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The Fight for Light - Pt 20 - 15 Mar 2009 11:00 pm
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Posted by RyanMC on 15 Mar 2009 10:23 pm
And both Leviathan and Weil are reminded why they should keep their eyes on their opponents.

User Comments:
Posted by HiAndromon (Guest) on 15 Mar 2009 11:02 pm
HUGBEE'S
Run Away!Classic Wily!
He probably has no problem carrying Dr.Light, He'll probably run the same amount he would normally;35 feet.
I support Bass/Blaze.

Posted by Angel85 on 15 Mar 2009 11:03 pm
Hmm, I never thought Wily could drag Dr. Light around, maybe Eggman could do it, but this is a surprise.

Posted by Crusty_Kris on 15 Mar 2009 11:51 pm
robots, of coarse. Wily either used robots to carry them, or at least help him carry dr. light away.

Posted by Floo Phantom (Is too lazy to log (Guest) on 16 Mar 2009 12:02 am
WEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm an old skinny dood carrying a fat dude frozen in ice through the busy city streets. AND I'M HAVING FUN!!!

Posted by redjirachi on 16 Mar 2009 01:48 am
Poor Light.He's being insulted even without knowing it.Once Wily-Nega have Dr Light they will be able to kill him,just as Eggman-Weil can kill Tails.It seems like Nega has the upper hand but we'll figure out how he'll be important even if Light dies

Posted by Yuki Akuma (Guest) on 16 Mar 2009 03:54 am
Well, a frozen fat man should be somewhat lighter than an unfrozen fat man... humans are mostly water and solid water is lighter than liquid water...

>.>

Posted by Djoing on 16 Mar 2009 05:01 am
I think it's the parrots.

Posted by Chaotic 0 (Guest) on 16 Mar 2009 06:08 am
Well. . .

Being frozen adds water & adds a couple pounds.

Posted by BioTube on 16 Mar 2009 07:49 am
Froze water
Both y'all are wrong. Ice is less dense than water, so it floats. However, five pounds of feathers is still as heavy as five pounds of U-238.

And I'd think that Wily would be surprisingly athletic, considering all the running he does.

Posted by Corey on 16 Mar 2009 08:29 am
BioTube beat me to it.

But yeah, frozen water is less dense, but you still have the same total mass. So for the water parts you have a slightly bigger fat man with less weight concentrated in one area. Counteracting the frozen water's lower density, though, everything not water in him is going to get denser. So he's probably around the same density overall.

Before anyone asks why he doesn't explode with contracting skin and expanding insides, it's not enough of a difference to cause that.

Posted by TRwolf (Guest) on 16 Mar 2009 10:08 am
Doctor icicle
as I see it, if Light is now an ice cube, how hard would it be to push one around on the floor?

Heck, Wily is probably looking for a hill to ride him down!

Posted by Vulpis (Guest) on 16 Mar 2009 02:08 pm
Just as a thought--Light-sicle would be *somewhat* heavier than normal Light, but not majorly so. You have Light's normal mass, plus the mass of the ice 'shell' that encases him.

Posted by Slimey Jacobstien on 16 Mar 2009 04:28 pm
Yoink!

Posted by mister waffles (Guest) on 16 Mar 2009 09:29 pm
HIandromon
I know i am late but dont think im done challenging you and ANGEL85. the next comic i will update first "THIS I SWEAR"

Posted by Too lazy to log in Dallen9 (Guest) on 17 Mar 2009 10:04 am
..... ?
Where new Comic? My morning been ruined.... T.T

Posted by HiAndromon (Guest) on 17 Mar 2009 11:37 am
HUGBEE'S
Just because the Author update's regularly doesn't mean he's obligated to do so,I'm thankful he update's this great comic as often as he doe's.

Posted by BioTube on 17 Mar 2009 01:15 pm
At least once when the comic updated late, angel85 had a comment in at the usual time.

Posted by Grey_Wolf_Leader on 17 Mar 2009 01:32 pm
Classic!
If Dr. Eggman can run fast enough to stay ahead of Sonic long enough to get to his next Doomsday machine, then certainly Dr. Wily can carry a chubby frozen fat guy and run away too!
Games would be too easy if the villains didn't do stuff like this!

