


:3([]>< Man with bushy mustache eating a hamburger!!!!!!

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Thu Jan 27th 2011 at 4:33pm
@Ichigo 28
You think that's bad,
the realm of terror has only one arcade, and no Pac-Man.

Posted by Darian24 on Thu Jan 27th 2011 at 5:36pm
Is there a photo?

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Thu Jan 27th 2011 at 8:57pm
@HOC
Ya that is bad... NO PAC-MAN! That is a disgrace to my favorite arcade game of all time!

@Darian

No, no picture.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jan 28th 2011 at 12:38pm
Ah, but what if I reverse the polarity so those elevators play the song to OUTSIDE of it, instead of directing it inside?

Oh, and I have earmuffs on.

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Fri Jan 28th 2011 at 5:16pm
@AuraX: The elevator would most likely cease to function in a painful way.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Jan 29th 2011 at 10:53am
@Nobody In Particular

In a painful way do you mean exploding, imploding, being sucked into a black hole, the elevator ceasing to exist, or the worst of all... Barney himself appearing inside the elevator?!?!?!?!?!?!? DUH DUH DUHHHN!

@AuraX

That is a very smart idea!
-Hands AuraX headphones and a MP3 player- Those might come in handy if you want to listen to some music! Also...-Hands Hammer Space tent with an Arcade in it- If ya get bored you can play some Arcade games too!

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Jan 29th 2011 at 11:14am
@HOC
I banish you to The United States Of Barney and Friends! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jan 29th 2011 at 6:13pm
@Ichigo28

Well, I would rather have a DVD player so I could watch these *Holds up Doctor Who and Torchwood DVDS*

Also, why do you have 28 in your name?

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Jan 29th 2011 at 6:34pm
@AuraX
In honor of my penguin from Club Penguin!

-hands Blu-Ray player to AuraX- You can watch movies in HD!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jan 31st 2011 at 12:27pm
Unfortunately, my DVDs are incompatible with such software.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Tue Feb 1st 2011 at 9:48am
@Ichigo_28
Club Penguin? Really? How old are you, 6?

Posted by Namm_killazilla on Tue Feb 1st 2011 at 4:30pm
Oh dear... this is turning into the Great 2ES Depression of 2009.

The roleplaying has actually started faster than last time!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Feb 1st 2011 at 5:15pm
^
Yeah, let's see if we can break the record for "Most comments on 2ES page/Longest 2ES page".

If there's not a record for that somewhere, then there should be.

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Wed Feb 2nd 2011 at 5:04pm
@Ichigo28
I always carry a liquid portal on hand.

I escape and throw acid at you.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Wed Feb 2nd 2011 at 5:35pm
@Fraud
Im not going to tell you how old I am but I made it 2 years ago and hardly use it.

@HoC
I'M ACID PROOF! Besides, The United States of Barney and Friends is inescapable! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by BattleStarX on Wed Feb 2nd 2011 at 5:42pm
Oh god, here we go again...

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Thu Feb 3rd 2011 at 8:53am
@BattleStarX
Yes here we go again. But I know one fundamental truth. Bored people will do crazy stuff.

@AuraX
In order for that to happen we would have to have 7 months time and several thousand comments.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Thu Feb 3rd 2011 at 9:30am
I'm hungry and this might be a while!

-Gets huge bowl of popcorn and Humongous cup of fruit punch-

Yay!

-Eats popcorn and gets some fruit punch-

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Thu Feb 3rd 2011 at 4:36pm
Aww, but this acid doesn't burn,
It makes Teletubbies think you're sexy.
And they're headed your way.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Thu Feb 3rd 2011 at 10:10pm
@HoC
No even worse than Barney, The Overlord of Darkness!

-Uses Portal gun given to me by Chell to escape to the land Teletubbies are afraid of and won't go to at all, even if the universe depended on it-

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sick em Wargs!

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Thu Feb 3rd 2011 at 10:37pm
It is during these times when I realize the ridiculous group of people that read this comic. Honestly, you people need lives.

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Fri Feb 4th 2011 at 9:44am
@ Fraud
We are ridiculous, we are crazy and we have lives the other 10 percent of the time.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri Feb 4th 2011 at 10:37am
United States of Barney? I thought Barney was Canadian...

*Lies curled up on floor of elevator whimpering in withdrawals*

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Fri Feb 4th 2011 at 10:52am
@Parallax

He's actually from Texas originally!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Feb 4th 2011 at 1:47pm
^
And his mother was from France, and his Father was from Skaro.

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Fri Feb 4th 2011 at 5:09pm
@Ichigo
That won't help,
I've charmed the teletubbies to make them afraid of nothing.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Fri Feb 4th 2011 at 11:27pm
*ZT randomly jumps in the fight*
Pulls out a Carebear gernade launcher and fires randomly. What, i gotta have a childish weapon of mass destruction too.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 9:20am
ok Ryan, the idiots are back in town^

It's time to start updating again!! Seriously, this is ridiculous.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 10:42am
@ Fraud
Ridiculous? *insert 300 reference*

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 12:50pm
Reduce all creation to ash, Ryujin jakka!

-Teletubbies become piles of ash-

-puts ashes in a hyper nova-

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 12:53pm
@Fraud
Come on! We're bored and we're waiting for Ryan!

Posted by Nobody in Particular (Guest) on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 1:13pm
@ZT
Ridiculous? This is Sparta! I could not resist.

-Gets hit by care bear grenade-

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 1:24pm
NOOOOOOO! I hoped no causulties would rise from this!

-cries at the horrifyingly horror of a casualty-

Oh the horror!

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 5:07pm
RPing, in our comments? Its more likely than you think.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sat Feb 5th 2011 at 9:24pm
All right I got a CareBear gernade launcher
@Fraud
prepare to be hit with the power of sharing and caring

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Sun Feb 6th 2011 at 10:38am
@ZT
Yes sharing is caring! So spread the love!!!!

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sun Feb 6th 2011 at 12:54pm
Childish Weapon of Doom
I'm prepared to call THEM!!!!!!! Be prepared to meet my childish weapon of DOOOOOM!

Posted by Guest on Sun Feb 6th 2011 at 1:39pm
@Ichigo 28

What is the childish weapon of mass destruction???????? A Clifford, the big red dog robot that can shoot lasers, missiles, and grenades???

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sun Feb 6th 2011 at 2:16pm
@Guest

No, It's not a Clifford the big red dog robot.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon Feb 7th 2011 at 10:06am
*Still lying curled up on floor of elevator filled with Barney muzak, now covered in Care Bears, whimpering in withdrawal*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Feb 7th 2011 at 4:14pm
*Rides in on elevator*

Guys, either wait paitently for the comic to update and do other things, or reverse the polarity.

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Tue Feb 8th 2011 at 5:39pm
@Ichigo 28
Not bad, not even my magic can counter that move.
unless I tied your soul to the teletubbies' so they can't die without taking you with them.

Posted by Ichigo28 (Guest) on Wed Feb 9th 2011 at 9:54am
@HOC
You didn't do that did you? Wait if you did I wouldn't be here right now.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Wed Feb 9th 2011 at 10:48am
"either wait paitently for the comic to update and do other things, or reverse the polarity"

I reversed the polarity once. It turned me into a 7-foot-tall waitress named Lola for three months. The tips were good, but my feet hurt.

*looks in dictionary for meaning of 'patience'...*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Feb 9th 2011 at 12:17pm
<_<
>_>

*Kills teletubbies*

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Thu Feb 10th 2011 at 4:30pm
@AuraX
I already killed the teletubbies with my ultimate power (really it's not mine. I stole from the head soul reaper).

I'm going to call, The Wiggles Strike Team! They hurt you with missles physically and MENTALLY with annoying songs! MWAHAHAHA!

Posted by ZeroTornado on Fri Feb 11th 2011 at 2:02pm
oh god no not the wiggles
I'm reloading so come and get some CareBears b*tches LMAO

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Fri Feb 11th 2011 at 3:57pm
HELLO
WHERE ARE THE UPDATES

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Feb 12th 2011 at 6:53am
*Brings airman into battle*

You can't defeat airman.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Feb 12th 2011 at 8:06am
Wiggles attack ZT while he's reloading!

-Wiggles open fire and hit ZT while singing annoying songs-

The truth is I have my Ipod in so I don't hear the songs!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Feb 12th 2011 at 10:21am
*Throws ZT's own care bears at him*

Sharing is caring! Sharing is caring! SHARING IS CARING!!!

Posted by Nobody In Particular (Guest) on Sat Feb 12th 2011 at 11:55am
I bring in... MR. NIBBLES (mutated gerbil super form)! Mr. Nibbles attack the Wiggles!

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Feb 12th 2011 at 12:01pm
@Nobody in Particular

Wiggles fly up!

-Wiggles fly planes up-

Shoot your missiles at Mr. Ni-

-Wiggles planes are destroyed by Mr. Nibbles-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

-runs and jumps into garbage can and sits in fetal position and rocks self-

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Feb 12th 2011 at 2:40pm
*Unleashes clanger army*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Tue Feb 15th 2011 at 10:17am
"either wait paitently for the comic to update and do other things, or reverse the polarity"

Okay, I washed the dog, cleaned the dog hair out of the dishwasher, sorted my sock drawer, and now know how to say 'patience' in 12 languages.

What now?

Posted by nobody in particular (Guest) on Tue Feb 15th 2011 at 12:41pm
@parallax
Learn to say patience in five more languages, fly to Puerto Rico, tame the monster behind me and make a Light speed device.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Tue Feb 15th 2011 at 3:37pm
*grabs AuraX*
Nobody hits me with caring *shoves carebear down throat*

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Tue Feb 15th 2011 at 10:53pm
Hey Ryan, remember this comic? Yeah it's time to update.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Feb 16th 2011 at 10:30am
@Parallax

1. Play through megaman 10 as bass 42 times.

2. Watch SMBZ episode 8 and come up with theories.

3. You. Don't let the family of blood find you.

4. Don't let me eat pears. I HATE pears!

Posted by ZeroTornado on Wed Feb 16th 2011 at 7:43pm
@AuraX
*loads gernade launcher with pears*
Eat this!

Posted by nobody in particular (Guest) on Thu Feb 17th 2011 at 11:12am
Mr. Nibbles, go force AuraX to eat some pears.

Posted by Ichigo28 (Guest) on Thu Feb 17th 2011 at 11:16am
@AuraX

*gets out of trashcan and forces AuraX to eat pears in pear flavored icecream with pear syurp on top*

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Fri Feb 18th 2011 at 9:58am
So I think what Ryan should do is bring this comic to an end when he gets back. Obviously it's too much a burden.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Feb 18th 2011 at 10:19am
*Spits out pears*

Paah! I TOLD you not to let me eat pears, I don't want to wake up in six months, and taste THAT!

Just for that... *Hides in TARDIS, and makes Justin Bieber music come out from it*

What's that? Turn it off? I can't hear a thing. In fact, I'm getting so bored that I had better play Megaman 2 or I'll go off into a completely random speech sounding something like too tah, ping pong, lippy tappy too tah.

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Fri Feb 18th 2011 at 12:44pm
Mr.Nibbles, Destroy the TARDIS and the dreaded Beiber music. Here is Megaman 2 so you don't start saying random gibberish.

Posted by Wade Wilson (Guest) on Sat Feb 19th 2011 at 2:17am
@ Fraud, So I think what you should do is stop bitching and complaining when updates stop while an author has something more important going on in their life.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Feb 19th 2011 at 8:03am
*Bieber music turns off, TARDIS dematerialises away*

...Too tah, lippy lappy bing bong, king bass retcon wheatabix...

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sat Feb 19th 2011 at 1:02pm
@AuraX
YAY! Random gibberish is better than Beiber music! Hmmm... Do Da Sippy Sappy Tic Toc Blah Bleh Blah!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Feb 19th 2011 at 2:03pm
Plink plonk lol haircuts the universe started when a monkey climbed a building too tah lippy tappy bing bong monkeys playing ker-plunk.

Posted by virtualboy2558 (Guest) on Sun Feb 20th 2011 at 10:21am
It's almost a month since RyanMC updated... Boy, whatever problems he's dealing with must be pretty dramatic if he's gone this long without updating. But I'm not going to complain about it. There are other things I could do for fun.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sun Feb 20th 2011 at 11:05am
*Plays Halo Reach and sings random gibberish*

Yak Jedi Gro Hmm Sippy Sa King Dede Eated Popscorn Jodn sja Hackin Beau fja! Do Da Sippy Sappy Tic Toc Blah Bleh Blah!

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sun Feb 20th 2011 at 10:13pm
@AuraX
Do you not see what bieber does to you?
Now you'll suffer a painful death you bieber fan

Posted by comicreader (Guest) on Mon Feb 21st 2011 at 6:44am
hiatus hiatus hi-hi-hi-atus(new comic song)

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Mon Feb 21st 2011 at 8:43am
so how long are we expected to wait until we just give up on the comic?

Posted by Wade Wilson (Guest) on Mon Feb 21st 2011 at 9:11am
@Fraud, we are supposed to wait until you stop being a whiny little bitch to give up on the comic. Since that will never happen no one will give up on it.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Mon Feb 21st 2011 at 10:37am
You shouldn't swear, especially since you're obviously 12.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Mon Feb 21st 2011 at 12:09pm
@Wade Wilson
A. Thats a little overboard

B. He'll come back eventually

C. I think you are a 12 year old who just learned a new word

Posted by Wade Wilson (Guest) on Tue Feb 22nd 2011 at 7:01am
1. Yes I know, I was tired when I made that post and was sick of seeing Fraud complaining.

2. I know he will.

3. I'm actually 19. I made that angry post because I was tired from working on a college essay.

Posted by Wade Wilson (Guest) on Tue Feb 22nd 2011 at 7:19am
I am sorry Fraud. I was tired and a little angry when I made that post, but that is no excuse. Again I am sorry that I made such a juvenile statement and insulted you like that. I too wish that this comic would update, but we just need to wait it out.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Tue Feb 22nd 2011 at 7:48am
No real harm done!
I've only really been complaining to add my say into this long list of comments, to pass the time I guess you could say.
Apology accepted. Carry on, everyone.

Posted by kaijinzero on Tue Feb 22nd 2011 at 2:27pm
@ the last few comments:
THIS IS THE INTERNET! NO ONE CARES WHOS FEELINGS ARE HURT!

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Tue Feb 22nd 2011 at 3:14pm
*Curls up even tighter into fetal position*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Feb 22nd 2011 at 3:47pm
@ZeroTornado

1. I actually hate Beiber too.

2. I only played because I know everyone else hates it too.

3. The universe started when a monkey climbed a building.

4. Monkeys playing Ker-plunk are the real gods.

5. You. Don't let the family find you.

6. I hate pears!

8. Boing.

9. I skipped 7.

11. Why did I do that? 7 is a lucky number.

12. I also skipped 10.

Posted by Ichigo28 (Guest) on Tue Feb 22nd 2011 at 4:16pm
@AuraX
Then why did you skip 10? And just who's the family?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Feb 23rd 2011 at 10:34am
The Family: http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Family_of_Blood

And the reason I skipped 10? The monkeys playing ker-plunk made me do it.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Wed Feb 23rd 2011 at 7:49pm
@AuraX
10. I didn't skip it

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Wed Feb 23rd 2011 at 11:42pm
I got a question for all of you. To pass the time till the eventual update of this comic.

Who would win in a fight, Wolverine or DeadPool?

Posted by Wade Wilson (Guest) on Thu Feb 24th 2011 at 1:02am
@Tialpoy, It would most likely end in a draw. They really can't kill each other, and Deadpool does have weapons like guns and swords, and a teleporter.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Thu Feb 24th 2011 at 9:43am
I would think Wolverine would get bored.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Feb 24th 2011 at 2:02pm
To the three above.

Bang. Bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang.

Deadpool wins.

Now the real question is, who would win between Zero and Amateratsu? Since we're doing MvC3 fights.

Also, Nicholas Courtney died on tuesday. R.I.P. you wonderful old chap. Rest in peace.

Posted by Nobody in Particular (Guest) on Fri Feb 25th 2011 at 9:11am
@AuraX
Your asking us who would win between a Wolf incarnation of a sun god and a reploid who cheats death nearly every game he is in? In that case, I think Zero might win.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri Feb 25th 2011 at 9:47am
Rest in Peace, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Feb 25th 2011 at 11:52am
^
Thank you.

@Nobody
Well, there is one time he didn;t cheat death. SEE: MMZ4

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Fri Feb 25th 2011 at 12:45pm
That is why I said nearly every game he is in.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat Feb 26th 2011 at 2:15am
For all that I love Zero, I gotta go with Amy here. I mean come on, she is, quite literally, a GOD(dess). A creator goddess actually. Zero's toast.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sat Feb 26th 2011 at 2:21am
I'm going with Amy on this one, yeah Zero is pretty epic, but, come on, Creator Goddess against Nigh Improbable Death Factor Reploid.

Yeah, I'm still going with the Creator Goddess imbodied in the form of a wolf.

Okay, who would win? an Alien from the ALIENS series or a Zerg from Starcraft(Hydralisk)?

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat Feb 26th 2011 at 2:48am
in a one on one, I think the ALIEN. As a whole though, the Zerg have it all over them.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Feb 26th 2011 at 3:32pm
Cybus Cybermen Vs. Mondasian Cybermen.

(I'm going for Mondasian)

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Mon Feb 28th 2011 at 1:04am
In my opinion, I think the Cybus versions would win, yes, the Mondasian versions have access to cannons and such, but, The Cybus versions would be able to replenish their ranks faster than the Mondasian versions would. That, and they have better armor than the Mondasian versions.

Which is worse, Magic the Gathering TCG or YuGiOh TCG?

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Mon Feb 28th 2011 at 8:44am
YuGiOh TCG is far worse.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Feb 28th 2011 at 11:10am
You forget, mondasian cybermen have ships, better weapons, and time machines.

None of these are of access to the cybusmen.


Now, Ridley vs. Deadpool.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Tue Mar 1st 2011 at 3:43am
Deadpool, because Deadpool never loses.

Except to Squirrel Girl.


Ridley loses ALL THE TIME. Makes you wonder why they bother bringing him back all the time.

Here's one: Commander Shepard, or Jim Raynor.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Tue Mar 1st 2011 at 4:26am
Jim Raynor FTW!

ALSO, is anybody still wondering when this comic is going to update?

I am, Does anybody know how to get in contact with the author?

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Tue Mar 1st 2011 at 5:51am
I'm not sure who would win between those two but who would win:Mega-man X or Samus?

Posted by comicreader (Guest) on Tue Mar 1st 2011 at 6:34am
if this two were to fight... i'd say the bad guys

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Tue Mar 1st 2011 at 9:32am
Mega-man X. Simply because it'd take Samus twice as long to say his name while taunting.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Mar 2nd 2011 at 11:42am
^
She could just say "X" like everyone else does.

Therfore, it would actually take X longer to say Samus than it would Samus to say X.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Thu Mar 3rd 2011 at 7:19am
Zero?
Who me?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Mar 4th 2011 at 4:30pm
^
He means the spinoff of "The After Subtract", another popular crossover webcomic on Smackjeeves.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Fri Mar 4th 2011 at 10:07pm
Duh
I been knew that

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sun Mar 6th 2011 at 7:33am
@Megamean
Who knows when he'll be back. One time he stopped posting from march 15 to October 18 in 2009!

Also, I know this question has been asked millions of times but:

Who would win? Master Chief or Samus?

I for one gotta hand it to MC!

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sun Mar 6th 2011 at 10:46am
@Ichigo_28
Yeah, and there was NO call for being gone that long. Ridiculous.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Mar 7th 2011 at 10:55am
Samus.

No contest.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Tue Mar 8th 2011 at 1:41am
Samus here too.

Posted by BioTube on Tue Mar 8th 2011 at 8:24am
You're assuming they don't fight to a standstill and decide to go to a sleazy motel for the night.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Mar 8th 2011 at 10:15am
^
F*ck that couple.
Samus is too manly for Master Chief.

Posted by karma (Guest) on Tue Mar 8th 2011 at 3:52pm
i don't know... a chance to have some r&r with a chick NOT stuck in his head 24/7 is rather tempting for MC

Posted by virtualboy2558 (Guest) on Tue Mar 8th 2011 at 4:36pm
You're one sick man... DX

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Tue Mar 8th 2011 at 5:27pm
RYAN! IT'S TIME TO UPDATE THE COMIC NOW!

Posted by ZeroTornado too lazy too log in (Guest) on Wed Mar 9th 2011 at 1:17pm
Samus
She's hotter

Posted by Guest on Wed Mar 9th 2011 at 7:23pm
Wow. It's been nearly a month or two with no comics.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Mar 10th 2011 at 4:09am
Seriously, 2 months? (Checks Posts at top of page below where comic should be.) Wow, it has been almost 2 months.

How long do you all think this 'MIA' is gonna last?

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Thu Mar 10th 2011 at 10:34am
I kinda like the 'sleazy motel' outcome myself.

And I figger another 6 month MIA.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Mar 10th 2011 at 10:50am
Samus would be more likely to go with Charmy Bee than master chief.

And for all we know, RyanMC could be wearing a brown hat and holding a gold treasure while running from a boulder in a temple.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Thu Mar 10th 2011 at 1:35pm
Of course he isn't. That's just silly. Why would he do that twice? He is trying to beat nazis to the Ark this time. Duh.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Thu Mar 10th 2011 at 8:42pm
As long as he dosen't deal with aliens i'm cool
Cus, that was the worst of the 4

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri Mar 11th 2011 at 4:34am
I happened to like the 4th one.

RyanMC may be trying to find the lost city of Atlantis, Least, that's what I'm voting that he's doing at this time.

Posted by Nobody in Particular (Guest) on Fri Mar 11th 2011 at 5:51am
Silly people, don't you know he is in India fighting an evil cult who enslave kids.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Mar 11th 2011 at 10:55am
Or he could be in a not-so-secret secret organisation with A bisexual captain that has sex with everything that moves and a welsh woman, helping them fight sexy aliens that always happen to come out a time/space plot device/rift in wales.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Fri Mar 11th 2011 at 4:16pm
YOU ARE ALL WRONG...
Why are you all assuming he's looking for something Indiana Jones related. Don't you know he wants to find 7 balls with the magic power to grant a wish!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Mar 11th 2011 at 5:48pm
So he's hunting down sexy aliens by using seven dragon balls to power up objects he has found in different temples around the world, while beating the hell out of nazis. With a welsh woman.


F*ck two evil scientists, we need that plot.

Posted by comicreader (Guest) on Sat Mar 12th 2011 at 4:30am
you are all wrong! he somehow started opening rifts to other dimensions,and so, (although he has done and he has to do much else)right now he is fighting with lavos and sephiroth and all the members of organization 13 (except Roxas) and Kefka and Ultimecia and Sin (not sin,Sin from final fantasy x).

Posted by karma (Guest) on Sat Mar 12th 2011 at 10:51pm
Or, he could be running for his life, due to a zombie outbreak on the first day on a new job...

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat Mar 12th 2011 at 11:40pm
@comicreader

You forgot ExDeath.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Mon Mar 14th 2011 at 10:04am
@comic reader
If I see Sephiroth, i'm running like all hells gonna break loose!

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Mon Mar 14th 2011 at 1:05pm
Ridiculous.

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on Mon Mar 14th 2011 at 4:29pm
Ridiculous? THIS. IS. TWO EVIL SCIENTISTS!

Posted by Mananga (Guest) on Mon Mar 14th 2011 at 5:05pm
You all are missing the obvious. This is just the Two Evil Scientists' latest plot.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Mon Mar 14th 2011 at 7:59pm
stop being ridiculous, it's time for the comic to update.

Posted by Darian24 on Tue Mar 15th 2011 at 3:09pm
What happened to all the comments? There are barely any left

Posted by @Darian24 (Guest) on Wed Mar 16th 2011 at 4:13pm
What are you talking about? They're all still here.

Posted by karma (Guest) on Sat Mar 19th 2011 at 9:04am
Well, as far as blank slates go, MC has more personality in his pinky toe than bella has altogether

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat Mar 19th 2011 at 2:44pm
Not to mention a far more interesting job.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sun Mar 20th 2011 at 5:36am
speaking of jobs...Who here has one?

I do, what about the rest of you?

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Sun Mar 20th 2011 at 1:37pm
^
Not me. I'm not of working age.

Posted by BattleStarX on Sun Mar 20th 2011 at 4:52pm
Just if any of you are curious, counting this comment, we are at about 175. No where near our ol' record.

And for comments above, I do have a job. And no, I'm not talkin' about my sprite comic, I mean an actual job. It's quite a good physical workout.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sun Mar 20th 2011 at 6:30pm
Me too.

Posted by comicreader (Guest) on Mon Mar 21st 2011 at 7:49am
BluePaladin42
i did not forget about exdeath it is just that MCryan has finished him off earlier

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon Mar 21st 2011 at 3:14pm
Wow - I go away for almost three weeks, return with great expectations and... [drum roll]

No comic.

*sob*

Posted by virtualboy2558 (Guest) on Mon Mar 21st 2011 at 3:35pm
It's been two months...

Golly... Did he ended up in the hospital or has he forgotten about this comic?

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Mon Mar 21st 2011 at 6:12pm
@Virtualboy
From his words of wisdom he either arm wrestled with a quadriplegic and is currently experiencing major lawsuits or he is currently trouble with his computer like last time! Or... he is...*drumroll*... DISTRACTED BY A SHINY DISTRACTION THAT DISTRACTS!

Posted by virtualboy2558 (Guest) on Mon Mar 21st 2011 at 9:06pm
@Ichigo 28 (Guest)
Maybe all those... or he's just procrastinating. I don't know. I do know though that procrastination gets even the best of us, sometimes. Sigh... wish my home computer wasn't so fried up now... I wanna do Flash animation!

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Tue Mar 22nd 2011 at 8:21am
@BattleStarX
Since we're here for the long run, might as well make some small talk.
What job is it that you have, BattleStarX?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Mar 22nd 2011 at 1:31pm
Small talk, eh?

Why not singing?

Posted by Susan Boyle (Guest) on Tue Mar 22nd 2011 at 3:54pm
♪I DREAMED A DREAM IN TIME GONE BY, WHEN HOPE WAS HIGH AND LIFE WORTH LIVING!♪

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Mar 22nd 2011 at 4:34pm
Oh hell no.

*Blasts above commenter's head off*

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Wed Mar 23rd 2011 at 12:01am
If anyone wants to know(and to break the job listing ice) I'm a janitor that cleans 3 buildings a night(49 freaking bathrooms a NIGHT!).

The thing is, I get paid minimum wage (7.25 an hour.) For under 40 hours a week. (I work with Mentally challenged people, whom were 'promoted' from a Mentally challenged Workshop area.)

Anybody got any questions?

Posted by virtualboy2558 (Guest) on Wed Mar 23rd 2011 at 7:43am
@Tialpoy (Guest)
Golly... I feel sorry for you. My mom works with people with severe disabilites. It's very sad when lots of folks treat handicaps like they're just walls in the room. Like they're lesser humans. <=(

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Mar 23rd 2011 at 10:56am
That is, unfortunately, too true all around the world.

It's really not fair that mentally challenged people are treated that way. It's as bad as racism, in my opinion.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Thu Mar 24th 2011 at 7:14am
I'm in an art program and I found these 7 or 8th graders picking on a kid
They kid was permanently hyper and looked like he just came outta the 3rd grade. That pissed me off cus that boy didn't do nothing to him.

Posted by virtualboy2558 (Guest) on Thu Mar 24th 2011 at 4:06pm
@ZeroTornado
When you meant "permanently hyper", do you mean he had ADD or ADHD?

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Thu Mar 24th 2011 at 6:38pm
Probably ADHD, since ADD is ADHD without the hyperactivity part.

Posted by BattleStarX on Fri Mar 25th 2011 at 11:40pm
@Fraud (Guest)
I work for a shipping company, mostly warehouse and office detail. We're really low tech and kinda small, so I use a combination of a simple pallet jack to good ol' arm strength.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sat Mar 26th 2011 at 11:10am
I think this comic is done now. We can all go home.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sun Mar 27th 2011 at 6:59pm
@Megamean09
You'll be frozen a long, long time.

Posted by Tron on Sun Mar 27th 2011 at 7:10pm
Its not a official TES spam thread without Tron.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon Mar 28th 2011 at 10:23am
Yay - it's official!

Now can we stick a fork in?

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Tue Mar 29th 2011 at 2:52am
Mon Jan 24th 2011

That right there, was when this was updated last.

Does anybody know how long this comic went with out being updated the
last time this happened?

4-5 months maybe? Am I close?

Posted by karma (Guest) on Tue Mar 29th 2011 at 6:09am
closer to six months

Posted by nobody in particular (Guest) on Tue Mar 29th 2011 at 8:30am
closer seven since he went from March to October without updates.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Tue Mar 29th 2011 at 10:39am
@Tron
Welcome back, Tron, how long do you figure it'll go this time?

Posted by ZeroTornado on Tue Mar 29th 2011 at 10:40am
@Tron
Thx God your here! Do you know what these noobs are trying to do to me!?!

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Wed Mar 30th 2011 at 9:40am
At least you weren't the buried under Care Bears, listening to bad elevator muzak.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Wed Mar 30th 2011 at 3:58pm
Cuz I was the one shooting them
remember

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Mar 31st 2011 at 12:37am
So, we should probably expect an update, worst case scenario, August-September maybe?

God I hope not.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Thu Mar 31st 2011 at 10:45am
More like November.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Mar 31st 2011 at 4:10pm
Probably later.

In other words, "Merry Christmas!"

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri Apr 1st 2011 at 12:38am
As I said previously, God I hope not.

I truly hope that this comic gets updated before then. Really do hope so.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri Apr 1st 2011 at 10:35am
"Merry Christmas" indeed, AuraX.

Posted by supercomputer276 on Sun Apr 3rd 2011 at 5:37am
I just spent the past several hours rereading the entire freakin' archives from #0001 to here.

I started sometime in the late morning. It is now early the following morning.

I have no life to speak of and I'm proud of it!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Apr 5th 2011 at 6:43am
So, what else in the randomness have we got to pass the time?

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Tue Apr 5th 2011 at 9:31am
@AuraX
I don't know, talk about politics. Or better yet, let's leave politics out of this.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Apr 5th 2011 at 4:56pm
Ah, we might as well.

It gives us chances to make references to the iraqi shoe toss, and for me to say "I agree with Nick".

Posted by VentCat on Tue Apr 5th 2011 at 7:59pm
EVERYONE!
If one more person fav's, He will have 1000 fans! DO IT!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Apr 6th 2011 at 5:34am
^
You do it.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Wed Apr 6th 2011 at 10:01pm
@VentCat
What reason would anyone have to "fav" his comic? Persistent updates?!

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Thu Apr 7th 2011 at 10:01am
Fans of a Void

(sounds like the name of a band)

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Apr 7th 2011 at 1:42pm
^
Don't you dare bring Sonic Shuffle into this.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri Apr 8th 2011 at 9:20am
"Don't you dare bring Sonic Shuffle into this."

Dream Party, then?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Apr 9th 2011 at 7:16pm
@Megamean09
And Thousand and First.
And Thousand and Second.
And Thousand and Third.

@Parallax
What's dream party?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Apr 11th 2011 at 6:10pm
Well, i'm bored.

So bored that I may start making Chuck Norris jokes.

If you don't want that to happen, post a comment. NOW.

Posted by virtualboy2558 (Guest) on Mon Apr 11th 2011 at 7:12pm
I wonder what's taking Ryan so long. Either he forgot this webcomic, is in the hospital with a fatal injury/disease, is dealing with a major life change, got arrested and sentenced to life in prison...

I could go on with all these worst-case scenarios.

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Mon Apr 11th 2011 at 9:27pm
i just felt like adding to this long chain of posts

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Tue Apr 12th 2011 at 2:40am
Random comment, FTW!

also, is anybody looking forward to the release of the new MK?

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Tue Apr 12th 2011 at 9:15am
"What's dream party?"

Mario Party. Also referred to as Mario's Dream Party.

Just shows how desperate one gets when this comic isn't updated...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Apr 13th 2011 at 11:06am
What's "MK"?

Posted by Guest on Wed Apr 13th 2011 at 11:13pm
Where the hell is Ryan?!

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Apr 14th 2011 at 12:12am
@AuraX MK=Mortal Kombat.

The video game, the series restart of the MK franchise?

Going to be released on April 18th at midnight of that day?

There's going to be a gaming tournament at the local Gamestop for those that have pre ordered the game. I pre ordered it, but, I can't go to the tournament, cause of my job.

That is MK, Mortal Kombat.

Yep, I'm a fanboy.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Apr 14th 2011 at 9:15am
Potatos.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Thu Apr 14th 2011 at 9:17am
This is a joke
Hey, have you guys heard the one about the comic author who deserted his fans?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Apr 14th 2011 at 9:38am
Wait, wait, I think I've heard this one!

It goes like, "And he never updated till' 6 months later", right?

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sun Apr 17th 2011 at 10:48am
Aw I LOVE that joke.

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Sun Apr 17th 2011 at 3:24pm
@ AuraX

Yeah that joke is awesome! Only when your not the author being spoken of or the poor fan who knows it to be true. Other then that its awesome.

@everyone

I know, I know! Lets all pass the time by arguing who the best Muppet(s) of all time is!

I for one gotta say Stantler and Waldorf 4-ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Sun Apr 17th 2011 at 4:11pm
@ AuraX It's such a great joke
@ BluePaladin42 Love the avitar, such a great anime
@ Ichigo 28 Kermet

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon Apr 18th 2011 at 12:19pm
Gonzo

Posted by Guest on Mon Apr 18th 2011 at 11:31pm
Hey guys, let's sing "Where's Ryan?"

Posted by Thrack on Tue Apr 19th 2011 at 12:08am
Wow, you guys are amazing. I'm not even going to try reading all this, though it doesn't seem to be nearly as long as the first time. Are you guys role playing again to pass the time?

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Tue Apr 19th 2011 at 12:29am
I'm Ichigo 28, Statler and Waldorf all the way.


@ Chaos the Hedgehog4444 Thanks! :D

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Tue Apr 19th 2011 at 9:20am
Gonzo, or Beaker.

or.... Crazy "Did Someone say 'Dynamite?" Harry

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Apr 19th 2011 at 1:21pm
Hey, what about we try the Stephen King drinking game?

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Wed Apr 20th 2011 at 7:53am
Yo, Im'ma let you finish discussing but Animal is the best muppet of all time.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Wed Apr 20th 2011 at 10:16am
@AuraX

What's the "Stephen King drinking game"?

Posted by Guest on Wed Apr 20th 2011 at 7:41pm
When was the last time Ryan went on a big hiatus? Can't find the comic...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Apr 20th 2011 at 9:38pm
@Guest
It was before Blaze's and Fefnir's battle.

@parallax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovA_OASfs4c

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Wed Apr 20th 2011 at 10:35pm
You stop checking on a fight you started,
and everyone else involved gets out of control.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Apr 21st 2011 at 4:18am
What? Shall Shi did wash *Hic* shtart the Shteven King drinking *Hic* game.

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Thu Apr 21st 2011 at 7:39am
@AuraX
Dude, did you have that tattoo when you were sober?

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Thu Apr 21st 2011 at 10:53am
Schweet!

Numbah 251! Lessee whow many that is per month... ah the heck with it.

Guess a tattoo beats waking up 350 miles from where you're s'posed to be...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Apr 21st 2011 at 1:17pm
*Hic* Shuck shoo, shreeshrog. *Hic*

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Thu Apr 21st 2011 at 3:58pm
*Sings*
Can you see
The sun is shining on me
It makes me feel so free
So alive
It makes me want to survive
And the sky
It makes me feel so high
The bad times pass me by
Because today
It's gonna be a brighter day
Can you feel the sunshine
Does it brighten up your day
Don't you feel that sometimes
You just need to run away

Reach out for the sunshine
Forget about the rain
Just think about the good times
And they will come back again

Feel the sunshine

Without you, there's nothing for me to do
Can you feel the sunshine too
It's coming through
It makes me feel brand new
When you're here
I wish you were always near
Cause everything's so clear
And today
It's gonna be a brighter day

Can you feel the sunshine
Does it brighten up your day (Brighten up your day)
Don't you feel that sometimes
You just need to run away

Reach out for the sunshine
Forget about the rain
Just think about the good times
And they will come back again

When the sun goes down, I feel like I am waiting
For another day when the clouds go away

Can you feel it (Ooh, ooh)
Can you feel it (Oh)
Can you feel it (Ooh, oh, oh)
Can you feel it

Can you feel the sunshine
Does it brighten up your day (Brighten up your day)
Don't you feel that sometimes
You just need to run away

Reach out for the sunshine
Forget about the rain
Just think about the good times
And they will come back again

Can you feel the sunshine
Does it brighten up your day (Brighten up your day)
Don't you feel that sometimes
You just need to run away (You just need to run away)

Reach out for the sunshine
Forget about the rain
Just think about the good times
And they will come back again

Can you feel the sunshine (Can you feel it)
Does it brighten up your day (Brighten up your day)
Don't you feel that sometimes
You just need to run away (You just need to run away)

Reach out for the sunshine (Reach out)
Forget about the rain
Just think about the good times
And they will come back again

(Whoa, whoa ooh)
Brighten up your day
You just need to run away
Reach out
You've gotta reach out
Come back again
You've gotta reach out

*stops singing*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Apr 21st 2011 at 6:53pm
It wash shunny, wesh were jusht ignoring itsh... oh geeze, I'm getting too drunk here- *Smiles* Megamean's avatar is purty.

Posted by Nobody in Particular (Guest) on Thu Apr 21st 2011 at 7:27pm
Actually I noticed it, I just didn't comment. Funny one

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Apr 22nd 2011 at 2:36am
That's better! ^_^ Yes Aurax, go towards the shiny bug that covers its' surrounding with flames >:D

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Apr 22nd 2011 at 6:06am
Sho *HIC* Shinshy...

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat Apr 23rd 2011 at 6:04pm
Go toward the reverse bug zapper!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Apr 24th 2011 at 6:53am
Shwhat shill th- *Hic* that do, you shig *Hic* Shutterfly?!?!? *Hic*

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon Apr 25th 2011 at 5:27am
*Aurax goes toward me, the volcarona, my surroundings covered in flames. The fire is now right before his face, when suddenly, he burps. He's been drinking so much that the alcohol in his breath makes the fire even bigger and his exhalation pushes it back to me, setting ME on fire*

*blood curling scream* I don't know what hurts more: the flame or the irony!

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon Apr 25th 2011 at 3:42pm
@ Ichigo 28

(holds up glo-stick* during the song)

* I was going to use a lighter, but Aurax and Megamean kinda upstaged that...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Apr 25th 2011 at 3:53pm
@Megamean

H-hey, you know whatsh also been know to hurt people? *Shoots sonic blaster* Now shtand still Batman... not the comic book hero, the... the... the YOU! *Shoots again*

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Mon Apr 25th 2011 at 4:33pm
@AuarX
Okay dude, you need to relax,
Look, that pretty girl is giving massages.

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Apr 26th 2011 at 8:49am
@Hero of Comedy
sounds great! *getting massage* lower... lower... *shifty eyes* why no, that's not my egg pouch!

Also, *the fire finally goes out and I have comically large burns all over, like Ash when one of his fire pokemans uses flamethrower on him* yep, that was worse.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Tue Apr 26th 2011 at 9:31am
*hands aloe to Megamean*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Apr 26th 2011 at 11:05am
@HoC

SHI'LL TELL YOUSH *Hic* SHWEN I'VE HADSH ENOUGH! *Smashes beer bottle and starts attacking*

Posted by Guest on Wed Apr 27th 2011 at 4:36am
The bastard!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Apr 27th 2011 at 1:36pm
*Faints, partly from being so freaking drunk, partly from the news of Ryan*

Posted by Ichigo 28 (Guest) on Wed Apr 27th 2011 at 2:30pm
Unless some one hacked his account (highly doubt it) he doesn't care about the fans! The fans are more important than the comic itself! Or he might be waiting for this thread to die off.

Posted by Eggs (Guest) on Wed Apr 27th 2011 at 11:33pm
...Or he's building up a nice cache of comics before he starts again. That's what I would do...

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Apr 28th 2011 at 12:49am
I'm with Eggs on this one, he must be building up his cache of Comics. That way, if this ever happens again(Anyone wanna make a bet on when that happens again?), he'll be prepared for just such an occasion.

Hopefully.

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Apr 28th 2011 at 4:45am
Hey, wait...
Aurax fainted! I won the HuMon battle! *opens Aurax's wallet and helps self to half his money*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Apr 28th 2011 at 10:43am
Uh... what the heck happened last night?

Wait a minute... what happened to my mutated monster wallet? I pray for the poor soul who has it now...

Posted by Ichigo 28 Is Now Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 2:54pm
@AuraX

I think the Shiny Bug took it.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 4:01pm
^
...Crap.

Oh no, I'm not sorry for him. It's just that you've suddenly turned into a small dragon without wings.

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 4:31pm
*Meanwhile, I went to the HuMon Center to get my burns treated. They hafta put me in a full-body cast, my stuff on the tray next to me. Suddenly, the wallet I took from AuraX starts moving and eats my flesh*

HOW DOES ALL THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 4:42pm
Mutt, return!

...What? That's what i called my mutant wallet. I LIKE THE THIRD DOCTOR'S EPISODES. OKAY.

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 5:46pm
@AuraX
You can't really call me a "small" dragon without wings when I'm 17'09" and I weigh 1505.8 lbs. I could crush you like a bug!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 6:49pm
The bigger they are...

*Pushes Chibi Dialga down on it's back*

...the harder the fall.

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by Guest on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 10:01pm
WHERE'S OUR COMIC?!

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Apr 29th 2011 at 10:07pm
@Guest
Where's the birth certificate? Kidding, kidding, I was always well aware *name omitted to avoid political debate* was born here.

Also, *needs skin grafts after the devil wallet incident, or so I think*

*Nurse Bliss (get it? Nurse Joy, Nurse Bliss) approaches my pokemon* Would you like us to restore your HuMon to full health? *Yune, my Zekrom, nods* okay, I'll take your HuMon for a few seconds. *places me on a machine like a giant pokehealer thingy, and I experience what's its' like when we take our Pokemon to a Center. You think it's a few lights and you're done? No, that's just to mask what really happens. Many many surgical tools all in a matter of seconds. They then pop me out of the thing and roll me on a stretcher back to my Pokemon*
Nurse Bliss: we've restored your HuMon to full health. We hope to see you again!
Me, in shock of the pain from my treatment: Getting cured wasn't worth it.
AuraX: well then in that case, go back to being *fires his lazah at me* buuuuuuuuuuuuurnt!

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Sat Apr 30th 2011 at 11:19am
@AuraX
Okay... So I may be the size and weight of Arceus who is 10'06" Ft. tall and weighs 705.5 lbs but I can't help being a dwarf! Its not funny to push me on my side cuz of that!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 1st 2011 at 10:13am
^
*Awesome Face*

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Sun May 1st 2011 at 3:23pm
*cries* I love to imagine myself as the size of all the other Dialga! *burst out crying*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 1st 2011 at 9:45pm
You brought it on yourself.

Now, you die. *Throws blu-ray player Chibi Dialga gave me much earlier at his face*

I TOLD you they were DVDs! Why'd you give me a BLU-RAY?!?!?!?!

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Mon May 2nd 2011 at 9:59am
@AuraX
CUZ BLU-RAYS CAN PLAY DVDS AND BLU-RAYS! BTW It's she not he. *Blu-Ray misses and lands in the ocean* HA! Missed m-
*Falls in sink-hole* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Thud*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 2nd 2011 at 12:58pm
Wait. *Looks around*

Where the heck did the ocean come from?

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Mon May 2nd 2011 at 1:19pm
@ Aurax You didn't know that we have been at the beach the entire time, from the very beginning?

@CD
Aw man that was meant for someone else.*looks at HuMon center* Oh well might as well leave you there for now.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 2nd 2011 at 2:05pm
CD? What's a CD? Ah well, back to downloading songs as data.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Tue May 3rd 2011 at 5:50pm
CD - it's what came after the floppy disk.

*tries to get sand out of shorts*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Tue May 3rd 2011 at 6:35pm
Sheesh, this comic hasn't updated in a while. Oh well. *sits down on sand and reads PREY by Micheal Crighton*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 4th 2011 at 3:01am
^
Oh hey, 8-bit! I didn't know you were here! *Continues pummeling Chibi Dialga*

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Wed May 4th 2011 at 4:29pm
@AuraX
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! *Uses Roar Of Time on AuraX* It's a One-Hit KO
*Jumps out of sand pit leaving unconscious AuraX there* Oh yeah! *Drops Troll Face on AuraX*

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Thu May 5th 2011 at 3:07am
You're doing the giant page of comment death again?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 5th 2011 at 6:21am
@Chibi
Sorry, I'm not usually that mean. Stupid Post-Hypnotic suggestion is making me beat up everything I see. I think you've broken me out of it though.

*Suddenly Pummels TiloXofXTanto*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Thu May 5th 2011 at 10:41am
Not a giant page of comment death. More like a giant page of comment infliction-of-pain.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 5th 2011 at 5:32pm
*Suddenly starts pummeling Parallax*

I'm sorry, the Post-Hypnotic Suggestion just won't make me stop! *Starts crying while pummeling*

Posted by HyperTurtle32 on Thu May 5th 2011 at 5:50pm
Dude, You have 1002 fans. That's a lot.

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri May 6th 2011 at 2:50am
@Chibi Dialga
You knocked AuaX out so you won the Humon battle. Why didn't you take his money?

note: this is comment 302 for anyone who's keeping track.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri May 6th 2011 at 4:35am
*HIC* Shi shot drunk again becaush it'sh the only thing shthat willsh shtop the posht-Hypnoticsh Shugeshtion *HIC*

Posted by Sparks (Guest) on Fri May 6th 2011 at 7:04am
Hey, I'll see if they've updated ye- WOAH WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE. Looks like the cycle of life has repeated. Good to see that this type of thing happens.

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Fri May 6th 2011 at 8:42am
@MegaMean
cuz you took his wallet of DOOOOOM... Which had all his money. :(

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri May 6th 2011 at 9:08am
It's the Cycle of Life
And it moves us all
Through despair and hope
Through faith and love
Till we find our place
On the path unwindiiiing
In the Cyyycle
The Cycle of Liiiife

/bad impression of Elton John

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri May 6th 2011 at 12:08pm
Thatsh shonly fake money the care bearsh gave mesh.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat May 7th 2011 at 12:27am
@Aurax
which explains why the cops are outside my house. *Booted up an Hm. It contained Fly. Teach fly to a pokemon? Volcarona learned Fly! Volcarona used Fly!* You'll never take me alive coppers!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 7th 2011 at 4:59am
Sho heysh! A flyingsh mothra I'mma throw thish bottle at it!

*Throws bottle at megamean09, megamean09 comes crashing down*

*HIC* Pretty Fire...

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sat May 7th 2011 at 6:04am
well, well, well, I leave you all alone, and this happens, people end up drunk throwing perfectly good alcohol at flying flaming pokemon......

I expected to at least see a wrecked robot or something. Now, read this all, IN SPANISH.
bien, bien, bien, te dejo solo y esto sucede, la gente final borracho alcohol perfectamente buena echando a volar pokemon llamas......

Esperaba que al menos un robot averiado o algo.

Now, In GERMAN.

gut, gut, gut, ich lasse Sie ganz allein, und in diesem Fall die Menschen am Ende betrunken werfen perfekt gute Alkohol von fliegen flaming Pokemon......

Ich erwartete, mindestens ein zerstörte Roboter oder etwas zu sehen.

Finally, In Japanese!

まあ、まあ、まあ、私はあなたを残すすべてだけで、これは、人々 は最後の炎ポケモン飛んで...... で酔って投げ完全に良いお酒を

私は少なくとも難破ロボットか何かを参照してくださいに期待。

Let's see if you can follow me on this?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 7th 2011 at 7:48pm
When I grow up *HIC* I wanna be a dinoshaur!

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon May 9th 2011 at 1:16am
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?! Well you're still not gonna take me alive coppers! *Volcarona used Heat Wave! Cops fainted!*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon May 9th 2011 at 9:25am
@Tialpoy

I don't have a robot to wreck. Would you settle for a lawnmower?

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Mon May 9th 2011 at 11:15pm
@Parallax
Yes, I'll settle for a wrecked Lawn Mower.
I'll also settle for a decimated Deep Frier, a Demolished Computer Moniter, or an irrevocably damaged Hard Drive.

@Megamean09
Well then, if the police can't stop you, MAYBE I CAN. (Fires a Knock Out Dart at the back of your head.)

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 10th 2011 at 11:10am
*Suddenly walks in*

Heysh guysh, whatsh going o- *Hit with KO dart*

Posted by ZeroTornado on Tue May 10th 2011 at 12:42pm
I have no idea whats going on
But there's shooting (darts) involved so I'm in!
*Grabs Chicken Launcher*
Extra Crispy

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Tue May 10th 2011 at 4:36pm
I love me some fried extra crispy chicken. *grabs a wing off a table*

Posted by Klonoacomics on Tue May 10th 2011 at 6:41pm
woah I havent been here for 2 months and this is what i see? 0.0

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed May 11th 2011 at 1:22am
*looks up from book* o_o woah. WTF? i must have had one too many coffees today. *continues to read book*

Posted by phantoka (Guest) on Wed May 11th 2011 at 7:45am
yargeth
It hath been thirdyear in, and yet inasmuch no update(eth)!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed May 11th 2011 at 8:33am
*looks up from book* Well, I guess I'm not gonna get any peace and quiet. Might as well join the throng. *starts throwing flaming rocks everywhere*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Wed May 11th 2011 at 8:43am
Okay, Tialpoy. I brought in that lawnmower. It shouldn't take too long to wreck.

*flaming rock hits lawnmower*

Wow, that was fast.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 11th 2011 at 4:00pm
*Wakes up* wuh?

*Sees flaming lawn mower coming at him*

ARGH!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed May 11th 2011 at 5:39pm
*smashes flaming lawnmower* 'Bout time you woke up, buddy.

*hands AuraX beam sword* Something tells me you're gonna need this later*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 12th 2011 at 10:17am
Ah! 8-bit, I was meaning to talk to you; how did you find this place?

*gets into a fighting stance with beam sword and sonic blaster, next too 8-bit with his own weapons*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Thu May 12th 2011 at 3:52pm
I was looking for crossovers on my third or fourth day of having my account, and I stumbled upon it. I had previously read Bob and George, so I thought I might check it out to see if it was as good.

It wasnt.






IT WAS BETTER!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 12th 2011 at 5:10pm
Then why weren't you here earlier?

Posted by 8-bit unlogged (Guest) on Thu May 12th 2011 at 6:29pm
I dunno.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Thu May 12th 2011 at 11:07pm
I'm hungry.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri May 13th 2011 at 3:10am
Then here, FOOD FOR YOU! *Starts throwing random bags of Chips, Beef Jerky, and other snack foods at BluePaladin42.*

Posted by ZeroTornado on Fri May 13th 2011 at 7:22am
Friday 13th
I'm bustin all the mirrors!!!
*aims chicken launcher at mirrors*
*then aims at 8-bit*
Noobie!!!!
*fires rapidly*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri May 13th 2011 at 10:26am
Friday 13th?

Ah, shi- *Bus lands on him*

*Crawls out* Oh, for fu- *Toaster'd*

*Crawls out again* um... 4kids? *CONCORDE'D*

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Sat May 14th 2011 at 5:52pm
*devours Concord*

THOU ART SAV'ED

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 14th 2011 at 6:35pm
YOSH

Now let us eat cake on weedle cave in the country of Sprites inc.

TALLY HO!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 15th 2011 at 12:52am
*pulls out broadsword* CHAAAARRRGGGGEEE!!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 15th 2011 at 7:00am
^
MMMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN IIISSSS FFFAAAAAAIIIILLLLLLL CCCOMPPAAARRREEEEDDDD TOOOO GGGGYYYYYYYRRRRRRROOOOOOO MMMMMMMAAAAAANNNNN

Also, *CONCORDEs everyone else*

Posted by BattleStarX on Sun May 15th 2011 at 2:40pm
Coment #338
Has anyone thought of turning all this randomness in the comments section into a webcomic? It's not like you don't have any material to work with, and I bet it would actually be pretty funny.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun May 15th 2011 at 3:20pm
Meanwhile... *Megamean09 used Full Heal! Volcarona woke up! (Yes, I can do that. There's me, and the me in the pokemon. It's called cheating. Get used to it.)* Wuh- where am I?

@BattleStarX or maybe make a comicized version of the thread itself with all of us as co-authors throwing in our strips of what we do in response to each other's actions, now that would be awesome! But I must admit, I know nothing whatsoever of comic-making, let alone spriting.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 15th 2011 at 3:26pm
@BattleStarX

The problem with that is that you would need to get the permission of everyone here.
*Continues comically whacking everyone with a giant concorde while talking*
It could still work, though, and it would be gosh darn awesome. And THEN if we combined it with the Exploding Pennies comment wars, that would be awesome.
We could call it "Comment Wars". And no, I don't know how I come up with names so original.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sun May 15th 2011 at 4:03pm
That is it!
*Grabs AuraX by the head, shoves him into gernade launcher and fires at 8-bit*
No more whacking with concorde!!!

Posted by nobody in particular (Guest) on Sun May 15th 2011 at 5:38pm
@ above comments
You would have my permission in that case, but I can't speak for anyone here.

@ Megamean09:
In that case, Empoleon I chose you!1!1!
Use Icebeam at the fiery bug. *Empoleon fires Icebeam*

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Sun May 15th 2011 at 5:47pm
@above comments
You'd also have my permission!

Ima ba- WHAT THE... WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?! I leave to go home for a few days and this happens? ........ WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS! Anyways... Nom Nom Time! *Eats 500 spicy poffins and starts breathing fire* BLARG!!!! *Burns Nobody In Particular and Empoleon*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 15th 2011 at 9:55pm
*wakes up after accidently being concord'ed unconcious* Whuh? *looks at all the random fights* *eye twitches*

...

*grabs brick and smacks self with it until unconcious*




Also, I agree with Chibi. You'd have my permission as well.

Besides, the comment war was invented by an old comic I joined called Exploding Pennies made by BlazeTheHedgehog and co-author Mdg245.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun May 15th 2011 at 11:40pm
*It's not very effective... Volcarona used Heat Wave! A critical hit!*

By all means make the comic BattleStar!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 16th 2011 at 4:30am
Permission: Granted


And I'll whack people with concordes if I damn well want. *Flies Concorde into volcarona*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon May 16th 2011 at 9:47am
@BattleStarX - sure - go for it.

*Jumps on on top of fallen concorde, cavalry saber in one hand, jumbo bag of spicy poffins in the other, army of My Little Ponies behind him*

"Start the Muzak! Away my pretties! Leave no one's tootsies unstomped"

*waves saber as ponies fly*

"Let's do it - for Ryan... AND...THE... CHIIIICKENNNNSSSS!!!"

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 16th 2011 at 3:50pm
Screw...

*Taps Parallax lightly, somehow causing him to die*

...LOGIC!

Posted by epicness on Mon May 16th 2011 at 3:56pm
i wonder if i should tell blaze
about this

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon May 16th 2011 at 4:33pm
*Volcarona decides to screw logic in order to fight AuraX! Volcarona somehow drops an anvil on AuraX!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Mon May 16th 2011 at 5:17pm
@epicness~
OH NO NOT YOU TOO!!

*drops anvil on Volcarona. It's super effective...for some reason*

Also, how about we name the comic "Tribute to the Random"?

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Mon May 16th 2011 at 8:53pm
Uses a full restore on Volcarona.

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue May 17th 2011 at 12:12am
*Volcarona's hitpoints recovered! Volcarona used Torment on SilverSnake!*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 17th 2011 at 10:26am
Neji...

*Sword appears in hand and everything goes dark, a lot of sword slices in the dark, when it becomes light again everyone except AuraX are lying down, dead*

...Rojikku.

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue May 17th 2011 at 2:56pm
A moment before AuraX's attack
*Volcarona used Protect!*

Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on Tue May 17th 2011 at 6:06pm
*calmly walks in during all of this chaos*

.....

Godamnit, it's "The Fight for Light - Pt 20" all over agian.

*cock's gun* Time to evict the squatters before Ryan get's back.

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Tue May 17th 2011 at 6:46pm
*Max revive falls on meh* *Uses Aura Sphere on Aura X. It's Super Effective. Aura X fainted* *Steals sword. Puts in meh special dimension only I can go to*

Question... Which song is better? Still Alive or Want you gone? I gotta say Still Alive! XD

Posted by BlackHeart the Unbelievable on Tue May 17th 2011 at 9:44pm
@Megamean09
Wait wait, Volcarona can't use Torment. HAX!!!

*Zwelious uses Hyper Voice. Everyone takes 1/3 damage, and becomes deaf*

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Wed May 18th 2011 at 2:40am
(Walks back into the chat area with grocery bags, sets them on the counter, turns around and sees all the chaos happening)

......

I shake my head in shame, because, I've yet to render you all unconcious and take over this entire thing.

Ah well, back to work.

(Sets up 2 auto turrets loaded with Knock Out Darts) SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS! (Turrets start firing at every one) BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!

Also, I give my permission to use what ever I post here in a web comic, as long as you give us a link to see it or something.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Wed May 18th 2011 at 7:33am
This is sickening.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Wed May 18th 2011 at 9:04am
(ghostly voice) No, what's sickening is that the Barney theme-song is playing in the background of all this.

Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on Wed May 18th 2011 at 10:21am
*is hit by hyper voice and has thus become deaf. (unlike most people, I'm not a god-moder)doesn't effect vision, though, and is able to avoid Knock Out Darts(well, not that much of one, at least)*

Oh, you want some of this, eh?

*open fires in Tualpoy's direction*

(I too give permision. I'd love to see this done in a comic. Though, it would be freakin' long comic.)

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 18th 2011 at 10:39am
*A moment before CD's move*

TIME SLOW!

*Sneaks behind CD and gets sword back*

OIL SLIDER! *CD is washed away by oil*

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed May 18th 2011 at 2:32pm
@AuraX
You should know better than to use oil around me. HEAT WAVE!!!! *the oil catches on fire and the fire quickly travels up the sword and onto AuraX* THAT'S FOR SETTING ME ON FIRE WITH A BURP!

@Blackheart until my hearing comes back, it's time for some payback! *Volcarona used Bug Buzz! It's super effective!* Don't forget guys, Zweilous and it's other forms are BLIND. They may be able to hear us, but they'd never see someone coming right at them.

ALSO @Blackheart I already said I was cheating since there's two of me: me and the me in the pokemon. Then again, all other pokemon users have this power, so maybe it's not cheating. More importantly than my ineffective use of Torment is that I've used FIVE moves:
Heat Wave
Fly
Torment
Protect, and
Bug Buzz.

Posted by BlackHeart the Unbelievable on Wed May 18th 2011 at 3:50pm
@Megamean09
You forget none of them are blind, they just have hair coving their eyes. Hydreigon doesn't have it though.

*Zwelious uses Head Smash, it's 4x super effective*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 18th 2011 at 3:57pm
HEY, MEGAMEAN! THANKS FOR GIVING ME A FLAMING SWORD! *Attacks Blackheart with it*

Tell you what, to repay you for it, how about a nice drink of water?

TOAD FLUSH!
WATER WAVE!
LASER TRIDENT!
LEAD BUBBLZ!

Posted by BlackHeart the Unbelievable on Wed May 18th 2011 at 5:01pm
@AuraX
*It's not very effective. Zwelious uses Thunder Fang. AuraX is paralyzed, it may be unable to move.*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 18th 2011 at 8:31pm
@black heart
*switchs to ice chip and is unaffected**then switches to fire chip and uses a flaming upper-ward slash*Hi wa kiba!

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed May 18th 2011 at 10:04pm
*Volcarona hung on using it's Focus Sash! Volcarona used Morning Sun!* That's better. *AuraX's attack missed! Volcarona used Bug Buzz on Zweilous! A critical hit! It's super effective! Zweilous fainted!* And to make sure you can't come back, *Megamean09 used Covet on Blackheart! Megamean09 stole the foe's Max Revive!*

Oh crap, my hearing's starting to come back. There's that Barney song again. I think I'll switch it out with some even worse torture >:D *Megamean09 got on Youtube! Megamean09 swapped music with Rebecca Black's "Friday"!* There, NO ONE will wanna stay where THIS is playing.

@AuraX are you forgetting that you're still on fire?

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Thu May 19th 2011 at 3:43am
Heh, fire.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 19th 2011 at 10:36am
*Looks down*

Oh yeah, I'm on fire.

Huh.

*Eats parylzcure berry*

omnomnom.

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Thu May 19th 2011 at 2:24pm
Well
it got crazy around here again

Posted by BlackHeart the Unbelievable on Thu May 19th 2011 at 4:34pm
@Megamean09
*BlackHeart sends in Gigalith. Gigilith uses Rock Slide. It's super effective. Volcanora hangs on to 1 HP because of his Focus Sash* BTW I have plenty of Revival Herbs *hands Revival Herbs to Acceglor who has Sticky Hold*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 19th 2011 at 4:41pm
>_>
<_<

*Carefully attaches Crash Bomb to Blackheart*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Thu May 19th 2011 at 6:01pm
*peeks back in* *takes off earmuffs* OH DEAR LORD NOT THAT SONG!! *puts earmuffs back on and shoves megamean09 into a plot hole to muffle the music* ahh...much better.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 19th 2011 at 7:39pm
not to make a bad line
*looks at megamean*but like they say,FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!!!*shoots burning shot at him*

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri May 20th 2011 at 3:41am
(Blinks) How come your not all asleep yet?

[Checks darts]Oh, regular dosage darts, my mistake. Elephant sized dosage Knock out darts, there we go.

[reloads turrets with Elephant sized dosage knock out darts.] LET'S SEE YOU ALL STAY AWAKE WHEN HIT BY ONE OF THESE, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Also, I'm changing the music, I don't like that song.

(Changes music to Indestructible by Disturbed) Much better.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Fri May 20th 2011 at 8:38am
I agree, much bet- *hit by dart* tttuuurrr...
*K.O'd until further notice*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri May 20th 2011 at 9:14am
*revived by 'Indestructible'*

Ah ha ha!

*Hit by dart*

Damn. (slumps)

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri May 20th 2011 at 10:15am
@Tialpoy you already knocked me out, I woke up.

@SilverSnake you'll have to do better than that, you sent me to the world Giratina travels to when it uses Shadow Force. So to escape, I just called him out, used Shadow Force, then called him back in before he could go back.

@Blackheart well if we're in a triple battle... *Samurott used Blizzard! It's super effective on the foe's Zweilous! It's not very effective on the foe's Gigalith... Zweilous fainted! Virizion used Sacred Sword on Gigalith! Gigalith fainted! Volcarona used Heat Wave! Accelgor Fainted!

Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on Fri May 20th 2011 at 10:31am
*caonitnues to avoid darts being shot while continuing to open fire on Tialpoy* DIE, SQUATTEEEEEEEEEERRRSS!!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri May 20th 2011 at 1:54pm
*Throws crash bombs everywhere*

Posted by epicness on Fri May 20th 2011 at 3:05pm
*hides in telephone booth*YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME WITH THOSE BOMBS!!

Posted by BlackHeart the Unbelievable on Fri May 20th 2011 at 4:16pm
@Megamean09
You forgot you already knocked out Zweilous. Acceglor was never sent out. *BlackHeart sends in Electrode. Electrode uses Explosion. Samurott fainted. Virizion fainted. Volcarona fainted. No trainer won. THE END*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri May 20th 2011 at 5:01pm
TIME STOPPER!

Sorry, just needed to do some math.

So let's see here, Pokemon Battle + Flammable Moth + Phone Booth + Crash Bombs flying everywhere + me stopping time, therefore ripping a hole in the Space-Time Continuum An Electrode's Explosion = Oh crap.

*Teleports*

Now, where am I...?

*Is in between Electrode, Volcarano's flame attacks and Crash Bombs*

Ah, Shi-

*MASSIVE EXPLOSION*

And so, as it turns out, Christains were correct about the world ending on 20/05/11.

Just not on how it happened.





The End.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Fri May 20th 2011 at 7:50pm
Oh crap, did the world end again?

Posted by epicness on Fri May 20th 2011 at 8:01pm
HEY!!DONT FORGET THIS!!!
*fires denji hadouken at aurax*

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Fri May 20th 2011 at 8:54pm
@Pokemon battlers: Go Lugia, Revived Empoleon and Tyranitar.*Tyranitar's sandstream created a sandstorm* Empoleon use surf. Everyone is hit by surf. It's super effective against everyone some how. Tyranitar use earthquake!
Lugia use fly at volcarona.
Everyone except me and mah pokemons faint.
@AuraX
Btw an alternate universe was destroyed by the electrode while you were there. so the world continues without you.

Posted by epicness on Fri May 20th 2011 at 9:05pm
*is still inside phone booth and fired denji hadouken at Nobody in paticular,megamean and aurax* through portal*

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri May 20th 2011 at 10:33pm
*opens plot hole and the world's back to normal, except now instead of the barney song or "Friday," "Final Countdown" is playing* Yeef, can't I go ONE day without some idiot destroying the world?

@Nobody in Particular well if we're calling out ubers, GO KYOGRE MEWTWO AND MEADOW PLATE ARCEUS! *Kyogre's Drizzle made it rain! Kyogre used Thunder on the foe's Lugia! It's super effective! Lugia fainted! Mewtwo used Aura Sphere on the foe's Empoleon! It's super effective! Empoleon fainted! Arceus used Judgement on the foe's Tyranitar! It's super effective! Tyranitar fainted!*

Now that I've won the Pokèmon battles, time to get back to the Humòn battle. *Megamean09 used Night Train on AuraX! It's super effective! AuraX fainted in a gutter somewhere!*

@Blackheart don't forget, even if a self-destruction move results in a draw, the user loses. *Takes half of Blackheart's money*

Posted by Slyf (Guest) on Fri May 20th 2011 at 10:45pm
ur a dik epic

Posted by epicness on Fri May 20th 2011 at 11:11pm
its a comment war and learn how to speak!!
also,why are you people ignoring my comments?

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat May 21st 2011 at 4:35am
*Pulls out my copy of pokemon black, and manifests a Hydreigon, Dragonite, Garchomp, Girantina, Palkia, and Dialga.* Don't mind us, just makin' sure the world doesn't grind to an apocalyptic halt in the scuffle. Carry on!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 21st 2011 at 7:37am
@Bluepaladin
Yeah, it's apparently going to happen again next year.

@Nobody in particular
Oh, yeah, thanks for throwing in the tsunami too.

@Slyf
OK, seriously, stop trolling.

Posted by SlyferTH on Sat May 21st 2011 at 9:38am
I'll say it once more.
That guest inst me

Posted by epicness on Sat May 21st 2011 at 10:27am
@Megamean09 well you could have you Fly to dodge my denji hadouken

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat May 21st 2011 at 11:10am
@Bluepaladin
well, I don't see how a Hydreigon Dragonite and Carchomp are gonna help, but with the masters of time, space and antimatter out, we should be good!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 21st 2011 at 1:47pm
^
A CARchomp?

You, my good sir, win.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat May 21st 2011 at 2:53pm
^Sarcastic much?

@Megamean09~
They are probably supposed to guard the dieties.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat May 21st 2011 at 4:05pm
@AuraX
good, so I'm taking half your money.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 21st 2011 at 4:34pm
*summons the cybeasts*
unlike you who use pokemon for the prevention of the apocalypese,i use megaman to prevent it

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 21st 2011 at 4:45pm
@8-bit

Actually, no. I was serious. Seriously.

@Megamean
*Swipes money away* I said you win. But for stealing my money, you do not. After all, you should know by now...

*Puts on sunglasses*

...Crime doesn't pay.


YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

@epicness
You get -50 cool points for blatantly ripping off Mega.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 21st 2011 at 5:01pm
*Shadown Man appears*
Shadown Man:-30 Cool points to AuraX for metioning cool points and Epicness +15 points for using me so you wont lose any points

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat May 21st 2011 at 6:47pm
^-60 cool points for godmodding

Posted by epicness on Sat May 21st 2011 at 6:55pm
Shadow Man:^ -cool point for using cool points

Posted by BlackHeart the Unbelievable on Sat May 21st 2011 at 7:08pm
@Megamean09
*BlackHeart uses Murder. It's super effective*

Posted by epicness on Sat May 21st 2011 at 7:18pm
OW!!PLZ NO STOP!!-ztt-!!HOLY JELL-slash-slash-bang!-!!*OMG THATS NOT SUPPOSE TO BEND THAT WAY!!*CRACK*!NO!!THATS NOT SUPPOSE TO GO THERE!!!AHHH!! STOP!!!OH MY
GOD!!IS THAT A METAL WHIP!!OW!!OW!!OK OK I HAD ENOUGH!!phew i though that ne-oh my godS!!is that a gun!!!OW OW STOP!!PLZ,NOT THE RAPPING MACHINE NO NOT THAT!!PLZ!!AH!!!!!SWEET MURPHYS LAW!!!THAT CANNON IS HUGE!!NO!NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat May 21st 2011 at 7:20pm
@Megaman09
They keep people from interfering with the other three. Repairing the fabric of space time requires concentration.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 21st 2011 at 7:20pm
STOP MURDERING ME!!

Posted by Rawr (Guest) on Sat May 21st 2011 at 8:58pm
Yay for murder!

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sat May 21st 2011 at 9:51pm
*Eats popcorn*

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Sat May 21st 2011 at 10:04pm
Ah well, may as well join in
*Stabs the closest person to me with my sword, which happens to be AuraX*
FOR PONY!!!

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat May 21st 2011 at 10:50pm
@Epicness
NEVEEEEEER! >:D *Megamean09 used Revive! Epicness recovered from fainting* now I can kill you again!

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 1:33am
nomnomnomnom

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 11:48am
^*steals popcorn and pours paint on BP42's head*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 3:06pm
@epicness

But by saying that we get less cool points for using cool points, you yourself are losing cool points.

Posted by tyler (Guest) on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 4:04pm
but he doesn't use cool points. so he cant lose them.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 5:31pm
actually
i do have cool points,i'm just not losing them because am not saying them,Shadow Man is

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 5:37pm
Then Shadow Man is saying them for me too.

And I know more about Shadow Man than you do.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 5:45pm
no you were'nt,i saw you saying it,not Shadow Man

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 6:57pm
Then suddenly, Thousands upon Millions upon Hundreds worth of Banana's create a Banana Tsunami and impacts the area Rendering everyone unconcious, except myself whom is wearing a banana proof vest.

I am in control of the fruity elements, Fear my power.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 7:14pm
*a millisecond before drown'd,he shot a burning shot to burn the bananas*
AND I CONTROL GREASY FOOD!!*makes 99 billions upon hundreds upon 99 millions upon 99 thousends french fries to drown tialpoy*
remember,your a guest,am a author,theres a big diference between us,whatever you can do,i can do 10 times better...

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 8:26pm
@Epicness
*Megamean09 used Teenage Hunger attack! All food was removed from the field!*

Posted by epicness on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 8:30pm
well if your a teenager,TAKE THIS,BROCCOLI TSUNAMI!!

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 10:20pm
*Digs a hole and hides from broccoli wave*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 22nd 2011 at 10:35pm
*noms all broccoli 'cause I love vegetables* Delicious!

Now, try and beat THIS!!!*uses PAPER KNIFE STORM so that everyone has a paper cut**floods the room up to neck height in lemon juice*

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 3:03am
*Megamean09 used Bandage!* Mmmm, thanks for the lemon juice; I was pretty thirsty after all those fries! But why'd you hafta take my broccoli? I was gonna use Melted Butter and eat it all.

Posted by epicness on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 9:13am
i never though i'd say this...
FOOD FIGHT!!*makes tons of drinks drowns megamean09 and since your a fire type its super effective*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 10:25am
*wakes up from dart, realizes there's paper cuts, lemon juice and fruity drinks*

OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!OW!

*uses nearby Care Bear to try to wipe off juice. Really wishes he was an earth type Pokemon.*

I smell fries! Where are the fries? Whattya mean Megamean ate them?!!!

*Inflicts Megamean with the "Curse of a Thousand Fleas" for eating all the fries*

Posted by epicness on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 10:31am
*punishs parallax for not using a food attack by forcing expired milk down his throat*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 10:47am
Stop the food fighting, AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!

Posted by epicness on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 10:49am
hey AuraX,do you have a weakness?(if not then say I HAVE NO ''WEAKNESS!'' in a superman voice)

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 2:24pm
@FoodFighters
Well, take this... STINKY CHEESE BOMB! *Throws Stinky Cheese Bomb. Everyone faints except for me cuz I'm wearing a close-pin* Mwahahahaha! *Sniff Siff... Faints cuz close-pin fell off* ugh...

Posted by epicness on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 2:30pm
*still unfainted*i'v smelled worse..

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 2:52pm
(Hmmm, no-one seems to have noticed that I've stopped using my pokemon. This gives me a chance to take the edge!) *Megamean09 used Crappy Fan Idea to somehow turn Volcarona into a Zanpakuto!* Ryujin Jakka has nothing on this.

They don't call it the Sun Pokemon for nothing. *takes Shikai stance* Bring the flames of the sun crashing down to Earth, Volcarona. *I unsheathe my Zanpakuto and it unleashes a seemingly endless amount of flame, surrounding the battlefield and evaporating the liquids on the field nearly instantly*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 6:33pm
^*takes comment and rips it up**uses GODMOD SHEILD to become undefeatable for 12 comment attacks*

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon May 23rd 2011 at 7:24pm
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*
*attacks SilverSnake*

now your shield is gone!

Posted by epicness on Tue May 24th 2011 at 6:18am
WHO WANTS A TEAM BATTLE!?!?*raises hand*
commenters team up and fight the other team

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 24th 2011 at 10:14am
Oh, I have a few weaknesses.

But I'm not about to tell you. And a team battle would be good, I'll go with 8-bit.

Posted by epicness on Tue May 24th 2011 at 10:42am
O RLY NAOW?btw i'm going with blackheart,if hes/shes not here then i'l megamean

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue May 24th 2011 at 11:38am
I'm in!

@epicness here, if you're gonna fight alongside me, take this chip. It'll give you the Flash Fire ability so my Zanpakuto's flames will only make you stronger. But if you turn on me, keep in mind it has a self-destruct button. And unlike Robuttnik, I DID remember to reset the charges.

Posted by epicness on Tue May 24th 2011 at 12:08pm
*inserts chip*
CPU voice:Flash fire has been installed,fire-based attacks will be uneffect
and all fire-based attack from the user are increased.
P.S thx for tthe chip

Posted by epicness on Tue May 24th 2011 at 12:12pm
Why do i have a sudden burst of energy?
Megamean09:Its the chip i gave you
Epic:But am i able to control/handle the power?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 24th 2011 at 3:52pm
Hm. Approximately how many people are here, so we know how many people are on each team?

Posted by epicness on Tue May 24th 2011 at 4:22pm
O RLY NAOW?
U DNT HAV A WIKNES?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 24th 2011 at 4:44pm
^
I said I have a few, but I'm not telling you.

Posted by epicness on Tue May 24th 2011 at 5:14pm
TAKE THIS THEN!!*teleports behind him*PEAR BOMB!!

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue May 24th 2011 at 6:07pm
*the monster flames my Zanpakuto created start taking the form of dragons and attacking AuraX*

Posted by epicness on Tue May 24th 2011 at 6:25pm
lets combine our fire!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 3:08pm
@epicness

How the heck did you know that a pear was my first weakness!?!?!?!

OK, take this! *using the sonic blaster, part of epicness' head comes off*

And as for you, Megamean... *Rides a blastoise using Hydro Pump to fly into Megamean*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 4:47pm
*blood spurtss*
Talking head:Y-ou..know..a-am a..-hu-h-human..with m-metal ar-m-mor..r-right P.S i h-have my s-sec-crets

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:17pm
*Using special settings, restores epicness' head, albeit badly* Enjoy the mental scarring and brain damage.

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:31pm
*has more scare then a hyena*1+1=cake

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:32pm
And what is cake + cake?

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:33pm
fish

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:34pm
Fish + Tree / Fork X egg = ???

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:34pm
BOK BOK!!*pecks on aurax*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:36pm
Oh hi little birdie.

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:39pm
*pecks so hard its rips a part of AuraXs skin*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:40pm
And under my skin, is more skin.

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:41pm
*eats arm*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:42pm
And under my arm, is another arm.

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:45pm
*arm regenerrates but since its inside stomach it gets digested again thus a never-ening cycle because am a bottemless pit*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:47pm
Hey! I'M the only one that regenerated around here! *Regenerates into Tom Baker*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:51pm
BOK BOK BOK BOK!!(your arm is regenerating which means you are regenerating*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:54pm
Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:55pm
*one of I.Q/brain cells come back but am stil an idiot *
PIE MAN!
CHOCOLATE MAN!
CAKE MAN!
TEAM BLAST!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:56pm
I'm guessing that's a no. *Makes sad face that the jelly babies dropped on the floor*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:57pm
PIE MAN!
USE CHERRY FILLING LASER!!

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed May 25th 2011 at 5:58pm
*stabs AuraX with Volcarona while he's busy fighting* Way of Binding number 61: Six Rods Prison of Light! *Summons six thin, wide beams of light that slam into AuraX' midsection, holding him in place. AuraX is then unable to move any part of his body including the parts that were not struck by the beams*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:01pm
*still an idiot*
CHOCOLATE MAN!
USE MILK CHOCOLATE RAY ON MEGAMEAN!

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:07pm
@Epicness
*Epicness can't use food attacks due to the effects of Teenage Hunger!*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:08pm
Megamean, megamean, megamean. Always one step behind me. You made one mistake this time.

Megamean: What's that?

AuraX: You thought *Megamean is slashed from behind* That I was alone.

*Megamean turns round to see Gallade, which uses it's psychic powers to propel Megamean across the room and free AuraX*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:10pm
*was still about to shoot but gallade got in the way*
Megamean:wow,talk about suicide commenting,you knew Epic was shooting milk but you still put Gallade there
AuraX:and hes lactose-in-tolerate

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:13pm
AuraX: Ah, but there is one thing: this Gallade is shiny.

Megamean: So? that doesn't mean anything except that it's a different color.

AuraX: Ah, but We're using Gen II physics here, which means that Gallade's stats are larger than usual.

Megamean: You evil ba- *HYPER BEAM'D*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:15pm
OBJECTION!
GALLADE IS A GEN IV POKEMON!
USING PHYSICES IS IMPOSIBLE!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:18pm
Screw Logic.

*Epicness is EXTERMINATE'D*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:22pm
FINE,FIGHT IMPOSIBLE WITH IMPOSIBLE!
*revives me and megamean with increse power,speed,endurance,defence,strengh,agility,accuracy,energy,intellagence and health*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:23pm
Ha,ha,ha.

You fool. You can never be intelligent.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:31pm
*comes out from under indestructable rock**sees all the randomness* Woah. Glad I'm not out there. *goes back under rock*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:33pm
you can always break rules*break the chains blocking hes intellegence*
The value of pi to 100 significant figures is

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067...

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:42pm
Did you think the stab from my Shikai Zanpakuto was ONLY a stab? WRONG! BAN-KAI! Concealing Volcarona! *AuraX insides suddenly catch on fire*

AuraX: What the hell is happening?!
Me: When I stabbed you with my Shikai I broke off a tiny a piece of it inside of you. Volcarona can turn any portion or all of its' blade into massive fire- like say, the shard I left in your small intestine. *the internal fire burns AuraX from the inside out until the flames reach the outside of his body and do the same OVER his skin, in the process turning to ash whatever part of him it is that gives him his powers*

@SilverSnake *your back is stabbed while you're hiding under the rock with your face pressed against it* you never said the dirt AROUND the rock was indestructible. Your rock is equivalent to putting a grate over the hole in the death star and ripping off all the other coverage on it.

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:44pm
and thanks to the power-up i gave
the mass of the flame increase dramaticly thus multiplying the damage leading us to victory

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:44pm
*peeks out**revives AuraX w/ maxed out stats and gives him a GODMOD Gun, GODMOD Shield, and GODMOD Sword, which make him invincible but drains his IQ down to 1.3*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:46pm
*loses intellegent power-up,goes idiot as well*BOK BOK BOK!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:48pm
duuh, what am I supposed to do with these shiny things? *stabs SilverSnake*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:49pm
BOK BOK!(ever think of restoring me megamean?)

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:50pm
That's it AuraX! You're supposed to use them to kill the shiny snake!

*Takes the intelligence AuraX lost and puts it in epicness*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:53pm
Fine then. You've invoked my wrath. *Brings out GOD OF ALL TERROR, who makes everyone's computers use Windows 95*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:54pm
Me(AuraX):what am i doing in this body?
Real me:*Inside mind*puting his intellegence must've also put his consciousness!

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 6:58pm
oww!you could've use your bleach spiritual magic to get it out!

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 7:02pm
-_-..anyway
why not send him to the world of barney?

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Wed May 25th 2011 at 9:46pm
*Crawls out from hole, tuns hand into a sword, and then stabs epicness in the back*
Ha, take that first person i seen

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 9:55pm
*GASP!*where.. megamean..when.you..need..him

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed May 25th 2011 at 9:56pm
*steps out of invisible trap door in the floor* Hah! I forgot to tell you: Not only does G.A.T do that, but he gives me GODMOD invincibility! *uses Toxic Surf to poison Megamean's entire team and take half of their HP*

Posted by epicness on Wed May 25th 2011 at 10:00pm
gasp.but..megamean..is...not...here...and..,thats..unfair..2..vs..3..and..since...megameans ..not..here...so...am..all..alone...i'l..fight...to...defend...his..glory...

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu May 26th 2011 at 2:18am
*Chaos, SilverSnake, and AuraX are suddenly frozen in time, then de-limbed and blanketed in flames. Times returns to them and from inside the fire they can be heard screaming in agony until they and the fire suddenly vanish. Epicness glows with a faint white light and, confused, gets up as his wounds are restored and energy replenished. I appear holding Concealing Volcarona in hand with Dialga, Origin Form Giratina, and Cresselia in all their magnificence behind me*

Me: Would you quit being so overly dramatic?
Epicness: Megamean!
Me: knowing their powers as users (and an inconsequential quest) that flaming antispace dimension won't hold them for long. Let's hurry and set up our buffs!
Epicness: But, how did you get around SilverSnake's invincibilty?
Me: I just had Dialga's Roar of Time advance time around them up until the point where the invincibility wore off. Now hurry, set up any support spells you know! Ikuze!

Posted by comicreader (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 2:47am
i have been waiting for this!chaos is the reason i read comics!chaos gives me power!

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 2:55am
now that i have evolved ishall leave you to continue your petty strugles! yes!continue and make me more powerful!give me the power to write in capital letters!"travels to another dimension in order to remain unscathed from this batle while waiting his powers to grow"

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 3:20am
*Intelligence returns*

Right then, it's time to make comment war history.

Guys? *Puts hands up* I surrender.

Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on Thu May 26th 2011 at 6:00am
*meanwhile, is trying to dig out from under all the crap everyone's been using since, as he's not a godmod *coughyetcough*, he was unable to avoid*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:32am
Drill Man, Ground Man, go help that guy dig his way out.

Boy, it sure is boring having my arms raised for hours on end.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 9:58am
go CAKE ARMOR*all damages are halve*
shuckles shell
*def. and special def is raise to shuckles def. stat(thats alot of def. considering shuckles the pokemon with the most def.)

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 1:40pm
Less talk!
More fight!
FALZAR STORM!!
*puts hand foward together in a cannon-like position*
*Then the head of Falzar appear and at the end of my hands brews a powerful lime(color) storm*

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 1:50pm
I'L BLOW YOU TO THE NEXT COMIC WHICH IS IN 2111!*blows AuraX to 2111*
AuraX:Uhh...where am i?
*sees a boy*
AuraX:Hey!you there,whats your name?
???:My names AuraX the 111th
AuraX:0_O

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 2:21pm
^
I said I surre- wait, what?

*Goes up to boy*
Oh, it's just a reploid gone mad.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 2:37pm
*real AuraX the 111th comes*

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Thu May 26th 2011 at 2:51pm
*due to being made out of water, and fire not having much effect on me, I reform*
Revenge!!
*I shoot water droplets the size and density/power of bullets out of my hands at Megemean*

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 2:59pm
^
*uneffecive and the only thing it does is make cake armor soggy*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 3:30pm
Hm, it seems a clone of me has made robots based off of himself. Strange, I'm not THAT narcissist.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 3:41pm
*levitates*
GREGAR BREATH!!*does same thing as Falzar but instead a Gregar head appear and unleashs a powerful fire breath*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Thu May 26th 2011 at 4:56pm
*finds switch marked "Comment War Author Powers"* Hmmm.... *puts switch into OFF position*

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 5:28pm
*falls down from extreme height and loses Gregar head*oww...
what the*tries to shot lighting botl*-zttt-zttt-work,WORK!
-ztt-zttt-zttt-zaker!zaker!zaker!
wait...why do we even have that*levitates*we dont need that,we are author!

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu May 26th 2011 at 5:46pm
STOP EVERYTHING!
*walks up to epicness and reaches into his Shuckle shell* Good, the Berry Juice is done. (remember, shuckles turn berries into Berry Juice) Volcarona! *fire heats the juice nearly instantly* Anyone want a cup of hot Bluk Berry juice?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 5:56pm
Here, I'll take two.

Who wants banana milkshakes? *Is standing at a banana milkshake stall outside TARDIS*

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 5:59pm
@megamean
not even one thank you for the juice and 2 plz*puts money on counter*do you want coins,rings,rupees or screws?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:18pm
I accept Rings and Screws.

No, Mega Man, not THAT kind of screw. Now go back to Light Labs before I dial 999.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:29pm
*puts 2 bags of rings and screws*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:29pm
I'll take a milkshake. And I just discovered that the switch was mislabeled. It turns off the PBS channel.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:32pm
^
That'll be 5 rings, or 20 screws please.

And what's PBS?


...Mega Man, go home. I'm picking up the phone. I'm dialing 999.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:33pm
*puts 5 rings and 20 screws on counter*wait..why the heck are we like this?its comment wars time!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:35pm
*Hides under sandbags*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:36pm
I SURRENDER, DAMMIT!

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:37pm
and why?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:38pm
Pacifist. What's your excuse?

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:42pm
SCREW YOU!YOU'RE GONNA FIGHT EITHER YOU LIKE OR NOT!
AuraX:H-hey!let me go!
Me:*throws AuraX in crossfire*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:43pm
DAMMIT, NESS!

* Hides behind sandbags*

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:46pm
0_O
OK THAT TOO FAR!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUURGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*goes hulk*
AuraX:uh...mercy?
Me:*beats him until he participates in the comment wars*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:47pm
How could this day get any weir-

*Epicness is punched into the distance from behind*

DAVE: HAI MEGA.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:51pm
*did not felt it*oh hi dave!
AuraX:seems like we need something stron-
*shot by Quint*
Amy:Why'd you shot him!
Quint:he seem'd hostile.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:51pm
*Steals 8-bit's milkshake then pours it down his shirt.*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:52pm
But I'm the pacifist not attacking, and he's the one PUMMELING ME UNTIL I FIGHT?!?!?! What is wrong with you?

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:52pm
@BP42
are you on our team?(me and megamean)

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:54pm
I'm on no-one's team. I'm a pacifist who wears cool shades and has a TARDIS.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:55pm
And seeing as he stole your drink and poured it down your shirt, I'm not sure he's on your team either.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:58pm
it was 8-bitsilversnakes and he pour'd on him

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 7:59pm
oh. Woops.

*Runs away in the confusion*

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:02pm
but i still dont know if BP42 is on our team.i kinda need him against 8-bit and chaos

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:03pm
But right now it's two on two.

HAVE YOU NO HONOUR, SIR?

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:04pm
*sees 8-bit and chaos*uh oh..

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:06pm
But right now they aren't here.

It's only me, you, BP42, Quint, Amy and DAVE.

DAVE: HI MEGA.

Go away.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:08pm
I'm guessing hes gonna make an entrace like last time
*few seconds later*
anytime now

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:10pm
Anytime now.

*Sneaks away*

Anytime now. Keep looking, it may happen. Anytime now.

*Continues sneaking away*

Aaaaaaaaaaaanytime now.

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:12pm
Me:your not going anywhere!

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 8:16pm
I chose DAVE
COMMENT BATTLE*battles AuraX pokemon-style*
DAVE used shield sprong!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Thu May 26th 2011 at 9:00pm
*wakes up* *snort*Eh? Wha? *pokes Chaos in the elbow* Dude, wake up. I think Mr. Not-so-epic and the Doctor Who Fanboy are gonna start soon.

Chaos: You go deal with 'em. I'm goin back to sleep. *does that*
Me: Ugh, fine. *glues AuraX and Epicness's lips together, takes photo, and puts on Google Images*

Posted by epicness on Thu May 26th 2011 at 9:14pm
*right before glued cuts 8-bits hands of*

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Fri May 27th 2011 at 2:04am
"enters dimension"mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahh ahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahaahahahhaahhahaahahhaha hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahhahaahhhhahahahaha hahahahhahahaha"exits dimension"

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri May 27th 2011 at 3:15am
And then, the ground beneath them all quakes with unimaginable force, it splits asunder. Lava spews forth, Ash is shot into sky, A roar shakes the entirity of our reality. Tiamat, the Five Headed Mother of all Chromatic Dragons rises up from the roiling inferno of the underworld.

And Riding on top of her, A single warrior, clad in Indestructible Dark Steel Armor, Wielding a 2 handed Great Sword in one hand. Shouts in a voice that is heard over all the chaos and destruction.

"BEHOLD, I, HAVE, RETURNED!" Tiamat then begins breathing Acid, Lightening, Fire, and Ice out of Four of her Five Heads. With the intent of destruction and Chaos.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri May 27th 2011 at 3:52am
*Real AuraX comes behind 8-bit*

Sorry 8-bit, but...

*Breaks camera*

you will not get your yaoi today.
And I'm a pacifist, remember?

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Fri May 27th 2011 at 7:42am
I didn't want Yaoi, I just wanted to humiliate you two. Oh, and before I forget... *shoves a pill into AuraX's mouth that makes him see, smell, and taste pears everywhere*

Posted by phantoka (Guest) on Fri May 27th 2011 at 7:53am
XKB-quizzle-@^))!
You've all gone MAD!

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri May 27th 2011 at 10:09am
Does this mean I can't get a bananna shake? Do you know how long it took to earn @##$%$% 20 screws??!!

*Sees Tiamat*

Uh, on second thought, I'll take a raincheck. She needs one more than I do.

*looks for unoccupied pile of sandbags*

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri May 27th 2011 at 11:24am
@SilverSnake
*shoves a pill into his mouth that makes him PEE pears everywhere*

Posted by epicness on Fri May 27th 2011 at 2:15pm
WTF???we were battling until you disturbed us!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri May 27th 2011 at 3:51pm
@8-bit

Fudge fudge fudge fudge FUUUUUUDGE!

Posted by epicness on Fri May 27th 2011 at 5:24pm
^
HEY!THATS MY CATCH PHARSE|!!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Fri May 27th 2011 at 5:48pm
... *stabs epicness in the ballz*

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Fri May 27th 2011 at 7:13pm
*Wakes up*
A guy can't sleep with all the racket.
CHAOS... BLAST!!!
*Chaos Blast's the entire beach to try an calm down the fight, roles over and trys to go back to sleep*

Posted by epicness on Fri May 27th 2011 at 7:49pm
*hides inside snakes box*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Fri May 27th 2011 at 9:27pm
*gets up after Chaos Blast* Uuggh...Y'know what? I'm done. Hey, AuraX! Ya got any room behind those sandbags?

AuraX: Sure. Come on over.
Me: Thx. Wanna bet on who'll win? 60 rings on Megamean.

Posted by epicness on Fri May 27th 2011 at 10:58pm
i'm the partner that will stay side by side with megamean

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri May 27th 2011 at 11:44pm
Tiamat, FREEZE MEGAMEAN TO THE BONE.

I'll handle Epicness.

*Jumps off of Tiamat's 40 story high head, 2 handed sword still in hand. Tiamat turns and Faces Megamean and all his pokemon, Begins breathing concentrated bursts at all of them, particularly Ice Breath at him and his fire pokemon.*

I'll have your Head on a platter EPICNESS!

*Continues falling towards Epicness, Deploys Cloak of Featherfall, making sure I don't impact the ground and break anything. My Sword poised ready to make a mighty swing aimed at taking off his head.*

Posted by epicness on Fri May 27th 2011 at 11:48pm
*a single tear falls out*i'l make you pay for what you did to Megamean!*blocks sword wih energy sword*

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat May 28th 2011 at 1:23am
*ice breaks into shards*

epicness: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
*puffs of smoke go off in the ice*
me: relax, I just used my Shadow Clone Jutsu. I think you're forgetting, I get deus ex machinas even more than Harry Potter.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 4:56am
AuraX: Oh, and by the way 8-bit?
8-bit: Yeah?
AuraX: *Punches 8-bit in the face* That's for the pear senses.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:33am
wanna change places megamean?

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Sat May 28th 2011 at 11:33am
*Wakes up, and summons 9 Blue-Eyes Toon Dragons to the field in one turn*
Screw The Rules, I have Red Hair!
All of you, Blue-eyes toon lightning on epicness!

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 12:25pm
*unffected because am using a fire chip now*take this!toon fire slash!

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat May 28th 2011 at 1:58pm
@Chaos
WORST. PLAN. EVER. *The mage of darkness and the champion of dragon slaying converge as one! Fusion Shokan! Dark Paladin!* Dark Paladin gains 500 attack and defense points for every dragon on the field and in all players' graveyards! *A ray of power comes toward Dark Paladin from each of the 9 toon dragons, Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina, as Dark Paladin's attack power increases to 8900* And I equip Dark Paladin with Shooting star Bow-Ceal, which decreases it's attack points by 1000 but enables it to attack directly! Now, Dark Paladin, Direct Attack! Shooting star... LIFE SHOT!! *Chaos' life points go down to 0*

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 2:31pm
*Summons Curse of dragon then fuses it with Gaia the fierce knight to make Gaia the dragon champion then fuses Red-eyes black dragon with Summoned Skull and MetalMorph to make Red
eyes darkness metal B.dragon then summons Dragonite,Salamence,Garchomp and Hydreigon*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat May 28th 2011 at 2:52pm
Me: *covers bleeding nose* I guess I deserve that...
AuraX: Yeah, ya do.
Me:*commentating for Comment War* Ooooh. Epicness'll feel THAT one in the morning. Yowch.
AuraX: *also commentating* I agree.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 4:00pm
Man, there's lots of messed up crap going on here.
Is that a black hole?

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 4:33pm
OY!megamean,do you need any help?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 5:07pm
And it would seem that Epicness has been completely left on his own, as the only battler around to actually do anything. Everything else has been frozen in time until the actual users come back, while me and 8-bit are behind these invincible sandbags and commentator box, with my TARDIS in with us if we need it. And for food.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 5:31pm
*cuts the way back to commentator box and and sandbags*i'm also the only how doesnt fear battling!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 6:55pm
Watch as this contestant savagely cuts his way into our fake, non-invincible commentator box in a hopeless effort to find other people to fight against. As far as i can tell, he has idols in the form of Link, sonic, Mega Man and Zero, though he obviously does not take after them much, as while Link, Sonic and Mega Man fight for everlasting peace and Zero fights for who and what he believes in, this poor child has obviously been misled into believing that fighting is the good part, possibly from playing too much Call of Duty, and has been here all this time waiting for someone to fight.

I guess I should give him SOMETHING to attack. *Throws roast chicken near epicness' position*

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 7:05pm
*slices chicken to bits and eats it*
i never played CoD,

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat May 28th 2011 at 7:24pm
It appears that this contestant is desperate to destroy anything in his path. Let's not give away our real position, lest he decide to chop us in half.

I know! *throws 120 Steelixes in Epicness's direction* That should keep him busy for a while.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 7:41pm
*gently comes out of the stelixes
i' never say i'd destroy you,i even saved a piece of chicken for you*gives AuraX and 8-bitsilversnake a chicken wing*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 7:51pm
Well we're only the commentators anyway.

And it's fine, we have lots of food here. Want any more, just ask. just try to be a little less savage.

And 8-bit, could you update your sprite showcase? I'm sure you have more sprites, and the ultimate cutman was awesome.

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Sat May 28th 2011 at 8:21pm
does anyone even know how many comments this page has by now?

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 8:31pm
677 comments now and i'l have chessburger plz

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 9:05pm
with or without fries?

678

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 9:10pm
with,and with ketchup plz,chicken nuggets with BBQ sauce plz what type of money do you accept?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 9:11pm
Rings, screws, Hyper-credits.

Oh wait, you haven't gotten to hyper-credits yet. never mind.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 9:17pm
what game thats from?
and how much?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 9:27pm
it's... not a game.

either 20 rings or 40 screws.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 9:31pm
*gives 40 screws to AuraX*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 9:49pm
*Omnomnoms screws*

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:01pm
0_O *throws screws at him*thx for the happy meal

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:03pm
No need to be so violent, I'm just using my new technique, "Omnomnoming".

It's basically this sort of cutter-melding tool which modifies the screws into something more useful.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:09pm
for a seconde there i though you were eating them and am not throwing them hard,just lightly

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:11pm
YOU THREW THEM HARD DAMMIT

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:12pm
Well, if no one else is gonna join the fight, I'll just go take a nap. I'll be in my trailer. *walks to trailer that got smashed by a Steelix* ...Crap...

AuraX: Well, just be glad you weren't in it.
Me: I guess. But your sonic blaster was in your car, which was ALSO crushed.
AuraX: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:19pm
*using the remaining parts and some junk i have to not only repair them but also upgrades them*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:22pm
*still gawking at smashed trailer*
AuraX: Hey, 8-bit? You okay?
Me: ...
AuraX: *pokes me in shoulder*
Me: *falls down*
AuraX: Oookay. I'll just..go... *walks away slowly*

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:29pm
uhh...i repaired the,why are you still gawking?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:33pm
He fell down when I touched him.

Ah well, guess he won't be updating his showcase now.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:40pm
Dark Paladin, Direct Attack! Shooting Star... LIFE SHOT!!!! SilverSnake's life points go down to 0.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 10:43pm
Uh, dude? We're the commentators now.

Though if you want you can beat the crap out of this flashman doll.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 11:12pm
@Megamean WHAT DID HE EVER DID TO YOU!?!?
@AuraX that still doesnt explain why is like that even though i fixed them

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat May 28th 2011 at 11:25pm
*gets up* Sorry. I was just thinking about how my hat was in the trailer too.

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 11:30pm
oh,why didnt you jut say so?*uses alchemy to make a hat for him*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat May 28th 2011 at 11:38pm
Hat?
CAT!

Posted by epicness on Sat May 28th 2011 at 11:43pm
summoning a living thing is disobeying alchemy laws and you will face the consquences

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:00am
...What.

Posted by Wade Wilson (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:08am
*Teleports in*

Got you all.

*Throws Bombs*

*Teleports out*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:10am
...bombs.

he tries to attack us with BOMBS after all the godmod stuff we;ve been throwing around.

BOMBS.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:19am
@Epicness
What, did he already give up before I killed him?

@AuraX You can't get rid of me that easily!! *Shanks*

ALSO, *Dark Paladin's Attack points go up to 11400 from the additional dragons* Give it up! Dark Paladin is virtually invincible! No one can defeat me in a children's card game!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:26am
Gah! *Dies*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 29th 2011 at 8:58am
Well, now it seems I have no other choice if I want things to get interesting. *pushes AuraX into the fighting ring*

AuraX: GAAAAAHHH!!
Megamean: DIIIIEEEE!! *tells Volcarana to use Flamethrower on AuraX*
AuraX: It buuurrrnnns!!!

Me: Well, at least it's interesting now...

Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on Sun May 29th 2011 at 9:24am
*is still under all the stuff, giving up on digging a way out* godamnit, am I the only one here who doesn't godmod os mu- *suddenly drillman* -OHMYGODROBOTWITHDRILLS!!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 29th 2011 at 9:40am
And it seems SM&CS has finally come out from under all the rubble, and is being chased by Drill Man. Looks like he's *snickers* screwed. XD HAHAHAHA!! *laughs like an idiot*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 11:20am
I already died, dammit...

I've gone through five regenerations now. And I'm in the Colin Baker incarnation.

Actually, yeah, kill me now. I really hate this incarnation because hE GETS ANGRY FOR NO APPARENT REASON RAR

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 29th 2011 at 11:28am
*uses telekinesis to bring AuraX back into commentator box before the flamethrower hits*

Posted by Guest on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:02pm
"enters dimension"let 's speed up the chaos"creates evil twin to everyone then exits dimension"

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:23pm
Hey, don't talk about my artificial twin that way!

He's not evil, he's just misunderstood D:

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:33pm
*uses DERP Laser to make the copies dumb*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 12:40pm
He's not dumb either! He's just misunderstood! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT HIM!

Posted by Chaos The Hedgehog4444 on Sun May 29th 2011 at 4:18pm
anyone actually know how many comments ended up the last time this happened?
*User a SUPER BRAIN lazzor to make the Copies super smart*

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 4:39pm
anyway,who am and megamean to fight?

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 29th 2011 at 5:00pm
^everyone except for me and AuraX.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun May 29th 2011 at 5:06pm
*Kills evil twin*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 5:09pm
@8-bit
and my new artificial non-evil non-dumb misunderstood twin, who we decided to call "Raxau".

Or Gemini.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 5:20pm
^why not BarrieX?
@megamean easy there,save your energy for chaos

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 5:43pm
Why BarrieX?

Also, he's my ganger.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 5:47pm
i want to call him BarrierX because like you,his name's based on megaman SF card

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 6:07pm
What's a "Megaman SF card"?...
Fudge it, I'll just look it up.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 6:15pm
its Megaman StarForce card...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 6:20pm
Starforce?

I hardly know anything about it, but from what I've seen, it's a WTF series that I shouldn't get into.

I'm keeping to the original timeline. Keep the alternate universes and aliens to Doctor Who.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 6:31pm
then how come your name is based on a non-realmegaman SF card

theres tons of X-card but AuraX is not a real one,thers just Aura,theres also no BarrierX,just Barrier

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 6:43pm
How did you come to the conclusion that it was based on that crap?

here is how my name was formed.

A) I was a big Lucario fan at the time, and his main power is Aura. Thus, most of my name.

B) At the start of his "Nazo Unleashed" videos, the brilliant animator "Chakra-X" would say "The X makes it sound cool". I thought this sounded awesome and was a big fan of Chakra-X, so guess what happened.



Don't jump to conclusions like that.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 7:00pm
ok....
but whos on our team besides me and megamean?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 7:50pm
AuraX & Raxau (At the same time): No idea.
AuraX & Raxau (At the same time): Hey! You said that at the same time as-
AuraX & Raxau (At the same time): top it!
AuraX: Ah, you see, this guy just keeps saying exactly what I'm saying.
Raxau: Well, I'm your ganger, what do you expect?
AuraX: You to revolutionize?
Raxau: Hey, The Doctor's ganger didn't do it, neither will I.
AuraX & Raxau (At the same time): You know, this has gone beyond comment wars. This is something new-
AuraX & Raxau (At the same time): YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun May 29th 2011 at 8:36pm
^Well, it seems my fellow commentator and his twin are at odds, epicness has no idea what's going on (as usual), and everyone else was either buried under all the Godmod stuff, or just gave up and left. So far, the only thing to commentate on is epicness picking his nose.

Epicness: *looks up* Uuuhh...it was itching...yeah.

AuraX&Raxau (at same time): Ugh, what an idiot.
AuraX&Raxau (at same time): Stop copying me!!
AuraX&Raxau (at same time): I'm not copying you, you're copying me!!
AuraX&Raxau (at same time): SHUT UP ALREADY!!

*AuraX & Raxau start to fight, and epicness goes back to picking his nose*

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 9:10pm
"enters dimension"let 's multiply the twins"releases everyones shadow(from persona 3 and 4 universe)then makes everyone a heartless that retains his original shape,which gives nobodies to everyone and then he turns everyone into human without destroying their heartless then uses biology to create a male and a female clone to everyone then brings everyones oppossite parallel from another dimension and then exits dimension"

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 9:47pm
AuraX & RaXau (At the same time): ...Why a male AND female?

AuraXia: I don't know, he made me and gave me this lame female version of your name.

ShadowX: I don't get it, am I supposed to be a Gengar?



And so they all set off on an adventure to get some chicken wings.

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 9:53pm
i was never picking my nose

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 9:56pm
^
ShadowX: Yeah you were. I saw you. I am a shadow, after all.

RaXau: Why am I even here?

AuraX: Wait, would you guys be considered my brothers and sister?

AuraXia: Weren't we on an adventure for chicken wings?

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:00pm
*sees clone*
Epicness:Who are you?
Awsomeness:My name's Awsomeness
Epicness:0_O
Epicnia:Call me Epicnia
Epicness:O_0*french kiss her*wanna go on a date with me?
Darkness:Technically thats masturbation
Epicness:*realized that and barfs from though*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:04pm
AuraX: Incest?

AuraXia: Incest.

RaXua: Shouldn't Epicness' ganger either be an anagram or the exact same name as epicness?

ShadowX: Darkness, you're lame.

AuraX & AuraXia (At the same time): What are you, the witty one?

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:06pm
Xenial:Call me Xenial
Epicness & Awesomness:Why does every nobody have a x in there name?
Epicness & Awsomeness:HEY!STOP DOING THAT!
Epicness & Awsomeness:I THOƯGH I SAID STOP!
Epicness & Awsomeness:NO YOU STOP!
8-bitsilversnake:I'm suffering deja-vu here

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:09pm
AuraX: Xenial? What, is that a combination of a ganger of me and a ganger of epicness?

RaXau: ShadowX, what did you do?

ShadowX: Nothing, nothing! I swear!

AuraXia: ...

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:11pm
Xenial:nope,i'm the cookie-lovìng nobody of Epicness
Epicness:Btw i came up with the name also how come you dont have a nobody

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:14pm
Leon:Hi,i'm your opposite parrelel from another dimension.
Epicness:ok....

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:14pm
AuraX: Because, unlike you... *Puts on shades* I am somebody.

RaXau & ShadowX: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

AuraXia: No guys, you aren't.

*AuraX, ShadowX & RaXau all fall down anime-style*

Posted by epicness on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:18pm
Epicnia & AuraXia:*winks*
Epicness,RaXau,ShadowX,Darkness,Leon,Xenial and AuraX:*faints*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun May 29th 2011 at 10:22pm
AuraX: I thought I deleted that program...

RaXau: maybe the whole Ganger-flesh thing rebooted it?

ShadowX: Darkness, you're still lame.

AuraXia: why did we do that again?

Epicnia: IDFK.

Darkness: No-one loves me...

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 3:24am
"enters dimension"time to create more chaos while not endandgering myself.................................................................................... ........................................................................................... ........................................................................................... ........................................................................................... ........................................................................................... ........................................................................................... ........................................................................................... .i am out of ideas "ex...you know the drill"

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon May 30th 2011 at 3:28am
*all except my evil copy get destroyed by the blasts in the skirmish*

Megamean09&Megamean90: You forgot about us! This fake's still here!
Megamean09: You're the fake! You're wearing a cliche evil twin mustache for Chrissake!
Megamean90: You're the fake! I'm better than you! I'll kill you and take your place!
*we tackle each other and get into one of those cartoon fights in a dust cloud*
Epicness: STOP IT RIGHT THERE EVIL TWIN! This dimensional warp gun will send you back to where you came from!
*Our fight stops and the evil twin mustache, which somehow came off in the fight, is lying on the floor and we now look exactly alike*
Epicness: oh great, now I can't tell which is which! I've only got enough power for one shot! How do I know which one is the real one?!
possible Me 1: Guys, look into your heart, it's me.
possible Me 2: You idiot, I'm the real Megamean!
*Epicness shots the good one, knowing I wouldn't try that*
Megamean90: HAHAHAHA! It worked!

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 5:40am
*Looks around in Bemusement,Tiamat, with all of her heads, looks confused.* I know Tiamat, I know, I'm just as confused as you are. Thank the Gods, Goddesses, Demons, and Devils of the DNDverse I have protection from Good, Evil, Lawful, and Chaotic spells cast on the both of us.

Now. *Takes 2 handed great sword in both hands* To cause some pain.

*Flicks a latch on sword, it then splits into 2 swords. Throws one sword at AuraX(Why, because you were standing there, thats why.).*

Tiamat, concentrate all your breath attacks on Megamean. *Tiamat then begins Breathing Ice, Fire, Lightening and Acid at Megamean.*

And all that leaves....*Dissapears from everyone's view, and then Reappears behind Epicness.*

Is you. *2 handed Over Head slash to Epicness's back.*

Posted by Kuragari on Mon May 30th 2011 at 6:18am
Here's an interesting question to ask,...one that I'm not sure is a good one to ask...but...

Has ANYONE heard from Ryan? He hasn't made any comments since he posted this up at all. if someone's heard from him, thats good...

But if not...Is a hiatus like this normal for Ryan?

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 6:21am
no not really
if it goes like this we will break the previous comment record somone has to go get tron

Posted by Kuragari on Mon May 30th 2011 at 6:25am
I'm actually kinda worried...It'd be different if the author was still actively commenting on other comics.

Has no one heard anything from Ryan? I would think that if nothing else he'd come in and comment on the number of comments..

Part of it is because I'd like to see the comic finished. It's a great comic.

The other part is because that it was RyanMC and this comic that inspired me to start making my own sprite comics. I'd be upset if someting happened to the spriter who inspired me.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Mon May 30th 2011 at 8:35am
Yeah, where IS Ryan? Maybe he's got school stuff. I know that that's a common reason for a HIATUS.

Anywho, care to join the comment war Kuragari?

Posted by Kuragari on Mon May 30th 2011 at 9:44am
Yeah, but there's a difference between school hiatus, and vanishing.

I looked at his profile...save for his comment at the very top of this page, he has done nothing that I can see.

Naw, Busy working on my comic, work, and sleep.

Posted by StarMario777 & ChaosSonic777 on Mon May 30th 2011 at 10:31am
*is still running from drillman, due to wasting all the ammo shooting at squatters* GODAMNIIIIIIIITT!!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 12:18pm
AuraX: Why must people and their gangers fight?

RaXau: They want to be treated better or something. IDK.

AuraXia: Um, ShadowX, why are you possesing Drill Man?

ShadowX: It's fun, dammit!

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon May 30th 2011 at 12:52pm
Megamean90: Time to cause some destruction! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *Takes over SilverSnake and joins the chase for CS along with ShadowX*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 1:00pm
AuraX: Uh...

AuraXia; What?

RaXau: I think he's confused over why you're wearing a Snake Man outfit.

AuraXia: I'm joining the chase.

AuraX: But why Snake Man?

AuraXia: Cos' snakes are cool.

AuraX: But that doesn't explain why you're in an outfit in the first - *AuraXia starts chasing CS*

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 2:56pm
*shoots megamean90*you actually though i had one shot left?WRONG!*gets megamean09 back*
Megamean09:Uhh...my head hurts
Epicness:Oh well
*dodges two handed over head slash*thats all you got?!?TAKE THIS!THREE!*SLASH!*slash!*chomp!*COMBO!!*cut*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 3:10pm
AuraXia: SEARCH SNAKES! I'm getting bored of chasing CS. Let's go and get Toad Man instead.

ShadowX: So what, she's like the queen of the snakes now?

AuraX & RaXau: Indiana Jones would hate her.
AuraX & RaXau: ...
AuraX & RaXau: YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!
AuraX & RaXau: *headslap*

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 3:17pm
AuraX & RaXua & Epicness & Awesomeness:Why is AuraXia she like that?
AuraX & RaXua & Epicness & Awesomeness:HEY STOP THAT!
AuraX & RaXua & Epicness & Awesomeness:NO YOU STOP!
AuraX & RaXua & Epicness & Awesomeness:STOP SAYING WHAT I'M SAYING!
AuraX & RaXua & Epicness & Awesomeness:I'M NOT!YOU ARE!
AuraX & RaXua & Epicness & Awesomeness:LETS FIGHT!*we get into one of those cartoon fights in a dust cloud*
AuraXia & Epicnia:Ugh...men,when will they ever learn?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 3:50pm
AuraX: We got cloned again?
RaXau: And it looks like these ones are more aggressive. Oh, and it looks like AuraXia was cloned into a more sexist version of herself.
AuraX: Great. Now we'll need new names for you guys. OK, RaXau is now Rory, ShadowX is now Phantom and AuraXia is Helryx.

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:05pm
what are you talking about?
i never cloned you,they're you!
i'm just making you talk

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:08pm
RaXua:But thats like controling us
AuraX:Yeah!
Epicness:i would never do that,besides you do the same thing right?
*AuraXia barges in with a toadman costume*
Leon:WTF!?!?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:22pm
Helryx: Snake Man likes Toad Man. Duh.
Rory:... I think she came out as a crazy cosplayer.
Phantom: Yeah. And I can't say I'm to happy about my name.
Helryx: Did you say something about my cosplaying skills!??!?
AuraX: *Comes in dressed as Ring Man*
AuraX & Hekryx: *Stare at each other*
Helryx: I guess we got the same sort of idea.
AuraX: Sort of. *Grabs E-tank with Ring boomerang* I LOVE this weapon!

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:24pm
why you change they're names!?!?
i use them for one comment and you change them!?!?
plz change there names
just because i use them doesnt mean you have to change there names

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:26pm
TTT_TTT
RaXua:Whoah,i think you broked him

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:26pm
Why not change there names?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:28pm
Rory: Um, if you're going to use me, then at least use correct grammar.

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:30pm
@AuraX
i dont like these new names
@RaXua sorry,i was typing too fast

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:31pm
Their new names are AWESOME, and it differentiates from them just being gangers of me.

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:35pm
change them NOW!
AuraX:MAKE ME!
*Epicness gangers surround him*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:36pm
You don't even know what a ganger IS.

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:37pm
A doppleganger duh!

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:51pm
change them,PLZ!i'l do anything..i'l bow,i'l be on my knees,i'l crawl,i'l crubble!
ShadowX:Thats not even from a word!
Epicness:I got it from The suite life on deck

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:55pm
"A doppleganger duh"

WRONG!

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 4:56pm
OBJECTION!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 5:04pm
OVERRULED!

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 5:04pm
ANTI-OVERULED!

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 5:18pm
just change it or else i'l kill myself

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon May 30th 2011 at 5:29pm
...Too far, dude. Too far.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Mon May 30th 2011 at 6:13pm
*stuffs epicness in the Big Box o' Shame*

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 7:04pm
*commits suicide*

Posted by epicness on Mon May 30th 2011 at 7:11pm
Leon,Xenial,Epicnia,Awesomeness amd Darkness:"Our Father in heaven,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.""Father,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come.
Give us each day our daily bread,
and forgive us our sins,
for we ourselves forgive everyone who is indebted to us.
And lead us not into temptation

Posted by Kuragari on Tue May 31st 2011 at 2:05am
*Decides that all this randomness has offended the great god of randomness, anon, and sends them all to get their tounges stapled together, then painted bright valley girl pink*

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 2:40am
"same as usual"did i forget to create shadows?or is it just that these people are in so good terms with thenselvesa.k.a.are just so shameless that they do not have one? anyway isummon the ultimate chaotic being... KEFKA"runs away to another dimension as quicly as he can"

Posted by AuraXia (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 9:48am
*Comes in dressed as Gyro Man*

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 10:45am
Oh Great Random One, Please forgive these people of their sins against you. Don't staple their tongues, they can't help but to be random and screw logic.

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 10:48am
Hi guys! *Looks up into sky and weird beam comes down and hits me. Is transformed into a permanently human who can control time* WHOA! *Twin is created*

Chibi: Hello! What's your name?

Takai: Takai. What's yours?

Chibi: Chibi.

*Takai and me smile*

Posted by Takai Dialga (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 10:59am
Hey Chibi? Thinking bout it nobody will want to mess with us. Ya know why?

Chibi: No.

Cause your a Goddess and I'm a God of time.

Chibi:... They don't care bout that Takai. Really they don't.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 11:05am
*AuraX, AuraXia, RaXau & ShadowX all glare at Nobody in particular*

Posted by epicness on Tue May 31st 2011 at 3:33pm
wheres your opposite parrelel?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 3:40pm
I don't have one.

Posted by epicness on Tue May 31st 2011 at 4:16pm
Epicness:I do.
Leon:And that persons me!
Epicness:Also who is your Nobody?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 5:04pm
My... nobody?

I guess the closest to that is ShadowX. He's kind of the bad side of me.

Posted by epicness on Tue May 31st 2011 at 6:17pm
i though he was your shadow

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue May 31st 2011 at 7:02pm
My nobody's over there, Meganice09.

Posted by epicness on Tue May 31st 2011 at 7:14pm
hey megamean

Posted by Nobody In Particular (Guest) on Tue May 31st 2011 at 8:01pm
My nobodys right here... Somebody In Particular!

Posted by epicness on Tue May 31st 2011 at 8:38pm
Hey megamean!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jun 1st 2011 at 4:21pm
I am currently sitting on a cornflake.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed Jun 1st 2011 at 7:01pm
*is watching all the random chaos from inside TARDIS w/ a bag of potato chips* This is very entertaining. *munches chip*

*16-bit (parallel), 32-bit (opposite parallel), and Glitchy (nobody) appear*

Me: Who in the name of Chuck Norris's granny are you people?

Them: We're you...sorta

Me: -_-...that's it. No more mushroom and ambrosia pizza on the battlefield.

Glitchy: 17'5 v3ry n1c3 2 m337 uz. @w@

Me: *eye twitches*

Posted by epicness on Wed Jun 1st 2011 at 8:45pm
*Goldserpent(male clone),shadowsnake(shadow) and 8-bitsilversnakia appear*
8-Silversnake:What in the name of the 4th of july are you
8-bitgoldserpent:I'm you!
Glitchy:|-|3110,m'/ n4m3 iz G|1t(hy
8-bitilversnake:Translator!
Epic:I know how to speak 133t

Posted by epicness on Wed Jun 1st 2011 at 8:51pm
Glitchy:LULULULUL!
Me:ROFLMAOL,H0W's 17 d01n'?
Glitchy:pH1N3.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Wed Jun 1st 2011 at 9:39pm
Alright, let's have ourselves a n00b-off. We both have to be as annoyingly n00bish as possible, starting..........NOW!!

*ahem*

|-|41!! 1 r 8-81751lv3r5n4k3!! ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG 2 US!! ROFLMAOATSFJTEMAWA!! THE CAKE IS A LAAAAHH!!11!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! YOU R PINGAS!! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOOOOORRRRRRR!!!1!!!

*gasp*
*panting*
Okay...it's...your...turn... phew.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Thu Jun 2nd 2011 at 8:22am
This comic is a joke.

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Jun 2nd 2011 at 12:49pm
Time for my ultimate attack!
*Megamean09 used Give Up! Megamean09 isn't going to bother anymore!*

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Thu Jun 2nd 2011 at 1:52pm
"This comic is a joke."

*Spends four hours, uses 2 sixpacks of Jolt, a bag of Doritos, a dyspeptic llama, and innumerable care bears looking for punchline*

Posted by epicness on Thu Jun 2nd 2011 at 2:14pm
LUl2!H0w manY lICk2 D032 i7 7ak3 70 phiNIsh A l0LLip0p,7Hi2 i2 spAR7a!!!
@Megamean Hey! Megamean09,am calling you!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Jun 2nd 2011 at 2:45pm
AuraXia: ...AuraX, what are "Cool Points", and why does it show Epicness' decreasing?

AuraX: Well, you see-

ShadowX: BECAUSE HE AND HIS CLONES ARE LAME.

RaXau: But aren't they gangers...?

AuraX: Actually, since he didn't use one of the flesh generato-

ShadowX: NO. HE IS TO LAME TO HAVE GANGERS.

Posted by epicness on Thu Jun 2nd 2011 at 4:16pm
Me:They are not clones and i'm not lame.
ShadowX:YES THEY ARE!
Me:No they aren't.
ShadowX:YES THEY ARE!
Me:No they aren't.
ShadowX:YES THEY ARE!
Me:No they aren't.
ShadowX:Yes.
Me:No.
ShadowX:Yes.
Me:No.
ShadowX:Yes.
Me:No.
ShadowX:Yes.
Me:No.
ShadowX:Yes.
Me:Yes.
ShadowX:No.
Me:HAH!You said no!
ShadowX:W-wait!i though-but you-*faints*
Me:Gotta love the ping-pong effect

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 2:49am
AND THEN SUDDENLY
The plague happens.

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 9:33am
I hate it when the plague happens.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 2:12pm
whats a plague?

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 2:50pm
A plague is a scourge (commonly a disease) that manages to spread a great distance, killing millions of people and nearly managing to wipe out entire civilizations.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 3:21pm
AuraX: Is it the Curse of the Black Spot?

AuraXia: *Headslaps*

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 3:21pm
*puts on plague mask and anti-plague suit*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 3:33pm
AuraX: *Black Spot appears on hand* FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*Siren appears*
AuraX: :D
AuraXia: Wait, that thing's not bad.
*Turns around to face everyone*
It's alright folks, there's no plague. Nothing bad happening.
Epicness: Then why did AuraX just disappear when he touched the siren's hand?
AuraXia: Don't worry, he's just gtting healed by it.
*In an unspecified location*
AuraX: Ugh... where am I?
Siren: I'M HEALING YOU.
AuraX: 0_0'

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 4:06pm
sirens?why are myths comming to SJ?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 4:38pm
^
ShadowX: Actually, it comes from here.

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Siren


RaXau: Hello, I'm RaXau and this is my co-host ShadowX, and we'll be covering the action live as AuraXia looks for her brother AuraX.

ShadowX: *Knocks RaXau out with a fist to the head* May include craziness and violence. E for everyone.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 5:04pm
Leon:Hey,can i go with her?
ShadowX:Why?
Leon:I want to protect her
Xenial:Oohhhhh.somebody got a cru-sh
Leon:*blushing*DO NOT!
Xenial:Leon-and-AuraXia-in-a-tree,K-I-S-S-I-N-G,First comes love,then comes marriage,then comes a baby in a golden carriage!
Leon:SHUT THE MOTHER******* ***** *** UP!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 5:14pm
AuraXia: "Protect her"? ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT WOMEN CAN'T LOOK AFTER THEMSELVES?!??!?! *Mallets appear in both hands. METAL MALLETS MADE OF CUSTARD*

RaXau: Is that her ability, anger point?

ShadowX: This is my cue to exit...

Meanwhile...

AuraX: Checkmate, Siren.

Siren: Why can't I ever win at this game...

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 5:42pm
Leon:I meant for enemies STRONGER THEN YOU.
AuraXia:Name one thing thats stronger them me!
*a giant higher then the clouds with strong but light armor with tons of weapons appear*
AuraXia:Ok...you can protect me.
Leon:^_^

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 5:54pm
AuraXia: *Transports Giant to alt. dimension* PSYCHE! And besides, I'm stronger than you. Any day. Now stop wasting my time. *Walks off*

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 5:58pm
Leon:I have no one to love TT_TT*crys*
RaXua:Can somebody cheer him up,or better yet get him somebody that wont reject him?
ShadowX:Screw him!I'm gonna play some MM5.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:03pm
RaXau: But dude, Mega Man 3 is where it's at-

ShadowX: FUDGE. YYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU.

Leon: *Backs away slowly*

Meanwhile~

AuraXia: ~I can defeat Air Man~

Even more Meanwhile~

Siren: Why do you like holograms so much?

AuraX: Because I- Wait, when did you become solid AND male?

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:08pm
AuraXia:*at Leon*I DONT NEED HELP1!!I CAN DEFEAT ANYONE!!!
DJ & Mad:Hey!thats our motto!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:22pm
AuraX: Ness... you may not bring them into this, as they themselves may not even know of this comic.

AuraXia: Hey, I've been looking all over for you! What the hell!

AuraX: I'm a hologram. ANd I better get out of this place quick, as it seems the siren got gender-bent, so the same could happen to - *Gender-Bend ray'd* ... well fudge.

AuraXia:Oh, great... What do we call you now?

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:34pm
Leon:Well in my dimension i have an antidote

Female AuraX:OOOH!!GIVE ME!GIVE ME!

Leon:As long AuraXia goes on a date with me

AuraXia:NO WAY!!your weak,sexist and useless

Leon:I'm rarely sexist and even i am i have a reason and i'm not useless as i have an antIdote and i have fought countless of fights while you were just recently made as a clone,no offence though.

AuraX:Ok now,AuraXia be a good girl-

AuraXia:I'M A FREAKING TEENAGER!

AuraX:Ok be a good Teen girl and date him.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:45pm
AuraXia: But I technically am you, and therefore know everything about you, and I know you're not like this.

AuraX: Not even I know when I'm telling a joke? Geez, that's worrying... Look, I'm not going to ask you to go out on a date with him. I have a plan.

AuraXia: Oh? What is it?

AuraX: Well, since you, my gangers, technically are me, then you'll have come up with the exact same plan. Which means that, right now...

ShadowX: Yoink! *Steals antidote off of Leon*

AuraX: THAT should happen.

*ShadowX tosses antidote to AuraXia, and she flies the TARDIS to my location thanks to RaXau's co-ordinates*

AuraX: *After drinking antidote and returning to male form* Ah, that's better.

AuraXia: Couldn't we have gone to this location from the start?

AuraX: Wibbly-Wobbly...

RaXau: TIMEY-WIMEY!




And so AuraX, AuraXia, ShadowX, RaXau and the male siren continued the adventure for chicken wings.

Without Leon.

Because no-one loves Leon.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:50pm
Leon:*right before ShadowX steals the antidote**ShadowX goes through antidote*
Leon:You're right,holograms ARE cool.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:51pm
Ah, yes, but -

Wait, what did I drink then?

Posted by The Universe (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:51pm
BOOM

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:54pm
Leon:*with suit protecting him*serves you right for tricking me BTW wheres Xenial?

-meanwhile-
Xenial:*running away from a boulderHOLY CRUD!!I KNEW I SHOULD'T HAVE REPLACE INDIANA JONES!!!75$ IS SO NOT WORTH IT!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:57pm
AuraX: Well you're hard up for a date.
And it doesn't count as real love if you force them into it. That just counts as wrong.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 6:58pm
Leon:You'l see...BTW what her favorite ice cream flavor?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:01pm
AuraX: IDFK.

AuraXia: Oh, by the way, I can fall in love.
But I don't love men.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:02pm
Darkness:Does that make you lesbian?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:03pm
AuraXia: No.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:04pm
Darkness:Then what do you fall in love with?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:08pm
AuraXia: Nothing.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:09pm
Darkness:But you said you can fall in love.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:10pm
AuraXia: Who said I couldn't?

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:12pm
Darkness:Nobody,but you said you could fall in love but now you're implying that you dont/could'nt meaning you are lying

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:12pm
AuraXia: Maybe You're the one that's lying.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:20pm
Darkness:You are wrong,as it says so in the previous comments
*shows evidence*
Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 8:01pm
AuraX:IDFK
------------------------------|
AuraXia:Oh,by the way,i can |
fall in love.|
But i don't love men|
---------------------

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:32pm
AuraXia: Then obviously, up is down and down is up.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 7:48pm
Darkness:That has nothing to do with this case
Awesomeness:HEY!look!theres a case and its getting tough!
Xenial:*with broken bones,ripped cloths,snake and a boulder chaisng him*
Awesomeness:What happend to you?
Xenial:Venomous snake...*gasp*boulders...too..much. pain...

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 8:39pm
*peeks out from underneath 4th wall rubble* I think I'll stay here...

Glitch: |-|41 4G41N!! :|_|

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 3rd 2011 at 8:51pm
*pulls him out*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 5:26am
AuraX: Even Glitch is here? I wonder what convinced Quint and Ashura to combine.

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 8:34am
^No, this is an alternate reverse shadow minus me. Not Quint+Asura's combined form. Maybe I'll change his name.

Cookie (aka Glitch): L00KZ!! 41 H4Z 4 N3W N4M3!! WWWOOOOPPPPEEEEE!!

Me: Uuuugghh... He's worse than epicness and all his dopplegangers combined.

AuraX: Well, at least he isn't dangerous right?

Cookie: 1M4 F1R1N' M4H L4Z000RRR!!1!! *fires LAZOOORRR at everybody*

AuraX + Me: O_O' Oh shi- *hit by LAZOOORR*

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 10:48am
Epicness:OBJECTION!!!*the text bubble somehow deflects the LAZOOOORR*

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 1:06pm
"enters dimension,ducks to avoid LAZOOOR"i see that the chaos is growing!!! let's help it to grow more quicly "laughs maniacally"i will now proceed into bringing here :a female clone of Kefka,a female clone of Sephiroth and a younger female clone of master Xehanort!"does as he said,exits dimension"

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 1:53pm
RaXau: Oh hey, he also left a Female Shadow, Female Bass and Female Zero!

AuraX: *Nerding over "A good man goes to war"*

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 5:22pm
Female Zero:Atleast the boob lighters fit.
Female Bass:WTF!?!?
Femal Shadow:I am the female ultimate lifeform!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 6:20pm
RaXau: Shadow vs. Bass vs. Zero?

ShadowX: Who will win?!?!?

AuraXia: And why are they all fenale?

AuraX: Fanservice~

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 7:04pm
*looks around* Y'know what? I'm leaving. This war has gone from funny to just plain wierd. Cya!

*cuts hole in page and walks over to Nuclear Dimes then sews up the hole so that nobody can come in*

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 4th 2011 at 7:36pm
*cuts hole in page which makes a link and goes to Nuclear Dimes*
Me:Dont worry,i'm just leaving for a while
Hole: http://nucleardimes.smackjeeves.com/comics/1207141/emil-the-wolf/

Posted by Kuragari on Sun Jun 5th 2011 at 1:37am
For the record, I sent Ryan both a PM and an email. No response.

So if he's busy, he's beyond any sane sense of busy.

If not...

Anyone else been trying to contact Ryan?

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun Jun 5th 2011 at 9:23am
^I have. Either he's so busy he forgot about SJ entirely, or he's just done with SJ, and isn't coming back. I hope he does though.

@epicness~
Me: NO STAY AWAY YOU!!
Epicness: Duuhhrrrr....Me wanna come 2.
Me: You got hit by that stupid ray, didn't you?
Epicness: 2+3=FISH!!
Me: Oh boy...
Epicness: FIIIISSSSHHH!!!
Me: Oookay. Now just stay there while I go and get the nice doctors with nets and a big needle. Okay?
Epicness: BUNNEH RABBET!!! *tries to NOM me*
Me: ARGH!! GET OFF!! NOOOOOOO!! *gets NOM-ed*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jun 5th 2011 at 10:38am
^
OR he's trying to make a surprise comeback, the updates packed with everything you can imagine from this comic. Possibly even preparing to release all his sprites to the public, He could be making a flash movie based on this. You never know.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sun Jun 5th 2011 at 11:27am
He's not doing any of those things. He has this project, and then he ditches it for awhile and doesn't think it's a big deal. Who cares about the fans? Awful.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jun 5th 2011 at 11:29am
You never know.

And did you even read the author comment?

"But things have come up which haven't given me time to even think about my comic recently. I'm hoping to get things sorted out soon, but it will probably be a bit longer before I'm ready to start updating again."

Posted by epicness on Sun Jun 5th 2011 at 5:43pm
what makes you think i'd nom you?
i was not hit by the laser,i deflected it with my objection

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Mon Jun 6th 2011 at 2:39am
Donk of a random DONK BLONG!

Posted by Misfit (Guest) on Mon Jun 6th 2011 at 10:45pm
I love how, even though all this time has passed, there is still at least one post here a day.

It's like without his comic updating, this place turns into a social gathering... ^_^

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jun 7th 2011 at 10:30am
^
Think of it like a classroom.

When the teacher goes out of the room, there is no telling what the pupils will do.

Posted by epicness on Tue Jun 7th 2011 at 2:24pm
^
You have no idea

Everytime my teacher goes out of the class even for a few seconds either chaos breaks out or people talk like theres no tommorow.
@Misfit I know ^_^.This place is my home away from home.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jun 7th 2011 at 2:55pm
I do have an idea.

The idea is that I make super-powerful pancakes.

Posted by epicness on Tue Jun 7th 2011 at 4:03pm
Random person:CHOOSE YOUR STARTER!!!
Me:Oooh!!I choose DAVE!

Posted by Chibi Dialga (Guest) on Wed Jun 8th 2011 at 7:46am
Hey guys whatcha doin?

AuraX: Making Super-Powerful pancakes on our adventure to find chicken wings. What are you two doing?

Takai Dialga: Going to Chicken City. Also so you know everythings not made of chicken wings, only the chicken wing crown. We have to protect it or the world will end.

Me: 0_0 Takai, You do know that they're gonna want the chicken wing crown now.

Takai:...

AuraX: Whats up with him.

Me: Oh he's just emo and also represents death. I just hope I didn't get on his bad side.

AuraX: Oh well. Goodbye.

AuraX walks over to his buddies and talks about his ideas.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jun 8th 2011 at 4:01pm
AuraXia: What's going on here?

Posted by epicness on Wed Jun 8th 2011 at 8:42pm
busy playing with my DAVE,somebody else got a quint(from Quite different) and nephina(from TAS)

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Jun 9th 2011 at 2:45am
First Post of the Day, Huzzah, That is what I shall strive for, being the first person to post at the beginning of every day. I wonder how long this will last?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Jun 9th 2011 at 10:12am
AuraX: I caught a BASS! It knows Metal Claw, Flash Cannon, Dark Pulse and Slash.

ShadowX: I caught a KNUCKLES! It knows Fire Punch, Ice Punch, Sky Uppercut and Mach Punch!

RaXau: Yeah, well I caught a BRIGADIER! He knows Extreme Speed, Low Kick, Dynamic Punch and Bullet Seed!

ShadowX & AuraX: RaXau. TRADE. NOW.

Posted by epicness on Thu Jun 9th 2011 at 5:51pm
Epicness:I caught a Joe and a Buzzer!

ShadowX & AuraX:Hahahahaha!!!

Epicness:*Gets angry*HEY!its not funny!

Joe & Buzz:*Evolves into upgraded forms*

ShadowX & AuraX:OH SHI*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 10th 2011 at 2:03pm
AuraX: ... ShadowX, did you make more mean gangers?

ShadowX: Uh... GO! KNUCKLES! Use Sky Uppercut!

RaXau: I'll deal with this! GO! BRIGADIER! Use LOW KICK!

Brigadier (From behind Knuckles): Nice to see you again.

Knuckles: Wha-

Brigadier: *Drop kicks Knuckles, OHKOing him*

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 10th 2011 at 2:53pm
Me:I'd Objection him,but considering you laughed at me i'l pass

RaXua:BUT YOU MADE ME INSULT YOU!!!

Me:Good point.Objection!!Knuckles is only shoulder high (human shoulders of course),meaning his weight is not heavy,and since Low kick's power depends on weight,it does little damage,ALSO!Knuckles use Sky Uppercut forces the user to use a high uppercut(duh!)and Brigadier used a move that kicks below the opponent,thus missing.

ShadowX:SCREW LOGIC!!

AuraX:HEY!Thats my line!!

ShadowX:I'm technically you,so i or should i say you can use it.

AuraX:I hate logic...

Leon:(Now over her crushs on AuraXia)This guy plays too much Phoenix Wright(note:i do NOT own or play Phoenix Wright,even though its cool)

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 10th 2011 at 7:42pm
AuraX: Obviously, this poor fellow has never seen the Brigadier drop-kicking The Master.

ShadowX: And he's wrapped in pokemon physics too much.

RaXau: Quite right.

AuraXia: I'm just glad that guy got over me. Wouldn't it sort of be like having a crush on another guy anyway?

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 10th 2011 at 9:19pm
Me:OH FINE!!That is it!GO KAISER JOE!!!*throws Kaiser Joe*

KJ:Huh?Wheres Buzz!Where did you took him!!Where!Where!!*makes tantrum*

Me:Calm down,now use flash cannon.

KJ:Whatever you say*uses flash cannon on brigadier*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jun 11th 2011 at 3:39am
FLASH CANNON had no effect because BRIGADIER is so awesome.

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 11th 2011 at 7:08am
just because hes awesome,doesn't mean he doesn't feel pain

Posted by Tron on Sat Jun 11th 2011 at 2:16pm
You may not remember me but I am Tron, Record keeper of TES Spam, I hold the original script of the last hiatus, and I shall record this one as well. Sadly I have been busy with life and havent the dedication to post here like i did last time but I shall see this through to the end. If you want to read the original spam then I shall post it on my Comic Waiting for Ryan which was made after his first leave.

Link to comic.
http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=61287

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jun 11th 2011 at 2:48pm
Oh god, TRON is here.

RUN FOR THE HILLS

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 11th 2011 at 3:34pm
why?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jun 12th 2011 at 4:20am
Because...
Because...
Because...
HE'S RECORDING US

Posted by epicness on Sun Jun 12th 2011 at 12:22pm
anyway back to the subject,wanna ummm what do why call these again?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jun 12th 2011 at 4:26pm
Uh... politics?

Posted by Guest on Sun Jun 12th 2011 at 5:37pm
F*$K
Look at what all of you people have become without this comic.
Someone really needs to contact RyanMC before you all start killing each other.

Posted by epicness on Sun Jun 12th 2011 at 6:40pm
@AuraX no,i meant the creatures,ahh forget it,lets battle!
@Guest although that may be a good idea,that does nothing and you really have to control your anger.

Posted by Xypter on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 1:51am
._.
for God's sake get a chat room people

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 12:00pm
._.
For God's sake Xypter, if you don't like this get out.

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 1:38pm
well well well
i see trons back recording the spam i think we may break the 1000 commentmark this time then the 9000 is the goal again if this is to become one of the most commented pages on smackjeeves

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 1:42pm
and yes i was one of the originals like tron bluepalidin was another the others I haven't saw a post from the others though
and im bad with names so i cant remember other then their characters one was a transformer and the other (who has my personal favorite char) a metool with a giant freaking ARM ATTACHED TO HIS HEAD

of course metools are all head

Posted by Cory (Guest) on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 2:50pm
?
Am I the only person who can only see a tiny symbol with a green circle and two triangles on "No Update Update"?

Posted by epicness on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 3:17pm
i want to battle AuraX

Posted by Guest on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 4:23pm
good for you epicness

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 7:17pm
@Cory(Guest) No, I see it too.

Posted by epicness on Mon Jun 13th 2011 at 9:11pm
i wan AuraX now!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Guest on Tue Jun 14th 2011 at 9:26am
For god sake,can't you just make that comment wars comic you been talking about and stop saying shit that does not have anything to do with this comic.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jun 14th 2011 at 1:38pm
I am here.

*Uses Dalek Machine gun to fire Dalek laser blasts at epicness. RAPID GUN FIRE*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jun 14th 2011 at 1:39pm
Oh, and apparently the guest needs a dictionary to look up "Fun".

Posted by epicness on Tue Jun 14th 2011 at 2:18pm
*Dalek laser blasts somehow bounce off*I meant i want to battle your Knuckles and who-knows-what is your starter and i'm not here till 3:16 PM.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jun 15th 2011 at 11:10am
AURAX's BASS used DARK PULSE

Posted by epicness on Wed Jun 15th 2011 at 1:38pm
Text box:Epic's Kaider Joe used barrier

Me:PokeDex,what type is Bass?

Posted by PokeDex (Guest) on Wed Jun 15th 2011 at 1:42pm
Bass:Type Unknown.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jun 15th 2011 at 3:20pm
AuraXia: Wait, why did the Joe use barrier, a protection against physical attacks, when Dark Pulse is a special attack?

ShadowX: Because Epicness and his gangers are all LAME!

RaXau: You have to stop saying tha- *SHADOW HAMMER'D*

AuraXia: I think you're the comedy relief of this group.

Posted by epicness on Wed Jun 15th 2011 at 3:41pm
Me:0_0,KJ! use protect instead!

Posted by Guest on Wed Jun 15th 2011 at 6:55pm
Ryan's dead.
He has not said one thing since January he is defiantly dead.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Jun 16th 2011 at 2:32am
Random Post of the Day.

Mix Gatorade with Sunny D, and You get MOSS. Drink well, will return with another twisted concoction recipe some time tomorrow.

Posted by Lugnuts (Guest) on Thu Jun 16th 2011 at 2:33am
Married Life sucks
Magic helps life get better.
and a healthy dose of moss helps anybody feel better. Drink up.

Posted by BluePaladin42 on Thu Jun 16th 2011 at 3:08am
Why do people always assume author critical existence failure?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Jun 16th 2011 at 10:24am
^
Because no-one is patient.

@epicness
You are a fool. By using protect, all you are doing is wasting Bass' PP, and I gave him LOTS of PPups, and I also have quite a lot of ethers. And by teaching KJ Protect, you have wasted up one of your 4 spaces for moves.

So we are just going to keep using dark pulse until your silly little protect runs out of it's limited 10 PP. Oh, and it's 9 now since you just used it there. Oh, and Bass is also holding a leppa berry, which restores 10 PP for him.

And reflect doesn't last forever, it goes down after a while. So your foolish little strategy is only helping me. Oh, and did I forget to mention that Bass previously learned Brick Break in place of Slash during the comment wars? The brick break that breaks all barriers, reflects and Light screens?

Posted by epicness on Thu Jun 16th 2011 at 3:36pm
^ AHA!!you have fall for my trick

AuraX:What trick???

Me:You actually though KJ was just a wall?WRONG!!being similiar to protoman,in turn similiar to megaman,and in turn having robot weapons,i taught him to use flamethrower.

AuraX:But my dark pulse will detroy you in 5-7 turns!

Me:But KJ knows spite.

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Fri Jun 17th 2011 at 9:16am
I wonder.
Whats the current comment count we might be close to the 3000 mark again

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jun 17th 2011 at 10:32am
Hm, let me see.

Your KJ knows Protect, Spite, Flamethrower and reflect.

and would seem to be level 89.

Hm...

*Switches out to starly*

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 17th 2011 at 5:17pm
BAKA!!!because KJ is a robot,he's a steel-type and starly is a flying-type
And you wasted your turn,and i taught him rock tomb when you were'nt here

Posted by Tyler (Guest) on Fri Jun 17th 2011 at 10:08pm
Comment count
i might be slightly off ,but there have been about 875 comments

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Sat Jun 18th 2011 at 3:22am
876 (you were not wrong it is just that i added one more comment)

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jun 18th 2011 at 5:49am
Ahhahahaha. No, epicness... (Starly got down to 1HP thanks to focus belt, and used endeavour then Quick Attack on KJ)

KJ fainted!

...it is YOU who is the fool.

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 18th 2011 at 10:16am
Me:No AuraX,KJ has a quick claw and he used protect!!and i used a hyper potion on him afterwards,AND YOU ALL KNOW THAT ITEMS ALWAYS GO FIRST!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jun 18th 2011 at 7:10pm
Tournament rules.

Items, apart from held ones are not allowed.

And the protect was, as always, pointless.

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 18th 2011 at 7:40pm
Leon:Then why does Bass have a leppa berry?

Me:Fine*makes KJ discard quick claw*it doesnt matter,as protect always attack first and your focuse belt was wasted!
NOW KJ!!use rock tomb!!

KJ:*uses rock tomb on 1-HP starly which faints*

Posted by Da J Man on Sun Jun 19th 2011 at 8:04pm
Kind of irrelevant, but, I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SONIC AND PALS ENDED TODAY! Just letting everyone know.

Posted by epicness on Sun Jun 19th 2011 at 8:46pm
do you mind?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jun 20th 2011 at 10:38am
HELD items are allowed, Ness.

Posted by epicness on Mon Jun 20th 2011 at 8:01pm
But KJ is holding a quick claw

and send out your next pokemon

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jun 21st 2011 at 10:08am
Thing is, Quick Claw didn't activate, and KJ was knocked out.

But I better switch out anyways.

*Switches out wobbufett*

Posted by epicness on Tue Jun 21st 2011 at 3:31pm
But either way,he used protect and it always go first,which quick attack did'nt hit,quick claw DID work afterwards which nade starly faint

But eh,Go Buzz hornet!

Buzz Hornet:Whats going on here?

Me:Your in a PKMN battle,so use Twineedle!

Buzz hornet:*uses TwinNeedle and because he has upgraded wings,he attacks first*

Wobbufett:Wobbufet!!!*faints*

Me:That was easy.

*scene zooms in on Epicness*

Me:*keen eyes*Too easy.........

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jun 22nd 2011 at 11:13am
You didn't really think it would be that easy, right?

Here, grab some popcorn, I'm going to show you footage of the first few attacks in slo-mo.

*Footage starts here*

Ness: uuuuuussseeee tttwwwwiiinnnnnnnneeeeedddlllleeee!!!

*Buzz uses twineedle*

Wobbufett: *Had Focus Band, makes awesome face* *Uses Destiny Bond*

Buzz: *uses twineedle again*

*Not slo-mo anymore*

WOBBUFETT fainted!

*Fotage ends*

And so buzz should go down in three, two...

*Buzz faints*

Oh, guess my timing was off. *Smirks*

Oh, and I'm going to keep spamming that strategy.

Posted by epicness on Wed Jun 22nd 2011 at 2:36pm
you know that twinneedle attacks twice in a row right?so i should have WIN!

And thats cheating!

and why dont you comment more often?

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Wed Jun 22nd 2011 at 7:17pm
AND THEN SUDDENLY:

The animator died, and epicness won the fight due to all the others disappearing in a puff of logic.

BUT THEN:

Socks happened, and the world ended.

Posted by Guest on Wed Jun 22nd 2011 at 8:23pm
I wonder what ryan is doing?

did he died?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Jun 23rd 2011 at 11:15am
And then Shoes happened.

And Socks ended.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jun 24th 2011 at 11:41am
@Guest Silly,he did'nt die,
hes obviously going on grand adventures with Sonic,the fastest thing alive,Hulk,the Strongest thing alive,Chuck Norris(Yes,somehow he wanted to go with him)the Most greatest thing(not alive,because he cannot die),Master Chief,The death cheating reploid Zero,The undefeatable Air Man,Pac Man,the thingy that can eat everything,Omochao,the most anoyingest thing(but somehow,he anoys his teamates 75% less,save for Chuck Norris as he is anoyed 0%)Chaos,the water god,Pie Man,DAVE,the most awesome,epic,wiked,coolest thing and Phoenix Wright.

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Jun 24th 2011 at 10:31pm
NEARLY SIX MOTHER****ING MONTHS!!!!!
After Subtract just came to an end, and even though Afro said he was taking a break, it wouldn't last a year. So my prediction will most likely be right: Adding Zero will probably update before Ryan does.

No, I'm not bothering with this thread again. 1: My computer's been out for weeks so I have to check my comics on my Wii, and 2: I don't have the patience to keep coming back here a dozen+ times a day to stay active in whatever phase of the Comment War is currently happening.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sat Jun 25th 2011 at 10:14am
Idiots. Stop saying 'he did this comic solid for years. he needs a break'
He's had multiple hiatus'. In fact, I believe when I first started reading, he was catching up on from a hiatus. They're always unannounced, and they are far too long. You're all very dedicated, good for you, but he has NOT been doing it "solid" for years.

Posted by epicness on Sat Jun 25th 2011 at 2:29pm
@megamean Well i'm gonna miss you
@AuraX Screw the shoes and socks!!!i have user powers!!!*turn socks and shoes into bombs*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jun 27th 2011 at 10:32am
*Eats bombs*
delicious.

Posted by epicness on Mon Jun 27th 2011 at 11:46am
i was expecting using a Doctor Who weapon to some how teleport/throw it on me.
but...*takes out remote and presses button which AuraX explodes*
I wonder whats his next reincarnation will be?

Posted by MentalKnight64 on Wed Jun 29th 2011 at 2:31am
Really this is getting sad. Why do you just keep posting more and more stuff. Soon It will take forever to reach the bottom.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Wed Jun 29th 2011 at 6:15pm
*wakes up in dumpster full of jelly Beans*
'Ey!!! Dis aint *hic* Gnarnia

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Jun 30th 2011 at 4:04am
wow, I love coming here and seeing the organized chaos. Even though the comic hasn't updated for months on end, it's enjoyable to come here and see that, Chaos, whether it be in the comic or here in the posts, still is happening.


Keep on posting everybody, let's see if we can last until Ryan comes back.

Posted by Blast the Hunter on Thu Jun 30th 2011 at 6:23am
NEWCOMER:MEH.

*Crushed under the weight of the comments*

Posted by epicness on Thu Jun 30th 2011 at 4:26pm
*stabs Uinxguy*OWNAGE!!!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Thu Jun 30th 2011 at 8:36pm
Holy flippin' shit-pies! This page has filled up. How many comments are here?!

Posted by This is a secret. (Guest) on Thu Jun 30th 2011 at 10:14pm
Er...well then.
Y'know, it's certainly not fun to spend all of one's waking hours for an entire day to read through so many comics then just suddenly hitting a stop point. Then again, the only other webcomic I've read was finished by the time I started reading it. Oh well. Post new one soon, plz. Kthxbai.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jul 1st 2011 at 8:54am
Right, regeneration over, let's see what I look like.

...female incarnation.

*Shoots self for another regeneration*

Posted by epicness on Fri Jul 1st 2011 at 12:27pm
i'l shoot you 12 times

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jul 2nd 2011 at 2:19pm
But then I'll just become a zombie kept alive only by hatred for you, then enter another guy's body, stealing it so i can start a new regenerative cycle.

Maybe I'll take one of your ganger's bodies. Or maybe even your's.

Posted by epicness on Sat Jul 2nd 2011 at 3:07pm
I know how to deal with zombies*has chuck greene kills(again)AuraX*

Posted by Blast the Hunter on Sat Jul 2nd 2011 at 4:08pm
ENOUGH! IT IS TIME TO END THIS! *TACTICAL NUKE. INBOUND.*

Posted by epicness on Sat Jul 2nd 2011 at 9:06pm
...*ignores blast*
ignore the party pooper..

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jul 3rd 2011 at 6:24am
Obviously, you know not of "The Deadly Assassin" and "The Keeper of Traken".

Posted by epicness on Sun Jul 3rd 2011 at 3:06pm
...wut???
anyway*has tons of potions and elixirs*battle meh!

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sun Jul 3rd 2011 at 11:23pm
*slaps Ness in the face with glove* I challenge thee to a battle, sir. Arm thineself! *throws out Genesect, Arceus, Darkrai, Cobalion, and Zekrom*

APOCALYPSE BOMB!!! *everything everywhere, everywhen, and everyhow is obliterated*

Posted by epicness on Mon Jul 4th 2011 at 8:42am
...Very well....*throws out Victini,Mew,Cresselia,Keldeo and Reshiram*KETH'NOR SORTEN'IK!!!*Life,electrical,solar,thermal,every type of energy is sucked out of everything in the area,and converted to Chaos Energy and unleashed in a violent tempest with all the other types of energy*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jul 4th 2011 at 2:37pm
*HIC* You shee, yoush guysh, by shending out thoshe legenndarariesh, you guysh are being sho *HIC* cheap *HIC*.

Oh hellosh nice purple inschect, you're a beautifulsh thing arent you *HIC* Hey come backsh here, I jusht *HIC* want to ridesh you... oh shello shere pink shflying cat, howsh are you todaysh? I wansht to ridesh you ash well! Why ish everyonesh *HIC* ridingsh away fromsh *HIC* me? I'm not drunksh *HIC* or anythingsh *HIC*

Posted by epicness on Tue Jul 5th 2011 at 12:06am
Leon:Sometimes i wish i had a druck-translator.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Tue Jul 5th 2011 at 5:22am
530 in the AM, NEED TO SLEEP, also...

THIS.

IS.

COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jul 5th 2011 at 5:32pm
YOU'RE A DRUNKSH TRANSHLASHTOR

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Tue Jul 5th 2011 at 8:14pm
*just sits calmly as he is a metool

Posted by overkill on Tue Jul 5th 2011 at 9:15pm
ahhh, people RP'ing on two evil scientists when it's dead, good times. Last time this happened it hit around 2000 comments.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Wed Jul 6th 2011 at 4:35am
@AuraX why yes, yes I am, have had years of experience dealing with the drunk and their languages, from the Buzzed tribes of Saint Louis to the Drunk off of their @$$ tribes of New York. I've learned all their languages and their slang.

Dear sir, (I do hope I say this right) shore mouther wash ans ash bole.

I do hope you understand that, it was from the Chicago Drunkards tribe I learned that one, I believe it was a form of greeting.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jul 6th 2011 at 7:17am
Fush your chicagagaosh tribsh, I'mma big pinksh dinoshaur. *HIC*

Posted by Deeper Reader (Guest) on Wed Jul 6th 2011 at 3:15pm
Giving Up
Yeah, honestly, I've kind of given up on this comic coming back. But then again, I gave up on Asperchu, and it came back after only a 6 or 7 month hiatus... then after a few new pages it went on hiatus again... and by that time I had thoroughly lost interest...

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Jul 6th 2011 at 9:19pm
I'm so bored I came back to this thread.
Oooh, I know what'll be fun! *kills everyone and their decoys that I was supposed to kill instead of them but failed to even slow down my killing of the real things (except for AuraX, who I set on fire as payback for setting me on fire on April 25th)*

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Thu Jul 7th 2011 at 7:54am
*is immune to megamean09 due to the sole fact he won't come out from under his helmet*

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Thu Jul 7th 2011 at 11:30am
Ryan is a really bad author. Seriously, keep up with your work or end it. This is sad.

Posted by Sparks (Guest) on Thu Jul 7th 2011 at 12:39pm
Ryan?
...

Please come back. We miss you.



...

Please.

Posted by epicness on Thu Jul 7th 2011 at 4:32pm
Uhh....megamean...arent we teammates?
if not*makes Uinxguy bigger to hide behind*

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri Jul 8th 2011 at 2:23am
You know what gets rid of Trolls?

Goats.

why do I say this, read a childrens story about three goats kicking the shit out of a troll.

Why do I bring this up now? Simple.

I DON'T LIKE TROLLS!

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Fri Jul 8th 2011 at 8:42am
Nobody is trolling, we're being honest. Ryan doesn't know how to keep up a project and take care of a fan base.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sat Jul 9th 2011 at 12:33am
I don't know how to take care of a fan base either(I don't know if I have one, meh.). BUT, as far as I know, I'm dedicated to waiting for this comic to restart. I'll wait as long as it takes.

BUT, until that time, I'm going to enjoy coming here and reading the randomness that is everybody's posts.

You, my dear..Fraud(Guest). Just seem bent on stating things that you think are correct, I understand that Real Life can get in the way of things for YEARS. Trust me, I know, it's happened to me many times. I am a fan of this comic, I will continue to be a fan of this comic for years to come(IF they last that long, don't know.). I will continue to come here, day after day, week after week, to check and see if it has updated. If it has not updated, then, alright, I'll find something else to occupy my time till it does. But that doesn't mean that I will simply abandon this comic. I will continue to do as I have been doing for months previous, I will continue to check this web comic and see if it has updated.

I will not lose hope that it will update, I will continue to wait patiently for it to update. If you can't wait for an extended period of time, such as a year or two, then that's your problem. I shall wait, and continue to be a fan of this comic.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jul 9th 2011 at 12:54pm
Don't worry, guys.

RyanMC's moved on to the last of his adventures now.

Yes, the one with the aliens.

Posted by Guest on Sat Jul 9th 2011 at 1:08pm
D:<
Ryan is dead. He has not said any thing on the internet for 5 months! Try and prove me wrong!

Posted by Evil guy 64 (Guest) on Sat Jul 9th 2011 at 1:41pm
Hey, has anyone heard? Megaman Legends 3 is being released soon! I'm serious! Quint is finaly proved wrong about never hearing from Roll again! 8D

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Sun Jul 10th 2011 at 6:26am
well he does take his time... but then again people write webcomics for four primary reasons a)they do not have to succeed to continue since it is relatively cheap b)they can use the kind of art they want(have you ever seen a sprite comic outside of the internet?)c)they can avoid executive meddling and censorship and d) THEY HAVE MORE FLEXIBLE TIME IF SOMEOTHING HAPPENS TO THEM so, if you do not want hiatuses buy hardware comics ,do not read someothing for free and complain(fraud i am looking at you)!it is unfair to the author.

Posted by L33tBones (Guest) on Sun Jul 10th 2011 at 12:05pm
IDEA!
why don't we rate all of the 2ES comics 5?
he'll have to make more then!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jul 10th 2011 at 4:22pm
Guys, there's more important things to worry about.

Like Bill S978.

Which needs to be stopped, or we get no let's plays, no perfect runs, no SMBZ.

RyanMC will come back to this, but right now, Bill S978 is more important.

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Tue Jul 12th 2011 at 2:19pm
dear god what happen to my freaking head.
oh somone enlarged it right off of me well thats why i invested in self repair

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Wed Jul 13th 2011 at 7:41am
@serialcomicreader
lol "hardware comics"
I am being harsh in my complaints, yes, but at the same time we can't all just sit here and say "Ryan is great blah blah we will wait for him to return to his fantastic comic" because, sure it's enjoyable to read, but clearly he's forgotten about the comic like he did last time (for those who don't remember, he got busy for awhile, yes, but then he just lacked the motivation to start, which extended the hiatus by a lot).

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Thu Jul 14th 2011 at 4:41am
i called them hardware because i could not find another name for them(webcomics are just as real and believe it or not all other distictions i could think about are way more ridiculous) anywzy if you do not want to wait you can try to visit the comic in 6 or 7 months when the hiatus will be{95%}over

Posted by ZeroTornado on Thu Jul 14th 2011 at 11:58pm
*wakes up in dumpster full of jelly beans...again*
*pulls out carebear gernade launcher*
Alright! Why the f*** am I in the trash. AND WHY THE F*** AM I MISSING A TOOTH!

Posted by epicness on Fri Jul 15th 2011 at 2:37am
*piano slams on ZT*that takes out*puts on sunglasses*the trash...


YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jul 15th 2011 at 9:15am
^
That joke...
*Whacks Epicness away with golf club, and puts on shades*
...doesn't work in this context.


YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Posted by OnyxChimp on Fri Jul 15th 2011 at 11:00pm
SO LONG!





End of Story!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jul 16th 2011 at 10:29am
^
Uh, what?

Posted by epicness on Sun Jul 17th 2011 at 12:02am
*Credits slam on AuraX*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jul 17th 2011 at 12:07pm
When suddenly, for absolutely no reason at all.

Cake.

Posted by epicness on Sun Jul 17th 2011 at 3:59pm
Me:Huh?*a giant cake slams on me*oww...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jul 18th 2011 at 1:14pm
When suddenly, for no reason at all.

The female Shadow, female Bass, female Zero and Epicness' gangers from earlier in the fight.

Posted by epicness on Mon Jul 18th 2011 at 2:42pm
Darkness,Leon and Xenial:We're not technically gangers

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jul 18th 2011 at 3:48pm
AuraXia: Well, you see guys... YOU ARE NOW. DEAL WITH IT.

RaXau: *Backs away*

AuraXia: AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?!?!?!

RaXau: ...I never wanted to be the comic relief character.

ShadowX: Tough.

F-Bass: Why am I here. I was in the middle of destroying Mega Woman.

F-Shadow: Sure you were...

F-Zero: I'm out of here- WHERE IS MY Z-SABER.

AuraX: My Z-Saber now. I like shinies.

Posted by epicness on Mon Jul 18th 2011 at 7:12pm
Darkness:I'm a user and i can blast you with darkness.

Leon:I have weapons that can blast you to oblivion.

Xenial:Dont really care,i'm not gonna help you though.

Darkness:You do know that she stole all of your cookies right?

Xenial:WHAT!?!?!

AuraXia:You cant beat me,i can just blast you to another dimension.

Darkness:Well you,Xenial gets pretty desprate that up to the fact he gets even more powers,weapons,skill,speed,intellgence,strength,agility,energy power,stamina,endurance,defense,combat experience,aura strength,psychic power,team skill then you can imagine.

Leon:O_O how do you know this?

Darkness:I know him alot,so thats why.

Leon:smarty pants...

Darkness:*has dark fire come out of his hand*What was that?

Leon:Eeep!!nothing...

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Jul 20th 2011 at 3:56pm
It happened again!
A day without posts again!

Posted by epicness on Wed Jul 20th 2011 at 4:10pm
Me:I'm waiting for someone to reply...

Awesomeness:Geez,you only post when someone else does?

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Wed Jul 20th 2011 at 4:46pm
Reply?

*meteor strikes and explosion happens*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jul 20th 2011 at 5:51pm
AuraXia: What, I was supposed to reply to such a convoluted mess of meaningless babble as that?

Posted by epicness on Wed Jul 20th 2011 at 6:18pm
5 things
1:It needs more people

2:we need to start before them

3:i meant a reply from AuraX

4:i miss the RPs....

5:Why dont people come here more often?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jul 20th 2011 at 7:18pm
RPs?

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Wed Jul 20th 2011 at 8:18pm
ʇıns sʍoʃʃoɟ ʎʇıʌɐɹƃ ǝɥʇ puɐ sdıʃɟ ʇxǝʇ ǝɥ⊥ 'ʎʃuǝppnS

@AuraX I believe it stands for Role-Plays

Posted by epicness on Thu Jul 21st 2011 at 1:23pm
Hello?

Posted by epicness on Thu Jul 21st 2011 at 11:25pm
anybody here?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jul 22nd 2011 at 6:29am
AuraXia: Boo.

Ness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!?!

Posted by Evil guy 64 (Guest) on Fri Jul 22nd 2011 at 7:26am
I'm going to hold a funeral service for this comic.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:01pm
AHHH!!!HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AuraXia:*thinking*i think i regret doing that...

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Fri Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:38pm
Well I'm glad this has finally died down.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jul 22nd 2011 at 5:53pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*stabs fraud*dont scare meh!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jul 22nd 2011 at 6:28pm
AuraXia: *Dangles severed chicken head in front of Epicness' face*

Ness: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!??!!!!??!?!

ShadowX: Do I HAVE to keep increasing his fear? My energy's running low, and so is Turahk's.

Turahk: Hiiiisssssssss.

ShadowX: You said it, buddy.

Posted by epicness on Fri Jul 22nd 2011 at 11:32pm
AHHHHH!!!!*incinarates chicken head*well thats done-OH SWEET PINAPPLES!A SPIDER!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sat Jul 23rd 2011 at 5:24am
Wow, I leave on some personal business and this place goes to hell. Well, back to work.

(Opens a portal to the D&D realms.) Come on people, we've got a world to conquer!

(Out from the portal comes hordes of goblins, orcs, and bugbears.) FOR THE EMPIRE, CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jul 23rd 2011 at 7:20am
^
Man and his Charge Kick is awesome?

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sat Jul 23rd 2011 at 12:53pm
Who da fork is callin me out!
ZT is pissed and ready to rumble!

Posted by epicness on Sat Jul 23rd 2011 at 6:12pm
@Tialpoy And i have a world to save*a portal openes with myths,dragons,dinosaurs and robots)LEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@AuraX *Pwns him with HardMan's and GeminiMan's weapon*Wrong

@ZT I did!lets fight!Go Kaiser Joe!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Jul 23rd 2011 at 6:29pm
AuraX: Did he just hit us...

AuraXia: ... with the gemini laser?

*They look at each other for a few seconds*

AuraX and AuraXia: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by epicness on Sat Jul 23rd 2011 at 8:15pm
AuraXia:*Sudenly backshotted by Gemini lase-no Gemini cannon*What the...*sees Me with a smoking buster the size of Samus's arm cannon*

Me:Is that all you got?I'v seen Magikarp better then you,oh and Colin Baker is better than Jon Pertwee!

AuraXia:TAKE THAT BACK!

Me:And Toad Man SUCKS(no offense to MEGA Toad Man)

AuraXia:*Has Snake Man weapon*I'L KILL YOU!!!

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sat Jul 23rd 2011 at 9:41pm
*picks up piano*
take this! *throws piano at epic* In D-Minor!!!

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sun Jul 24th 2011 at 5:12am
*Looks around at all the chaos going on, looks at his hordes of minions getting trounced by unlimited amounts of WTF and other related things.* *FacePalm* I just can't win. Can I?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jul 24th 2011 at 12:03pm
AuraXia: *Fighting* Heh, you know, it's kind of strange that no matter how big you make the Gemini Laser, it is still massively inaccurate and weak.

Ness: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

AuraXia: I'm not kidding. *Epicly dodges laser blasts* It really makes me feel sorry for Needle man, since he's weak to such a bad weapon.

Needle Man: :(

AuraXia: Don't worry Needle Man, you're still cool.

Needle Man: :)

Ness: How can he do those emoticons without a face anyway?

AuraXia: Screw...

Ness: Oshi-

Needle Man: :D

AuraXia: LOGIC! *Ness is flown into the magic land of ponies and bears where he is eaten by hamburgers*

Needle Man: XD

AuraX: And no, Tialboy, you cannot win, it would seem.

Needle Man: :S

Posted by epicness on Sun Jul 24th 2011 at 3:22pm
Me:WRONG!Because in MEGA Gemini Man 1 destroyed Gemini 2 with Gemini blast!

AuraXia:But that doesnt mean i cant dodge them!

Me:Ah but i have them on homing.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jul 24th 2011 at 5:25pm
AuraXia: But Gemini Man 1 was on full power, and it ended up destroying the user in the end.

Needle Man: *nods*

AuraXia: Oh, and didn't I mention? I have my own damage data chart. that includes Gemini Lasers HEALING me. Oh, and my weakness is a weapon that cannot be obtained from it's Robot Master. And that Robot Master is on my side right now.

Posted by epicness on Sun Jul 24th 2011 at 9:09pm
Me:Donr care!Its a little bit godmoding!

AuraXia:It is NOT!

Me:Do not...

Leon:Uh oh...

Me:DENY IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*makes a giant 100 mile radius explosiond sending AuraXia to Barney land without any contact or powers or anything and AuraX doesnt know that shes at Barney land*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Jul 25th 2011 at 12:36pm
AuraXia: Thanks, that stand-up of me was getting creepy.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Mon Jul 25th 2011 at 6:34pm
STOP IGNORING ME!!!!
*pulls out SSBBrawl*
Toon Link Get'em!!

Posted by epicness on Mon Jul 25th 2011 at 8:51pm
^ KOs Toon link by crushing him with Landmaster

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jul 26th 2011 at 6:59am
*Crushes Landmaster with Landmaster*

Posted by ZeroTornado on Tue Jul 26th 2011 at 7:35am
*places sticky bombs around landmaster*
Yippe ki ye motha fuckas

Posted by epicness on Tue Jul 26th 2011 at 12:39pm
(Landmasters revert back)
Me:*uses Great Aether then Triforce Slash on who ever comments next*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Jul 26th 2011 at 4:39pm
AURAXIA used PROTECT

Posted by epicness on Tue Jul 26th 2011 at 10:49pm
Me:We're using SSBB physics

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Wed Jul 27th 2011 at 5:03am
Teleports in and telestabs you all. Teleports out after looting.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jul 27th 2011 at 9:29am
AuraXia: And where do you think YOU'RE going, Wade?

Wade: Uh...

ShadowX: Can I kill him?

AuraXia: Yeah, go ahead.

Posted by epicness on Wed Jul 27th 2011 at 1:39pm
Save some for me!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Jul 27th 2011 at 6:05pm
ShadowX: ...Do I have to?

Posted by ZeroTornado on Wed Jul 27th 2011 at 8:24pm
Yes ShadX
Then we throw him down the well with timmy

Posted by epicness on Wed Jul 27th 2011 at 11:46pm
I will give you a nuclear bomb to put in hs mouth

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Jul 28th 2011 at 6:42am
ShadowX: But-but- I wanted to destroy him myself!

Posted by ZeroTornado on Thu Jul 28th 2011 at 10:46am
I don't care who destroys him
as long as i get to throw him down the well with timmy

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Jul 28th 2011 at 4:50pm
ShadowX: But if he's destroyed, then you won't get to thr- *Voice in head: Wait, he doesn't need to know that! I can just destroy this person right now, and lie to ZeroTornado that he can throw him down the well! Then I'll escape in my giant robotic scorpion! It's perfect!*

ZeroTornado: So what were you saying?

ShadowX: Oh, it's fine, you can toss him down the well. I'll just destroy him first. TERRORIZE!

ZeroTornado: Ok, have fun!

Posted by ZeroTornado on Thu Jul 28th 2011 at 9:01pm
Wierd
ZT: I just felt like I was about to be back stabbed... So when can we throw him down the well! :)

Posted by epicness on Thu Jul 28th 2011 at 11:23pm
Suddenly

A wild Joe appeared(to me)

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Jul 29th 2011 at 6:51am
ShadowX: Don't worry, just let me destroy him.

RaXau: But then there will be nothing left of- *Facepunch'd*

ShadowX: No more squeaking from the mouse plz

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Sat Jul 30th 2011 at 10:44pm
Escapes while you are arguing over what to do with me. Takes time to grab more loot before Absconding.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jul 31st 2011 at 8:27am
ShadowX: *Beats up wade* I wonder why he said what he was going to do instead of doing it? Ah well. *Machine guns wade*

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Sun Jul 31st 2011 at 1:25pm
Suddenly!: *the machine gun explodes killing both in the blast*.
...Also, *Telekinetic bears attack*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Jul 31st 2011 at 3:18pm
ShadowX: Dude. I'm a shadow.

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Sun Jul 31st 2011 at 4:37pm
And I'm an insane Merc with a healing factor. Quickly Absconds making sure there are no stairs in the vicinity after obligitory looting.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sun Jul 31st 2011 at 8:36pm
If I can't throw Wade down a well!
Them I'm throwing a well at Wade!
*Throws well upside head*
and timmy!
*throws little timmy at wade*

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Sun Jul 31st 2011 at 10:01pm
But you can't throw any of those, the bears will simply throw them back, They're telekinetic.

*begins floating*
...see?
*flies off into distance*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Aug 1st 2011 at 7:24am
ShadowX: But I'm a dark type. their psychic attacks do not affect me.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Mon Aug 1st 2011 at 10:16am
Well I'm a "Fous le Camp" type
And your telekinetic bears won't mean sh*t to me without Brian Urlacher

Posted by epicness on Mon Aug 1st 2011 at 11:58pm
Everyone except ShadowX and Darkness:And what are we?Chop liver

Posted by epicness on Tue Aug 2nd 2011 at 12:26am
@_@ So tuckerd out...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Aug 2nd 2011 at 1:26pm
AuraX: Hey Epicness, there's a tournament application thing over at Studio Madness, they need 1 more person to get the thing started. Just so you know.

Posted by epicness on Tue Aug 2nd 2011 at 9:06pm
^ Uhhhh i'm banned and i dont have that much fighting sprites plus 8-bit told me i can't join

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Aug 3rd 2011 at 8:06am
ShadowX: Crewed out of luck, then. Fail.

AuraX: Do you have to be so mean?

ShadowX: Hey, I'm the pseudo-evil version of you. It's how I was born. Or made. Or something.

AuraXia: Born.

RaXau: You know that by saying stuff like that, you bring up a dangerous chance of someone singing "Born this way", right?

Posted by epicness on Wed Aug 3rd 2011 at 1:13pm
Go KJ!

KJ used Flamethrower on the two Joes,it is super effective,Joe 1 used slam,its not very effective,Joe 2 used iron defense(but they are REALLY low-leveled)

Go Pokeballs!

-Pokeballs catches Joes-

Me-:*Game face on*TIME TO GRIND LIKE HELL!

-After a Super-Duper-Hyper-Ultra-Ultamate-Mega Grind+Intense item search learning later

Joe 1 evolve into Hammer joe!

Joe 2 evolve into ...Crystal Joe!

Leon:You really like Joe do you?

Me:Yep!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Aug 3rd 2011 at 1:51pm
AuraX: And if I'm correct, Crystal Joe will evolve into Crystal Man...

AuraXia: ...and Hammer Joe into Hard Man. Oh by the way, me and AuraX...

AuraX: ...have developed a habit of finishing each other's sentences.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Wed Aug 3rd 2011 at 6:55pm
What the hell is going on
I leave for one day and i find everyone referencing "Bald this way"



Piccolo's in the outfit

Posted by epicness on Wed Aug 3rd 2011 at 11:05pm
Suddenly,a Pokeball with Skeleton Joe appears.

Auraxia:And if i'm right,Skeleton Joe...

AuraX:..evolves into Skull Man.

Posted by epicness on Wed Aug 3rd 2011 at 11:08pm
Me:Alright,i gotta stop carrying Joe!

Leon:And how?

Me:I'l just go to Green Greens!

-after a while-

-Epicness caught a Wheelie and Knuckle Joe!(0_0)-

Posted by DeezNuts on Fri Aug 5th 2011 at 3:40pm
So 7 months without a update

Posted by frekky12 on Fri Aug 5th 2011 at 7:24pm
and yet they keep posting comments its absoulutley facinating this is some real commitment(me to for reading it all)

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sat Aug 6th 2011 at 8:52pm
@ frekky12
You... you read them all. oh wow. I don't think I have the attention span for that

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sun Aug 7th 2011 at 11:25am
screw off Ryan

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Tue Aug 9th 2011 at 5:27pm
wow its still going somone should count we probly broke the last record we had on here

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Wed Aug 10th 2011 at 4:45am
Fraud, quit trolling and go away. The rest of us are being random as normal. Your not, Your just spouting off distaste, anger, hatred, and down right nastyness at Ryan, who's probably having a hard time in RL.(I know, I know, BUT, it's a possibility, and posibilities are endless.)

Fraud, Quit trying to troll, and go away.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Wed Aug 10th 2011 at 9:16am
You're*

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri Aug 12th 2011 at 5:04am
SO, not only are you a troll, your a Grammer Nazi too.

Oops, my mistake, I meant, YOU'RE, YOU'RE a Grammer Nazi as well.

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sat Aug 13th 2011 at 12:54am
At least you noticed that time.

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Sat Aug 13th 2011 at 5:15am
Yeah, that's true.........

look, I've just been having a bad few days, My grandmother is in the hospital and, she may not live till her next Bday. I'm sorry for being an ass. If you don't accept my apology I'll understand.

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Sun Aug 14th 2011 at 2:19pm
I am still checking in nowand again but i am starting to think like the majority of the older watchers that the end of tes may have finaly come

Posted by Thrack on Sun Aug 14th 2011 at 10:32pm
You guys are AWESOME! Still going and going like the energizer rabbit.

But... if Two Evil Scientists really does end ahead of it's time I think it would be nice if Ryan posted a written draft or something saying what *would* have happened and how it all ends. What do you guys think?

Not that I am giving up hope, Ryan may well come back someday like Frosty the Snowman. We can only wait and see.

Oh, and Uinxguy, I did Ctrl+F search for "Posted_by" and got 983 results (984 now). Unfortunately I can't find my copy of all the posts from last time so I can't compare it for you. Does anyone know the count for last time?

Edit: I had to obfuscate "Posted_by" slightly so it doesn't mess up the count.
Edit 2: I had to obfuscate it AGAIN because I went and wrote it in my Edit message. *Rolls eyes*

Posted by WANDERINGJD on Mon Aug 15th 2011 at 10:42pm
HOPE YOU GET BACK SOON!!!!

Posted by epicness on Mon Aug 15th 2011 at 11:29pm
*waiting somebody like AuraX to reply*

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Wed Aug 17th 2011 at 6:38am
*Belch* Derp.

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Wed Aug 17th 2011 at 3:20pm
If you go to the archives it says that there are 986(987 + mine). It is far more efficent than counting one by one.

Posted by Thrack on Wed Aug 17th 2011 at 6:42pm
I didn't count one by one, that would have taken much too long although I suppose what you did is still easier than using Ctrl+F and reading the count.

I suggest we play I Spy and find those events somewhere in the comic. Example: I spy Roll shooting Metal Sonic. I'm halfway certain that only happens once in Two Evil Scientists.
(I'm just joking around but if you guys actually want to do that I suggest spying things or events that only occur once or twice. Ie. you can't spy Sonic running somewhere or Nack betraying someone but you can spy Samus shooting Pokemon. I think this would be quite fun, actually and a good way to keep interest in the comic going.)

Posted by epicness on Wed Aug 17th 2011 at 11:18pm
I spy a meme

Posted by virtualboy2558 on Thu Aug 18th 2011 at 8:41pm
@Thrack
That happened in "The Search for the UTM - Pt 16"

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Sat Aug 20th 2011 at 1:53pm
Hey remember when this comic used to get updated?

Posted by Thrack on Sat Aug 20th 2011 at 7:51pm
@virtualboy2558,
Oh, in the Waiting for Ryan comic? I never did get around to reading much of that I'm afraid.
But look at this, Ryan MC managed to get a prestigious spot on a TV Tropes page! AWESOME.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DiabolusExMachina

Oh... and I should warn you that if you have never been to TVTropes.org before that you may spend hours trapped there. I can only hope you finished reading this before opening that page.

@Fraud,
Yes, what of it?

Posted by Guest on Sun Aug 21st 2011 at 1:28pm
He died. -A-

Posted by frekky12 on Sun Aug 21st 2011 at 2:33pm
guest y must you say such things it bad luck to the person you say is dead now go knock on some wood so that everyone might not hate you for trying to jynx a death of a beloved author here on smackjeeves gday sir or madam

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Tue Aug 23rd 2011 at 5:37am
Herp a derp

Posted by Yar (Guest) on Thu Aug 25th 2011 at 5:25pm
Holy
You guys are still here?!

Posted by Morcalvin on Fri Aug 26th 2011 at 1:01am
I used To check back every day for an update, but none came. Then it was every week, then every month. I wonder how long it'll be until I stop checking?

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri Aug 26th 2011 at 2:26pm
Hopefully you keep checking every day again, cause, people are still going to keep commenting till Ryan updates.

I know I will keep commenting till he does.

WHO'S WITH ME?!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Aug 27th 2011 at 5:16pm
So, someone was waiting for me to come back, huh?

Posted by epicness on Sun Aug 28th 2011 at 1:49am
AURAX!*Tries to tackle nom him but gets blasted by Dalek lasers*@_@

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Aug 28th 2011 at 3:46pm
So it would seem that comment warring has evolved so far, that I do not need to do anything.

Because my opponents comment THEMSELVES GETTING DESTROYED.

Posted by epicness on Sun Aug 28th 2011 at 9:51pm
Well would you blast me with Dalek lasers if a tackle nom you?

Posted by Parallax (Guest) on Mon Aug 29th 2011 at 9:18am
Derp.

Posted by Thrack on Tue Aug 30th 2011 at 7:43am
I wish people would destroy themselves for me too.
Here is a question, what do you do if the other person declares that he/she dodges *every* attack?

Posted by BattleStarX on Tue Aug 30th 2011 at 9:05am
1005th comment
Just so you all can keep track. Remember our old record?

Posted by Xeroi (Guest) on Fri Sep 2nd 2011 at 12:29am
@Thrack
Simple. You create a paradox by attacking them with an attack that's impossible to dodge.

And if that doesn't work, then you just reset the universe and make it so they never existed. But that involves a whole series of procedures that'd take too long to explain.
... I miss The Big O.

Posted by Tron on Fri Sep 2nd 2011 at 10:18pm
Hey its Tron but you knew that, Came by my old stomping grounds man this has gotten bigger, anyways im pretty sure I sent one of you the whole old archieve of last time this happened. Also Waiting For Ryan was made for this kind of thing but I stopped coming by here so it stopped. I have no motive to continue that project but if anyone wants to pick it up go ahead. Also there was no way I could post the other archieve on the comic so I will set up a download link for it later. Hopefully one of you will pick up the mantle of WFR.
PS. Didn't read the whole post.

Posted by Rai Tei on Sat Sep 3rd 2011 at 6:38am
Ryan got some diehard fans there

Posted by Angel85 on Sun Sep 4th 2011 at 8:42am
speaking of diehard fans, waiting for this comic to make its triumphant return I made a Mega Hedgehog action figure: http://wakeangel2001.deviantart.com/art/Mega-Hedgehog-custom-245231888 I hope you like it.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Sun Sep 4th 2011 at 9:44am
I'm BA~ACK
Who's bad?

Posted by epicness on Sun Sep 4th 2011 at 7:45pm
^
GET THE OUTSIDER!*People dog piles ZT*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Mon Sep 5th 2011 at 6:55am
AuraXia: Dog Piles are lame...

ShadowX: CAT PILES ARE BETTER! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AuraXia: ...the heck is up with you?

ShadowX: I'M NOT UP! I'M DOWN! HEEHEEHAHA!

RaXau: I think he went crazy like Blitzwing some time ago.

ShadowX: I'LL BLITZ YOUR WINGS!

Posted by epicness on Mon Sep 5th 2011 at 2:51pm
Me:AAAAAAAHHHHHH NO I'L BLITZ YOUR WINGS!

ShadowX:NO I WILL!

Both:LETS FIGHT!

AuraX:Guys stop!

Awesomeness:Just run!You'l just get caught in the cross fire!

ShadowX:MWUHAHAHAHAHA!GO MY GIANT ROBOTIC SCORPION!MWUHAHAHAHA!

Me:YOUR EFFORTS ARE FUTILE!GO MY DRAGONS!GO MY GICANTIC ROCK GIANT!GO MY CYBEAST!MWUHAHAHAHA!

Leon:*Hiding in a box in the middle of the crossfire,surprisingly the attacks dont hit him*

Posted by Namm_killazilla on Mon Sep 5th 2011 at 9:04pm
@Angel85: That is EPIC.

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Tue Sep 6th 2011 at 9:58am
Wow
I think that last time the record was aroudn 2000 before ryan came and ran us off with a shotgun

Posted by phantoka (Guest) on Tue Sep 6th 2011 at 11:05am
of course!
we should start another "waiting for ryan"!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Sep 7th 2011 at 7:54am
AuraX: You know, with all these giant animals around, there seems to be something missing...

AuraXia: No... you don't mean...

AuraX: Yes. Yes I do.

RaXau: Can you guys stop being so cryptic?!??!

Random Kingler that can somehow talk (I don't know, ask the director): Someone call for a Giant Enemy Crab?

RaXau: AH!

Michael Bay: Someone wanted to ask me something?

AuraX: AH!

Quint: Well, I think that's all the metools dead.

AuraXia: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Posted by Uinxguy first edition (Guest) on Mon Sep 12th 2011 at 1:52pm
Did somone say metool
Go my metool army THERE SHALL BE METOOLS IN EVERY COMMENT WAR AND THE COMPLAINTS OF FRUIT LACK SHALL FOLLOW

Posted by Misfit (Guest) on Mon Sep 12th 2011 at 11:22pm
Whenever I'm bored, I come here and read comments... makes my day. ^_^

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Sep 13th 2011 at 2:18pm
AuraXia: They're.... the metools are... apparently all dead. *Bursts out crying*

RaXau: Wow, this is the first time I've seen her like this, most of the time she's just badass.

ShadowX: BREADHAHAHAHAHAHA! SOMEONE GIVE HER A PELVIS!

AuraX: ...The heck?

Posted by Rai Tei on Wed Sep 14th 2011 at 1:39pm
Wow, Angel85, not bad ;D

Posted by nobody in particular (Guest) on Wed Sep 14th 2011 at 2:47pm
wow
I haven't been in here in a while cuz i don't expect to see an update for a while, and cuz i have been distracted by a t.v show.

Posted by Guest on Wed Sep 14th 2011 at 5:29pm
Leon:*Punchs ShadowX*Stop being so mean and weird you sicko*ducktapes him then makes it rain metools*

Awesomeness:Wow,i never seen him so nice

Leon:You do know i'm STILL over her right?

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Thu Sep 15th 2011 at 4:32am
The hell is wrong with all of you people?

ACT, NORMAL!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a three armed octipus like being I need to armwrestle to earn enough money to buy myself a PS 5.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Sep 17th 2011 at 5:35am
RaXau: Uh.... Leon, you DO know that ducktapes can't hold him, right?

ShadowX: PUPPYCLOCK! *Slashes RaXau's back*

AuraXia: How DARE you do that to our brother! Metools, ATTACK!



AuraX: ....How did they come from me if I'm a pacifist?

RaXau: Well, you see AuraX, when we were made from you we each took a particular part of your original personality into our own. I was the comic relief guy that was most like you, AuraXia is pure badass, and ShadowX is just insane.

ShadowX: PUPPYCLOCKS! PUPPYCLOCKS! SWORDS ARE FOR LITTLE ROCKS!

AuraX: I....see. So that means that I'm not insane, badass or comic relief?

RaXau: Exactly.

AuraX: ....Weren't you slashed in the back?

RaXau: I got better. *Falls down* ...I think. MEDIC!

Posted by Cory (Guest) on Sat Sep 17th 2011 at 12:07pm
*Sniff* Why did Ryan have to die?! DX

Posted by epicness on Sat Sep 17th 2011 at 12:32pm
Leon:I ducktape his mouth because he was so anoying,dont you have anything to stop him?

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Sat Sep 17th 2011 at 4:33pm
well considering how still seem to check up on this every other day *teleports as a ship warps into orbit Bearing the markings "Uinx shipyards "Jackson" capital ship" TIME TO BRING IN THE BIG GUNS *metools start raining down in droppods onto the battle feilds to protect aura x And his metool loving friends* yes i do check every now and then now. how do you think shadow will fair against combat trained metools.

yes they do have stratigic and tactical training.

Edit: this never apeared in the original as it is a upgraded version of the ship i had back then that said as it is later in the lore of my character it is better equiped then my old one.

it has a point defense system along with segmented sheilds over a more common general sheild.this means that power can be redirected in the sheilding to reinforce the sheilding in specific area. its weapons systems are still not online/ worked out yet so its more of a traveling base then a battleship at the moment

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Sat Sep 17th 2011 at 4:51pm
And then i remember that i am one of the only ones here from the original comment wars.

my earlier comment about metools complaining about fruit is because my mets have a fruit addiction this is fluff technicly because they dont need to eat and may not even be able to. but this was used to explain a bunker set up i had created and ran when large amounts of evil chao were faking us into the ark and then declareing war on us.

my original ship was just a flying base that i never expanded on, hell it did not even have a name. the jackson is a general rebuild of this idea.

due to the fact that the most common form of my character is a metool i decided to get myself a self rebuilding metool army. i then had them automate this process as a just in case all metools are instantly destroyed attack.
this system is still present on the jackson.

original note: in the original we had a walking hedgehog turned cyborg with evil twin / evil secondary personality
zerotornado i belive joined later when the /characters/ took sides and went to war. mostly with bulletime artillery and generic matrix minions. and mind im not even getting started. there was a transformer even. and that is atually not used very much. bluepalidan. i think there was somone named overkill.oh yah tron.raganui the only other /player/ metool.and thats all i can remember at the moment.

so basicly near the end i bunkered down and started selling weapons to both sides including high level artillery and tanks. even a few regiments of metools.

Edit:and im back to writing huge posts again i thought i got over this,apearently not. yes because i was not checking on every hour or such but more like every day i wrote huge posts when i did log on similar to this one but give or take a inch or two from this point. i happen to just keep typing when i get into the character of Uinxguy he has a personality that took a bit of development mixed with whatever the hell i feel like at the moment.i mean in my introduction to the storyline i droped a blackhole bomb and used a ability that i will not divulge at this time. yes that ability is technicly my ace in the hole and is related to all the lore behind my character.

Edit: do you think this counts as 1 post or more.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Sep 18th 2011 at 9:59am
AuraX: *Mets falling on my head* Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Ow.

Posted by epicness on Sun Sep 18th 2011 at 1:10pm
Then suddenly
A giant metool falls on AuraX

Then a piano.

Then a safe.

Then Meta Knights Halberd.

Then the whole comment section.

Posted by BattleStarX on Mon Sep 19th 2011 at 4:15pm
Awww...

What happened to your epic avatar, epicness?

Posted by epicness on Tue Sep 20th 2011 at 4:03pm
^
I kinda need sprites but since 8-bit silver snake is the only one who knows how to make the head part i consider it useless

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Wed Sep 21st 2011 at 2:26pm
Note that they also have droppods he got lucky and got hit by the paratroopers

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Sep 21st 2011 at 4:23pm
AuraX: Why are people so mean X_X

AuraXia: You mean he's dropping stuff on you because all the stuff comes from his mind?

AuraX: Yes.

AuraXia: *Reloads wheel gun* time to exterminate a pest.

*Screen goes dark, fade to a grassy scene with cows....*

Posted by Hero of Comedy on Wed Sep 21st 2011 at 9:41pm
Why do people still comment on this comic? It's obviously dead. The author hasn't been heard from in months.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Sep 22nd 2011 at 9:21am
^
Just a little thing called making our own entertainment.

Posted by nobody in particular (Guest) on Thu Sep 22nd 2011 at 3:08pm
cuz it is fun to comment. besides there has been a hiatus like this before. if in a few months it hasn't updated then maybe you can say it is dead. besides even if it is they will proabaly continue commenting on it.

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Sat Sep 24th 2011 at 6:33am
hey its not my fault that that was the optimal orbital location

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Tue Sep 27th 2011 at 3:43am
nobody in particular has a point, I still come here and check and see if it has updated, I haven't given up hope yet that one day this comic will update. I just figure he's building back log that way if he needs to he can take a break from making them and just post what he has.


an extreme amount of back log making.

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on Mon Oct 3rd 2011 at 2:31pm
" ' 'And then the backlog got longer.'

Quoth the Raven.' - Thomas Jefferson, this is the prime example of why you can't trust quotes from the internet, there is no way to know if they are reliable" - Abraham Lincoln.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Mon Oct 3rd 2011 at 5:46pm
I'm BA~ACK
>.<
Yall can blame Uinxguy for speaking me back into existence. I remember when I first started reading this. It was maybe two or three years ago. My guest name was MisterWaffles.

Posted by Nobody in particular (Guest) on Wed Oct 5th 2011 at 2:51pm
Yo I just read the Raven in Class. I have been annoying people saying, Quoth the Raven, Nevermore.

Posted by epicness on Wed Oct 5th 2011 at 8:13pm
Then suddenly
ShadowX went from crazy psycho to psycho maniac

ShadowX(who now kinda looks link this http://www.google.ca/imgres?q=red+link+VG+cats&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en -us&biw=1440&bih=720&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=5qBl3OfIWyc-kM:&imgr efurl=http://darkrinoa96.deviantart.com/favourites/&docid=pAevHmzmXAM6_M&w=150& h=142&ei=2P-MTv7iEqOI4gTG-MGsCQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=885&vpy=186&dur= 1453&hovh=113&hovw=120&tx=74&ty=57&page=5&tbnh=113&tbnw=120& ;start=85&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:11,s:85:)MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!*burns Raxua to the ashs*

Raxua:Why me!?!?!

Me:I bet 20 bucks you cant stop Mr. Psycho from being a psycho for a WEEK

AuraX:You're on!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Oct 6th 2011 at 10:11am
^
Your link.

It does not work.

Posted by DeezNuts on Mon Oct 10th 2011 at 12:33pm
1046 comments

Does that beat the record from last time?

Posted by BattleStarX on Tue Oct 11th 2011 at 1:00pm
Not by a long shot.

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Oct 11th 2011 at 9:29pm
WHOA!
Commenting consistency going DOWN! Thankfully, I've been playing Final Fantasy 3 a lot lately, so I've got some new techniques to bring some spice back to the comment war!

*My team of gangers reveals themselves for the first time by porting in.

Noboby, Meganice, is a dragoon.

Female ganger, Supersweet, is a summoner in FF IV Rydia's attire.

Otherworld me, Reallyrude, has Chrono Trigger's Crono's powers.
Meganice: I don't wanna hurt you.

Supersweet: I hope I don't have to fight that cutie, AuraXia.

Reallyrude and Megamean: NOW try and fight us-
Reallyrude and Megamean: HEY! Stop copying me!
Reallyrude and Megamean: No, YOU'RE copying ME!
Reallynude and Megamean: We need to stop. This gag is getting old.
Reallyrude and Megamean: Hey, it's not MY fault.

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Oct 11th 2011 at 9:41pm
NOW!
Everyone ready your weapons!

Megamean: Bring the flames of the sun, crashing down to earth, Volcarona.
Reallyrude: The flaming winged death in the region of Kanto, Charizard!
Megamean: STOP COPYING ME!
Reallyrude: I'M the copycat? Charizard was created like 15 years before Volcarona! Who's REALLY the copy in that scenario?
Megamean: Shut up Meg.

Meganice: I'll make your suffering as short as I can. *Meganice has one of Fire Emblem: Radiant Dwan's Wishblade lances equppied in each hand, and uses the scrolls to learn Aether (Path of Radiance Aether, not the nerfed Radiant Dawn Aether), Adept, and Vantage.

Supersweet: I'd rather fight someone else, like that pig Leon. Eat THIS! Bahamut! *Has all manner of all types of summons, and can work Dark and Light magic- like child Rydia. But that doesn't mean she looks like child Rydia- she wears adult Rydia's clothes, but looks like Japanese supermodel Miyabi Isshiki (seriously, google image search her, she is HOT!)*

Now to deal with everyone individually.

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Oct 11th 2011 at 10:27pm
For AuraX
*Reallyrude explots AuraX's weakness by offering a bottle of his favorite booze*

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Oct 11th 2011 at 10:31pm
For Epicness
*Supersweet casts Team Protect, Shell, Haste, and Curaja, increasing our and Epicness' defense, resistance, and speed and healing us*

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Oct 11th 2011 at 10:35pm
For The Sake of Everyone's Survival
*Meganice departs to investigate what serialcomicreader is up to and why he only shows up periodically to alter events*

Meganice to self: Watching over the comic from a hidden location, interfering at certain points and gaining power from the chaos people are creating. Who does he think he is, Lavos?!

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Oct 12th 2011 at 12:14am
Just Noticed:
The comic hasn't updated in 9 months. It's a boy!

Posted by Tyler (Guest) on Wed Oct 12th 2011 at 7:25pm
and just to randomly jump into this battle(i have no idea whats going on in it)i summon the rare mighty platypus kraken...the mammalian kraken of land and sea

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Oct 13th 2011 at 11:30am
Megamean seems to be in some sort of trance, thinking that he is talking to someone judging my the mass of comments one after another. Fortunately, I know how to deal with such simple illusions. *Wipes megamean's trance away*

Oh, and I don't like alcohol. That is a common misconception, that I get drunk due to alcohol.

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Oct 14th 2011 at 3:58pm
@AuraX
Then why were you drunk when you set me on fire?

*AuraX's Awaken had no effect!*

@Tyler Supersweet summons Ramuh! Ramuh uses Thunderstorm!

Posted by Tyler (Guest) on Fri Oct 14th 2011 at 7:29pm
@Megamean09 platypus kraken uses dodge.pulls of ramuhs beard "your not Santa".
summons Santa claws.Santa uses slash, then he uses dig

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Sat Oct 15th 2011 at 2:34am
to megamean09(and everyone else i guess)
(enters dimension)no i am not lavos...but i did manage to duplicate him(he is my one of my co-workers so he let me borrow a bit of his DNA)improve him(i added a smell of fresh mint... this improves most things)and summon him right here...IN THE COMMENT WARS(or whatever bizzare role playing game you are playing here)MWAHAHAGAHAHAHATEEHEHEHEBWAHAHAHAHAHAHARAHAHAHAHAHAHANYAHAHAHAHACOUGHCOUGH(exits dimension while laughing,leaves lavos with fresh mint smell behind)

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat Oct 15th 2011 at 3:09am
We may not have the Chrono Cross to destroy him permanently, (admittedly I never played Chrono Cross DX) but we can still stop him for now! *Meganice returns to dimension with a falling jump attack on Lavos, shattering it's shell (It wouldv'e also shattered his Wishblades, had they not been blessed by Yune.*

Meganice: You know the fight, fellow Chrono Trigger players! Now we go inside and confront its core! *Meganice, Reallyrude and Supsweet go in for Lavos' core. Megamean stays behind to confront the platypus kraken and Santa.*

Proprs to you Tyler for comparing Ramuh to santa, but Santa can't zap you with lightning. Nor will I need him too. I've got to finish up here and rendevous with the others inside Lavos. I'll have to finish this quick. *communicated to gangers using telepathy we possess since we are one and the same* Supersweet, lend me your summoning powers for a moment! *unsheathes Zapakutò* BAN-KAI! Concealing Volcarona! *Tremendous fire spews forth, engulfing the field in a blanket of flames* For you, Santa, escape is futile! *Way of Binding number 63: Winding Binding Chains!*
Santa: You dare attack me? I'm going to shove coal so far down your throat you'll be coughing up diamonds!

Heatra! *summons Ifrit*

Ifrit: Hellfire! *Ifrit's fire attack get a giant field advantage due to the flames from my Bankai*

Santa: Ho ho holy Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

Posted by RJDAPIMP (Guest) on Sat Oct 15th 2011 at 6:56pm
summons covanet super carrier and it gallses rahmah in the balls then he weas stuned as 30,000 seraph flew out of the sky and bombarted him with high impacts shots on him and then blows off his head
then. then all seraphs aimed at megamean

Posted by Tyler (Guest) on Sat Oct 15th 2011 at 7:12pm
i happen to have mega mushroom(much stronger then the ones mario use)*throws them at the seraphs.i dont need to give them to my kraken because as i said hes very rare,but you didn't know that he infact hales from planet vegeta and the moon is out. he is know part kraken part platypus and part great ape.great kratypuss uses Kamehameha through his beak.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun Oct 16th 2011 at 2:45am
Go ahead seraphs!
Try me!

*the seraphs fly right for me, straight through the dancing dragon flames. When next they are seen, they are roast birds, falling down right out of the sky*

Megamean: Oh gang, feeding time! *teenage me and my Gangers descend upon and devour the roast seraphs like a Swarm of Locusts!*

Reallyrude: But what are we gonna do about that kamehameha?

*When all of a sudden Doctor Octagonapus shows up* Doctor Octagonapus BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

*Doctor Octagonapus' shot engulfs and cancels out the kamehameha, blowing up Tyler's... monstrosity's head.*

Meganice: *scratches head in confusion* Well, that solved itself.

Posted by Tyler (Guest) on Sun Oct 16th 2011 at 5:37pm
i know have 3 adult great kratypuss(the last one was a baby).how?you ask.i used my time machine flew to vegeta and found a heard up north of the planet.and came back to this day.spent three years as a slave though and had a hard time leaving as my ship was broken,but eventually i fixed it only to discover my time machine was broken beund repair, spent a few years there but eventually i found the fountain of youth and waited around there untill i was my age before i left just in time for it to be right know.it wasnt easy hiding the kratypuss's from the locals either. i also have shadows shoes making it appear as though i never went to my time machine or came here from the fountain of youth.any ways my kratypuss stomps doctor octagonapus to death.

Posted by RJ (Guest) on Sun Oct 16th 2011 at 5:42pm
first off seraphs are metal space crafts from halo. so they shoot mega mean and bumbard him with high velocity plasma rounds and then suicide bomb him to ensure victory and in all that comotion the covenant super carier glasses him and then a psycopathic panda runs out of no were and mauls him

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun Oct 16th 2011 at 6:33pm
Correction:
The serpahs WERE metal spacecraft from Halo-before Volcarona's flame turned them into roast bird. How is it possible to turn spacecraft into birds? Because shut up.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun Oct 16th 2011 at 6:36pm
And if we're time traveling and whatnot here
*Hops into Tyler's time machine and pops in 12 thousand copies of Doctor Octagonapus, all of which BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH the platypus-things to death and then BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH each other dead.*

Posted by epicness on Sun Oct 16th 2011 at 9:38pm
@Megamean
Me:LEEROY JENKINS!*I jump with a Vague Katti AND a Tomahawk and stabs AuraX*
Darkness:Typical Ness*has a Verrine speel book in hand then waves and in air then darkness envolopes ShadowX*
Leon:*Has a Three Wishes Keyblade*Prepare for your demise!
Epicnia:I summon Zoroark!Master of illusions!
Awesomeness:Ahh...umm....uhhh...what powers do i have?...I screw it*Mighty morphing Power Rangers theme starts then Awesomeness becomes...Megazord?*


P.S I didnt know you like FE!

Posted by Evil guy 64 (Guest) on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 1:42pm
Megaman Legends 3 has been canceled. AND STILL NO NEW COMIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Evil guy 64 (Guest) on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 1:49pm
I am now going to read the whole comic all over again and when I come back hopefully there will be an upate!!!

Posted by Chibi-Sama (Guest) on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 5:06pm
I'm back! AND OH SHNAP! *Blasts anvil at Megazord* *Whistles* Hi Little Bo Peep, Mary, and Little Miss Muffit. *Three Wargs stand next to me*

Everyone: Hahahahaha!!! What are three little wargs gonna do?

Me: Girls.

*Wargs transform into THREE TRILLION wargs*

Me: Ha! Allons-y!!!!!

Posted by Takai (Guest) on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 5:12pm
Ummm... Sis? What are you doing?

Chibi-Sama: Huh? Oh I'm bout to have some fun. Why do you ask?

Me: Because you represent life. You're never this malevolent.

Chibi-Sama: Hey! I'll bring them back to life afterwards. Gosh. You act like your older than me. Anyways do you wanna join me?

Me: Sure Chibi.

*Wargs go through and kill everyone else after an extremely long battle. Chibi snaps fingers and brings everyone back to life. Everyone goes back to fighting.*

Chibi-Sama: Ugh. Oh well girls? You can go back now.

*Wargs turn back to three*

Posted by Tyler (Guest) on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 5:47pm
so what your saying is theres no one on your team right know because they all killed each other. well i summon dark magician and he attacks your life points directly

Posted by RJ (Guest) on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 6:07pm
I summon ghost from modern warfare 2 then I summon 25 enemies he kills all 25 enimies then he calls in a tactical nuke
then the I summon a fall out shelter then I summon 32 hunters from halo and 100 elites 200 spartans from halo 300 grunts and a slip space drive and they all run into fall out shelter. ps. tyhey are all heritics so they are not enimies.

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 7:12pm
Foul!
Megamean: My field is not empty! Me and my gangers are still plenty! BTW, whatever happened to- *Dark Paladin from several months ago uses Shooting Star Bow Ceal and direct attcks Tyler*- oh, there you are. Now, let's get Tyler into the penalty box for cheating. Don't bother trying to escape Tyler, you'll be stuck in there for three days.

Meganice: That's a lot of Halo warriors But they're nothing special. *Meganice goes Ike on the Halo fighters, healing himself with Aether faster than his foes can damage him.*

Supersweet: Oh, that Leon think's he's so cool, does he? *using Omnicast augment, casts Haste on whole team except Leon*

Reallyrude: You're lucky you're in that penalty box, Tyler. Otherwise you'd be mine. *looks at the far-away-from-Reallyrude Rj* Now how are we gonna get to him before he summons anything else? *My evil twin, Megamean90, returns from his own universe which Epicness had previously banished him too and Kamehamehas Rj*

Megamean90: Damn it, you're not Epicness! Where is that jerk?! I think I'll send HIM to another dimension!

Megamean (hasn't noticed Megamean90 had returned): Oh! Chibi-sama, you mean Chibi Dialga?

Posted by epicness on Mon Oct 17th 2011 at 8:35pm
@Chibi-sama:*The anvil blast did not harm Megazord but it hit his eye so i got blind for a moment i tripped,crushing Takai,Chibi and the three wargs*

Takai,Chibi and the three wargs:Owwww.....

@Megamean: OHDEARLORDIE

@Meganice:Save some for me!*Puts on Spartan armor then joins Covenant-slaughter*

@Supersweet:Actually,thats my fault in the dialogue,Leon isnt that arrogant,he'd say something like ''Lets see whats better,real combat or summoning''

@Megamean90:Uh ohh...

Megamean90:Give me one good reason why i shouldnt have m y revenge.

Me:We're on the same team AND i was made before you.

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Oct 18th 2011 at 1:15am
Megamean90: So?! *Fires portal gun*

Posted by Tyler (Guest) on Tue Oct 18th 2011 at 3:21pm
how did i cheat?and who are all these people megamean90,meganice,etc.like i said i just randomly jumped in.think someone could put me up to date.im not reading all of that

Posted by epicness on Tue Oct 18th 2011 at 3:39pm
Me:OHCRAP*ducks then the portal shot bounces off a mirror(Talk about lucky)and sends Megamean90 back to his dimension*

Megemean:*in echo voice*Damn you Epicnesssssss........-tink-

Me:Sad,he would've become something great like a Ninja or a Black mage...which reminds me,I SUMMON THE GUARDIAM OF SPEAR PILLAR!MASTER OF AURA!LUCARIO!

Lucario:*Makes a badass appearance by landing from the sky and crushing the ground beneath him*

Me:Now to get myself a way to become a Dark Knight!

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Oct 19th 2011 at 3:52am
@epicness
*hands fire crystal*

Posted by Chib-Sama (Guest) on Wed Oct 19th 2011 at 1:59pm
GRRRRRRRRRR
*Lifts anvil off of us* For that... *Makes Megazord have quick amd peaceful death* *Takai looks at me* Alright *Snaps fingeres and makes Megazord come back to life.*

Takai: Now...

*Takai snaps fingers and Megazord has slow and painful death*

Me: Takai... Bring Megazord back to life... NOW. And keep him that way.

Takai: Fine.

*Takai snaps fingers and brings Megazord back to life*

Posted by Uinxguy (Guest) on Wed Oct 19th 2011 at 4:13pm
um what
Not only did Tyler pull the biggest peace of power-gaming shit i have ever seen out of his ass it hurts my eyes to read his posts. that said I am totally going to start selling metools again.

*sets up shop in one of his old bunkers and begins selling metools*

Posted by epicness on Wed Oct 19th 2011 at 4:33pm
@CS and Takai:You two*Grabs Megamean90's Portal gun and shoots them too another dimensions which restrain there powers*are godmods.

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Oct 19th 2011 at 8:35pm
@Uinxguy
I'll take four! I'll could use their hats for me and my gangers. You ever seen Mario vs. Sonic vs. Mega Man? Those hard hats are HARD hats.

Posted by epicness on Wed Oct 19th 2011 at 8:45pm
@Uinxguy

I'k take 20 and a arm-sized Hard hat to use it as a shield.

Posted by Chibi-Sama (Guest) on Thu Oct 20th 2011 at 4:56pm
WE AREN'T GODMODS!!!!
Me: WE ARE GODS!!!!!! WE ARE ALL-POWERFUL! Besides the dimensions due weaken are powers. Good thing that I have my own portal gun. Personally given to me by Chell. Don't believe me. Go back to the earlier comments of this mess. I was still known as Ichigo 28 then.

Takai: Chibi. Technically we aren't gods. We're the personifications of time. Remember?

Me: BE QUIET TAKAI!!!!! I'M THE LEADER I'LL SAY WHAT WE'RE CALLED!!!! We're the personifications of time.

Posted by epicness on Thu Oct 20th 2011 at 6:59pm
@CS Yes you were Ichigo 28 before and you have been more friendlier...

Now*Sends both Chibi and Takai to a dimensional cage where no weapons or powers or anything to help or get them out*

Posted by 8-bitSilverSnake on Sat Oct 22nd 2011 at 8:59am
*sigh* I think everyone's left, Ness. Don't you have anything better to be doing? Like your homework for instance?

Posted by pat15 on Sat Oct 22nd 2011 at 11:15am
Woah, deja-vu

Posted by epicness on Sat Oct 22nd 2011 at 12:42pm
@8-bitSilverSnake:But its a Saturday!

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat Oct 22nd 2011 at 7:39pm
@Silversnake
What epic said! *directs the flames around the area into the sand around you (remember, this is all taking place on a beach) trapping you in a glass sculpture*

@pat15 *traps him in a time loop where he loses his memory and relives the same feeling of deja vu*

Pat15: deja vu. Wait, I think I already experienced this exact deja vu. I'm getting deja vu about deja vu! *the time warp causes him to add another layer of deja vu, and then another, until he goes mad*

Meganice: Dejaception!

Reallyrude: Shut up meg(a).

*Megamean90 frees Chibi and takal when epic is FAR away*

Megamean90: I bet you wanna get back at epic, don't you? Why don't we join forces?

Posted by epicness on Sat Oct 22nd 2011 at 11:09pm
Me:My Comment-suger high-newb-aura-senses have activated!*Flys to wherever MM90,CS and Takai is*

Me:Oh yay...Three against one,how fair(sarcasm)

MM90:Time to have revenge.

Takai:I just want peace.

CS:THIS IS FOR LANDING ON US.

Me:Why are you evil MM90!You could've been on the good side where you always win and have more firepower.

MM90:I HATE FRIENDS!!!*shoots flame from a flamethrower as hot as a Volcarona*

Me:*Dodges Matrix style*You leave me no choice then...*Lucario appears then uses Aura Sphere which overpowers the flamethrower then arms self with a shot gun and a energy sword*Charge!

MM90:Uh oh...

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun Oct 23rd 2011 at 3:03am
*CS rewinds time around epic for MM90*

epic: Charge!

*by this point, MM90 is already behind epic, where he shoots the flamethrower at point-blank range.*

Posted by epicness on Sun Oct 23rd 2011 at 12:00pm
Me:Ow.....i guess to defeat something i cant even hit is to.

Screw.Logic.*then suddenly uncountible numbers of clones of me appear out of nowhere then i have the ability to move at the impossible speed of l-no,i move faster then time by manipulation of dark matter and gravity*

CS:I wish i could do more then time manipulation...

Me:*then i go Chuck Norris on CS and MM90*

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Oct 23rd 2011 at 4:22pm
Wow, it's been a lot of comments since I was last here.

So was someone asking me why I was drunk?

Posted by epicness on Sun Oct 23rd 2011 at 6:32pm
Me:Ahh AuraX!I was looking for you*rolls back to dodge an attack*Where were you?And you dropped this*hands AuraX wheel machine gun*

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon Oct 24th 2011 at 1:06pm
*Megamean09 scores a direct hit on Megamean90* *Megamean09 and gangers appear in front of Megamean90*

Megamean09: It's time to put an end to you. I will stop you and protect my friends-and my wife.

(Far away, hidden) Lisa: How did he-

Megamean09: It's ok baby, you can come out of hiding.

Lisa: So you knew.

Megamean09: Yes, you were worried about me so you came here to make sure I was safe.

Lisa: Well baby, I can't let you get hurt!

Megamean09: Then we'll stop him together. But promise me this: If it gets too dangerous, I want you to abandon me and save yourself.

Lisa: But I can't just-

Megamean09: JUST DO THIS FOR ME!

Lisa: *understanding I am concerned, not mad* Okay hubby.

Megamean09: Now let's stop this evil counterpart once and for all.

*The fight begins. Supersweet, bearing an Omnicast augment, casts a group haste. Megamean90's attack rips her dress off for a moment. My eyes turn to her for a moment (remember, Supersweet looks not like me, but like Japanese supermodel Miyabi Isshiki)*

Lisa: Why are you checking out another woman right in front of me >.<

Megamean09: Baby, that's not another woman, that's ME. Female me. I'm not ogling another woman, I'm looking at myself naked.

Lisa: -_-

*As Supersweet gets a spare dress on, Lisa closes the gap to Megamean90 and fires Double Bow. Megamean90 is knocked back, then jumps to attack Lisa from above. I rush to protet her, but Meganice stops him dead by impaling him through the chest with a Wishblade after jumping directly at him. Megamean90 falls to the floor*

Megamean90: *coughs blood* Ack!

Megamean09: So it's come to this.

Megamean90: You're going to kill me, aren't you?

Megamean09: Forgive me. I had always known that you weren't evil. It was merely our destiny as opposites to fight until one of us dies and the other can live their life.

Megamean90: But... how can you defeat me? I'm stronger than you. I spent every waking moment in training. I would train until my muscles ripped, then resume the moment the casts came off. I have lived for the sole purpose of getting to defeat you and live.

Megamean09: That is true. Your power is many times that of mine. However, I have something you do not.

Megamean90: What?

Megamean09: Friends. You trained yourself endlessly, but you thought you could do it all alone. While you became a being of incredible power, I made peace with my gangers and fell in love. *Looks to Lisa, who hugs his arm happily, then returns attention to the dying "evil" twin.*

Megamean90: You mean, if I had made friends, and found comrades who would support me, I would have been able to win?

Megamean09: Of course. If someone of your strength had found and fought alongside comrades, we would never have won. I guess that difference in our personalities is why I won.

Megamean90: Yes... You are an honorable man.

Megamean09: Your time is nearly here. Your breaths grow shorter, and your blood loss continues.

Megamean90: *coughs up more blood*

Megamean09: My friend, farewell. *cuts his head off to end his suffering in his last moments*

Posted by epicness on Mon Oct 24th 2011 at 3:59pm
-My gangers come-

Awesomeness and Epicnia:Is everone alright?

Megamean09:Yeah,we're alright...

Awesomeness:Awww.. man i missed the showdown...

Epicnia:*Whacks head*BAKA!This is serious!Someone could've died.

Awesomeness:Owowowow i ok!Ok!I get it...

Leon:Why is there a lady and a severed head in here?


Me:Guys!Its not over yet!*Points to CS and Takai*

Posted by Fraud (Guest) on Mon Oct 24th 2011 at 10:50pm
this is pretty depressing

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Oct 25th 2011 at 1:49am
Supersweet: Oooooh! *walks up to Epicnia* What's your name, cutie?

Posted by epicness on Tue Oct 25th 2011 at 6:07pm
Epicnia:Its Get lost*whacks SS with a falcon-bat*Now get lost.

SS:Ooohhhh,feisty,i like

Me:Wait,isnt SS a girl?0_0

Awesomeness:Oh dear god...

Me:And isnt MM09 only 17?And what does Lisa look like?And who is she?I NEED A FLASHBACK DAMNIT.

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Oct 26th 2011 at 2:34am
@epicness
Supersweet: You talk too much. *attempts to summon Chocobo to kick you and shut you up, but botches it up and summons an Unfezant that starts pecking at you*

Reallyrude: It looks like someone's in for- *puts on sunglasses* - an unfezant surprise.

Meganice: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Posted by epicness on Wed Oct 26th 2011 at 5:17pm
Me:Get out here Boldore*Boldore comes out*Hmmm...Rock blast or Rock tomb?Eh,Rock tomb*Super effective...16X???(well because that the whole ceiling is the comments,ALL of the comments fall on SS really hard*No really,anwser my question you homosexual magic summoning pig hater ganger model...of Megamean09(i mean really,Leon had matured EXTREMELY,like Riku from KH mature!)*

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Oct 27th 2011 at 1:57am
*Megamean helps Supersweet up and out... when Lisa's not looking.*

Supersweet: If you already know I'm a woman, why'd you ask the question? Pft, men.

Megamean, Meganice, Reallyrude: HEY!

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Fri Oct 28th 2011 at 6:58am
Dear gods, it's like a fight of the schitzophrenics in here.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Fri Oct 28th 2011 at 4:57pm
AuraXia: So if SS is lesbian for Epicnia, does that mean that MegaMean is gay for Epicness?

AuraX: Oh, don't you DARE go yaoi fangirl on me!

AuraXia: Not a damn fangirl. I like STAIRCASES more than Yaoi. STAIRCASES.

ShadowX: I went down a staircase once. a big stone tunnel that went down and down and down, and ended in Daleks. Whoever built it had no decorating sense at all.

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Oct 28th 2011 at 9:35pm
@AuraX
Lisa: Ahem! *done to remind that Megamean has a woman*

@Tialpoy

Megamean: This isn't a fight of schizophrencs. The goblins say I'm fine, so I MUST be fine. Yes, Megamean has been a good boy.
@Auraxia:

Supersweet: What about you, cutie? Do you have someone?

Posted by epicness on Sat Oct 29th 2011 at 1:28am
@SS:I ask that because that i knew that you were a girl but WHY ARE YOU LESBIAN!?!?

SS:Cus i want to.

Me:You su-WHY THE F*** ARE YOU WEARING SUCH A SHORT SKIRT!?!?!

@Aurax:*Hands wheel machine gun*

@AuraXia:Wait what?

@ShadowX:SWEET JESUS YOU SAID A PHRASE WITHOUT AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

@Lisa:I hope you're kind because i need a flashback.

@Megamean:I hope so,we're on the same team as co-leaders.

@SS:Um SS,shes a tomboy,shes more into metools and violence.

Epicnia:*remembers*

-flashback-

Epicnia:Stop punching me!

AuraXia:But i need a punching bag!And hold still!

Epicnia:*gets punch in the stomach then pukes on AuraXia*

AuraXia:AH!Thats it!*Punches harder*

Epicnia:T_T

-Another flashback*

Epicnia:HELP ME!Shes dragging me into here cave!

SS:Aww come little sweetie,it wont be bad...

Xenial:Nah,your problem,go find someone else how cares.

Epicnia:T_T

-ends-

Epicnia:I don't even no whos scarier...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Oct 29th 2011 at 9:38am
AuraX: Thanks for dream-sharing, Ness.

AuraXia: @SS
If I answer you, will you go away?

Posted by Chibi-Sama (Guest) on Sat Oct 29th 2011 at 11:08am
*Blinks* I think I'm going to end my suffering and turn you all into children and ship you off to boarding school. *Looks down to ground and sees cricket*

Me: Oh. Hi Cricket. Who are you?

Cricket: I'm your conscience.

*Stares at cricket. Smashes cricket with foot* *Grins evilly and turns everyone into little children* Hasta La Vista, Babies. *Sends everyone to boarding school. Me and Takai get taken along because we look young* Me: NOOOOO! My fail safe plan to secure the beach... FAILED!!!!

Takai: You know I could have given them all agonizing deaths, right?

Me: What is up with you and death?

Oh well... Hi everyone!

*Everyone beats me up* Owwwww That wasn't very nice.

Posted by epicness on Sat Oct 29th 2011 at 6:12pm
Time to pull my secret weapon.
@AuraX No really i really gave your wheel machine gun or whatever it is back.

@AuraXia How about some Lesbian-girls-hitting-on-you repellent!Its only costs 1.99!

@CS I think AuraXia would like going to school AND becoming a kid AND being away from her metools...

AuraXia:*Bloodshed eyes*

CS:Crap...

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sat Oct 29th 2011 at 7:41pm
AuraXia: METOOL HATER: LOCATED. INITIATING PROGRAM: CLEANSE EARTH OF ALL LIFE.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sat Oct 29th 2011 at 9:29pm
*turns everyone back into normal ages because shut up*

Supersweet: what is it with you AuraXia? Have you never even THOUGHT about being with another woman?

Posted by epicness on Sat Oct 29th 2011 at 11:50pm
@AuraXia:Nonono,we all love metools,its that metool-hating Dialga who said metools suck that hates metools.

@SS Shes a tomboy...

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 2:21am
@epicness
Supersweet: Just my type!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 6:03am
AuraXia: *Whacks ness with lightning trident* There can be lesbian tomboys, you know. And I don't have a sexuality.

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 10:42am
@AuraXia
Supersweet: You-you mean you don't like me?

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 11:17am
AuraXia: Not even if romance were canon.

Posted by epicness on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 12:03pm
@AuraXia:*dodges the lightning trident which hits RaXua*

RaXua:AHHHHH!!!!WHY ME!?!?!?

@SS You're only a friend to us >_>

Posted by Draven22 on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 2:16pm
*falls out of a t.v.* hey whats going on and who can i hurt!?

Posted by Megamean09 on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 2:32pm
@Draven22
Megamean: Hurt this. *directs a fraction of the field's flame towards Draven*

Supersweet: *approaches Lisa* What about you?

Lisa: *sends flying* I'M MARRIED YOU IDIOT!

Supersweet: B-but I don't wanna be alone! *cries*

Megamean: Great going baby, you made me cry.

Lisa: But she's not yo-

Megamean: Now I believe you owe me an apology.

Lisa: What the-

Megamean09: And a french kiss. Go on, apologize and make out with female me.

All men in the room: *horny face*

Lisa: NO!

All men in the room: Buzzkill.

Posted by Draven22 on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 2:51pm
HOlY CRAP THE FIELDS ON FIRE! UMM I GOT IT! *PULLS GUN TO HEAD* BUFU!

Posted by epicness on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 5:31pm
@Megamean:MASTER!I know you better then that! And i though we're on a beach?

@Lisa Here*gives her an escape pod*You'l need it

@Draven:DRAVEN!!!

Posted by Draven22 on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 7:58pm
@epicness: don't worry i just froze the flames...BUFU=ice

@Megamean09: anything else you want to try?

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Sun Oct 30th 2011 at 10:57pm
What is this. I dont even.

Portals a bunch of bullets into a the battle arena and wins the Game.

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon Oct 31st 2011 at 2:38am
*wade screws up the portalage and fires the bullets into his own back*

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Mon Oct 31st 2011 at 4:15am
Heals from bullet and shots more through self into arena.

Posted by Draven22 on Mon Oct 31st 2011 at 9:09am
*pulls out tarot card* hmm i've just grabbed a horrible card and you want to know what it is? *Crushes Card* its your doom! ZIO!
*lighting strikes everything*

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon Oct 31st 2011 at 1:20pm
Well if you're a lightning man, eat this! Gomu Gomu No... Gatling Gun!

Posted by Draven22 on Mon Oct 31st 2011 at 1:26pm
*pulls out another tarot card* hmm..this will work!*crushes card* GARU!
*wind knocks gatiling gun out of megamean09's hand*

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 2:18am
Someone's never seen One Piece.

Posted by Draven22 on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 5:21am
don't tell me... its part of your arm isn't it

Posted by epicness on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 12:19pm
@Both of you:Cant you two fight with Final fantasy powers?I want to see which of my masters are better!

@Megamean You didnt replied to my comment

@Draven I miss your KH and FF seld now...

Posted by Draven22 on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 12:55pm
@epicness: ok *pulls out greatsword* i'mma take him down!

@Megamean09: * summons bahamut* your going down!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 4:00pm
AuraXia: That's it guys, you just keep fighting, giving me enough kinetic energy to be turned into electrical energy to be channeled and amplified thorough my lightning trident....

Posted by ZeroTornado on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 4:06pm
*pulls out Oathkeeper"
Guess who's back!

Posted by Draven22 on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 4:25pm
great more people *throws a lance at AuraX* and as for zero... *calls forth chaos ripper* I'M FULL OF SURPISES!

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 4:52pm
@Draven
*Meganice used Jump! Supersweet summons Arceus that uses Protect! Megamean and Reallyrude fly away using Reisei. Megaflare avoided*

Meganice (now hovering overhead): Now, eat thi-

Supersweet: WAAAAAIT! *everyone stops fighting, looking confused. SS walks up to Draven* Can it be? Is there really a man this beautiful? I am the luckiest girl on earth! *glomps Draven, burying his head in her breasts* What do you say, beautiful? Why don't you be my hubby? *sexy wink*

@epic We are. Most of the sand has turned into smooth glass by now.

Posted by Draven22 on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 5:01pm
uhhh i don't even know you SS... hold on *throws chaos ripper at the hoverboard* well talk later.

Posted by TeamSonicPrez on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 7:18pm
@Megamean: *throws grenade at SS*
*everything blows up*
Hehe. . .

Posted by epicness on Tue Nov 1st 2011 at 8:45pm
YAY!Two more people to make this place more crazy!And SS is finaly straight?

@Megamean:Then where did the field came from,wait,why i'm i asking stupid logic questions?

@SS I brought him here, deserve a something...

@AuraXia:*cancels kinetic energy flow*No more kinetic energy for you...

@ZeroTornado:You came here for the 4th time i think*hits ZT with a golf stick*FORE!!!

@Draven22:Dont you mean ''*throw a lance at AURAXIA*''?

@Megamean:Then where did the field came from,wait,why i'm i asking stupid logic questions?

@TSP:Theres a Mephiles plushy over there*points to cage that NOTING can break out*In there.

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Nov 2nd 2011 at 3:00am
Supersweet: (I've gotta find a way to get that guy to fall for me. Huh, but this is my first time trying to seduce a man. I wonder if he'd like... THAT.)

@epic

Megamean: Didn't Hero of Comedy decide that in like, March?

@TeamSonicPrez *blows up grenade with Spiritual Pressure without even turning to face it*

Reallyrude: You'll have to be way faster than that.

Supersweet: (Now's my chance, now that the fighting's slowed down a bit.) Oh Masteeeeeer! *is wearing french maid outift, winks at Draven* I made you a sandwich! (Men like sandwiches right? They have to, everytime a woman is in a chat room they always tell her to go make them one. Sandwiches must be like crack to men.) Why don't you have a bite? ;)

Posted by Tialpoy (Guest) on Wed Nov 2nd 2011 at 4:09am
Your all fools, while you all have been fighting amongst yourselves, I have been in contact with the MOTHER OF ALL EVIL DRAGONS, and have made a pact with her, TO END YOU ALL!

ARISE TIAMAT DESTROY THEM ALL! (A five headed Dragon rises out of gigantic crack in the earth, each head is breathing out a different thing, Blue=Lightening, Green=Acid, White=Ice, Red=Fire, and Black=Plague like diseases[Think, Ebola, HIV, The Black Plague, things like that.])

hahahahahahhahahah, Fear that all.

Posted by Draven22 on Wed Nov 2nd 2011 at 9:07am
sorry supersweet, i prefer chicken.

*faces Tiamat* hmmmmmm.... *pulls out ragnarok* BRING IT!
*charges forward*

Posted by phantoka (Guest) on Wed Nov 2nd 2011 at 12:52pm
TROLLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Wed Nov 2nd 2011 at 7:58pm
Sees you all. Uses the power of the Green Sun to become Lord English and goes back in time to stop you from being born.

Posted by Draven22 on Wed Nov 2nd 2011 at 8:05pm
*reaches thru time* gotcha wade *pulls wade back through time*

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Nov 3rd 2011 at 1:04am
@Draven

SS: Fine, chicken, just EAT IT ALREADY >:( I mean, uh, please eat it master? ;P

Megamean: Don't do it man. I've seen her use that wink on women all too much. That's her I-put-roofies-in-this wink.

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Thu Nov 3rd 2011 at 1:57am
Pulls out a Drill Core.

GIGA DRILL BREAK

Loots your bodies.

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Nov 3rd 2011 at 2:15am
@Wade
We're not Fat Chocobos.

Posted by Wade (Guest) on Thu Nov 3rd 2011 at 3:53pm
@Megamean09
True. But you have all those awesome weapons that I can add to my collection.

Posted by Draven22 on Thu Nov 3rd 2011 at 5:48pm
*sent flying by tiamat* HEY we can kill each other later but how bout we kill tiamat first!

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Nov 3rd 2011 at 8:37pm
@Draven22
Megamean:Oh that's easy! *REXBOLT! Strikes Tiamat with the ultimate thunder magic. Triple damage dealt to Tiamat since it is a dragon.*

Posted by epicness on Thu Nov 3rd 2011 at 8:45pm
GO DOUBLE BOW!*Shoots multiple arrows at Tiamat*Oh yeah,Draven you have to make a ganger,a female clone,a male clone,a nobody and an alternate-self,but they can be anywat you want,make one of them a white mage atleast...

Posted by Draven22 on Fri Nov 4th 2011 at 9:23am
*puts away ragnarok and pulls out two dragon lances* this will make this fight so much easier.

@epic ok but one quick question... what is a ganger?
@megamean: thanks for the cover!
*charges forward again*
MIGHTY GUARD!

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Nov 4th 2011 at 2:41pm
@Draven22
Doppelgangers.

Posted by Draven22 on Fri Nov 4th 2011 at 3:13pm
so i have to make a doppleganger, a male clone, a female clone, a nobody, and an alternate-self...hold on *throws lance a tiamat* i might have some trouble...

Posted by serialcomicreader (Guest) on Fri Nov 4th 2011 at 4:04pm
(enters dimension)one of my co-workers (on the chaos bussiness)asked me to give him directions to a truly chaotic dimension...ah,he just came hello Loki(exits dimension)

Posted by epicness on Sun Nov 6th 2011 at 6:00pm
Hello?Any commenters?AuraXia if you dare scare me again i will steal your Mets and sell them all!

Posted by BattleStarX on Sun Nov 6th 2011 at 8:35pm
And you're all still at it. I pity Ryan the day he returns, to find his latest comic page unable to be loaded because of all the comments.

By the way, this one here is #1161, for those keeping score.

Posted by epicness on Sun Nov 6th 2011 at 9:31pm
BattleStarX?Is that you?You look different...

Who thats in your avitar?

Posted by Megamean09 on Mon Nov 7th 2011 at 3:39am
@epicness
a cat thing apparently.

Posted by BattleStarX on Mon Nov 7th 2011 at 9:11am
A Felyne from the Monster Hunter series wearing Acorn Mail.

No, I'm goin' all nya because of the Puss-in-Boots movie. I just like my little felyne friends... When they're not blowing me up with bombs. Then I kick 'em.

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Tue Nov 8th 2011 at 11:33am
AuraXia: ... eh, whatever. *Throws trident at Ness*

AuraX: Why did you do that?!?!

AuraXia: Why not?

Posted by epicness on Tue Nov 8th 2011 at 5:43pm
Me:*ducks and trident hits a bomb and destroys AuraXia's Met collection*

Posted by Deflector (Guest) on Tue Nov 8th 2011 at 7:38pm
Epic! hilariuos!
Well it looks like the war goes a long way! but lets sit down and watch.......OUCH!!! what is this? a chao?

o no its Ryan MC!!!!! answer me answer me RRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!! (Snake wakes up coronel its watchin him, coronel:another nigthmare snake? Snake:YES THIS ONE SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!!)

Posted by Megamean09 on Tue Nov 8th 2011 at 10:45pm
@Deflector
So THAT'S what happened to Ryan!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Wed Nov 9th 2011 at 5:01pm
AuraXia: WHAT did you just call them?

AuraX: Oh no...

AuraXia: Did you just call my mets a COLLECTION???!?!

Ness: Well... yeah.

AuraXia: AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THEY'RE PART OF MY FREAKING FAMILY! *Destroys all video games and godmod weapons Ness has*





*Also destroys barney*

Posted by epicness on Wed Nov 9th 2011 at 9:01pm
@AuraXia:Sorry ^_^'.Rephrase:

*ducks and trident hits a bomb and destroys AuraXia's Met family*

Posted by Megamean09 on Wed Nov 9th 2011 at 11:39pm
@AuraXia
Supersweet: *channels inner woman* Oh no you di-in't! They're a collection, BITCH. *Double-kills AuraXia's Met COLLECTION*

Posted by Deflector (Guest) on Thu Nov 10th 2011 at 10:24am
Ouch!
Gets hit in the head by a loose met!
Ouch! its super effective!
Deflector faints.......
Deflector wakes and takes hes stronger weapon out The NULIFICATOR!! and aims to AuraXia´s head and Epicness Head both aimed at the same time! ¨shoots¨ both shots are Supreme effective both lose 100,000,000,000,000,000 points of hp,stamina,speed,strength,intelligence,
and mana.Both targets fainted.
godmod weapons get wiped out! and super powers lost!
both opponents are nuliffied!

Posted by AuraX (Guest) on Thu Nov 10th 2011 at 2:44pm
AuraXia: @Supersweet
I will destroy you!
(To demonstrate the power of the daleks)

AuraX: How come you're making more comments than me?

AuraXia: They blew up my met family!

AuraX: Oh yeah. I'll go get the kanoka launchers and the squid launchers then, shall I?

AuraXia: Make it quick.

Epicness: That's what she sai-

AuraXia: *Grabs him* You are going to feel a sensation worse than any pain you have experienced before, will experience, or are experiencing right now.

Posted by epicness on Thu Nov 10th 2011 at 3:46pm
@SS Umm... they're a family..

@AuraX GO AURAX!DEFEAT THEM WITH YOUR DALEK LASERS AND YOUR WHEEL MACHINE GUN!!!!

@AuraXia 1)You technically detroyed your own family 2) I'm not that memaholic >_>

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Nov 10th 2011 at 11:13pm
Megamean: Look Supersweet, it's obvious you're not getting anywhere with human women-or that guy that looks like a woman. We need to try something else. *transforms Supersweet into a horse-person. She falls in love with Sarah Jessica Parker and they live happily ever after... Although that just means Sarah Jessica Parker is here at the fight too.*

Reallyrude: (gets mean little thought) OHMIGOSH IT'S SARAH JESSICA PARKER! *squeals, and runs up to her* Oh, it's such an honor to meet you! I absolutely LOVED YOU in that movie, Seabiscuit! You want a carrot?

SJP: Neigh.

Epic: Hey, SS, where'd you get that pet horse?

Supersweet: *murder eyes*

Posted by Megamean09 on Thu Nov 10th 2011 at 11:17pm
Meganice: A Dalek army, eh? Sounds like we need some reinforcements of our own.

*uses SS's powers to create a wormhole. Bleach characters pour out*

Meganice: Eat 13 Protection Squads!

Posted by MentalKnight64 on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 4:14am
Wanders onto battlefield for no real reason.

Posted by phantoka (Guest) on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 7:51am
HA!
Informs Daleks of Flesh Doctor's location, they make chase and are shot down by the local armies I tipped off.

Posted by epicness on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 2:23pm
@Megamean:*turns back SS to human and erases EVERYTHING THAT HAPPEND IN THAT COMMENT*How do you feel love if you're a nobody.

Posted by ZeroTornado on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 5:54pm
@Epicness
*Casts Firaga*
And thats, *puts on sunglasses* How we turn up the heat!

Posted by MentalKnight64 on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 6:04pm
@ZeroTornado
*Casts Blizaga*
*Steals frozen shades* Some one needs to chill out!
No reason just wanted the shades.

Posted by Megamean09 on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 7:56pm
@MentalKnight64
*Casts Curaja on Epicness*

@epicness

Y U NO LIKE SARAH JESSICA PARKER JOKE?!

Posted by epicness on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 9:36pm
@ZeroTornado & @MentalKnight64:*casts Thundaga*You're puns arent that very attracting...

@Thanks!And I DUN KNUW!!

Posted by ZeroTornado on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 10:17pm
@MentalKnight64
*tackles to the ground and stabs leg with Oathkeeper*
And thats, *takes back frozen shades* Cuttin' it close!
Aims Oathkeeper @epicness
Let's go!

Posted by epicness on Fri Nov 11th 2011 at 10:32pm
Oh fudge!*ducks blizaga attack which hits AuraXia*

Posted by MentalKnigh