EDIT: @pat15 - ...Yeah, that would work too!

Posted by pat15 on 17 Mar 2009 03:20 pm
if dr. light is THAT fat wouldn't wily just roll him?

Posted by Zmanwarrior on 17 Mar 2009 11:36 pm
Missed another day?

Huh. Probably has something going on at his end. Nobody bug him about updating if you're planning to. If this is the second day in a row he's missed updating all year, then something's up, and people pestering him to update probably won't help.

Posted by pat15 on 18 Mar 2009 02:48 pm
there are two reason i can think of why he hasn't updated yet:

1: school
2: has something REALLY important to do

Posted by diablodays (Guest) on 18 Mar 2009 03:24 pm
He has a life too
well it's just 2 days no big deal

Posted by Batboyexe on 18 Mar 2009 04:08 pm
perhaps he just forgot his password.

or his computer crashed man (hehe, I made a funny).

Posted by sprite comic fanatic (Guest) on 18 Mar 2009 04:30 pm
whatever you want to think, the point remains that he's missed two days in a row. SOMETHING'S UP. it's probably on his mind already and the best thing we can do is not make him stress about it. something came up and if it keeps him from updating, it's pretty damn important.

"At this point, the best thing we can do is nothing at all."

Posted by Lazy Dallen9 (Guest) on 18 Mar 2009 06:01 pm
Worried
A daily comic poster never does this in less something important has happened....

And This will worry me if he doesn't update for a third time... And I'd be pissed if he posts after five days out that he was on Vacation and he "forgot" to inform everybody... Well you can get the picture.

Posted by jsonic872 on 18 Mar 2009 07:36 pm
Concerned
I hope he is ok...

Posted by Clifford robotnik (Guest) on 18 Mar 2009 09:03 pm
I Hope he is Ok Aswell.

Posted by 9taileddemon (Guest) on 18 Mar 2009 11:04 pm
The weird thing is not that he has not posted in two days. The weird thing is that he hasn't even commented just to say, "busy" or something like that.

Really hope he is okay. Could just be that his internet isn't working or something.

Posted by protoman zero (Guest) on 19 Mar 2009 02:49 am
well, three ways to explain this: 1, he is planning something big, 2, real life intervened, 3, he's taking a break.

Posted by Maowe on 19 Mar 2009 08:51 am
running away....
classic wily thing


Posted by AkumaTh on 19 Mar 2009 09:10 am
I hope Ryan is okay...

Three days no update and he didn't post a reason why.

Posted by Brain Boy on 19 Mar 2009 09:37 am
*insert Jeopardy think music here*

Posted by Roboshi on 19 Mar 2009 02:24 pm
My bets on a computer issue

Posted by jsonic872 on 19 Mar 2009 03:08 pm
Now I'm realy worried about him.

Posted by pat15 on 19 Mar 2009 03:37 pm
so he makes a comic everyday right? well maybe he just needed to relax and stuff or he tripped and sprained his hand and couldn't make a notice or he just lost internet connection like 9taileddemon said

Posted by Ud the Imp (Guest) on 19 Mar 2009 11:25 pm
This is the fifth day now. I'm starting to worry...

Posted by Game Over on 20 Mar 2009 12:02 am
O_O... This is worrying...

Posted by MISTER WAFFLES (Guest) on 20 Mar 2009 12:09 am
SHUTUP IDIOTS
people take breaks and vacations every now and then. i love this comic as much as the next guy. so please stop sayin stuff like hes dying

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 20 Mar 2009 02:01 am
Whats got everyone worried is he never said anything. If it was a vacation, there would of been a message, that's just the kinda guy he is. Even computer problems can be overcome long enough to send a message through usually, by say, using a friends computer or something. Really, its kinda nice that everyone is more concerned about Ryan's well being than the comic. Just hope he's alright.

Posted by Sucos (Guest) on 20 Mar 2009 08:07 am
I agree with Blue Paladin on this one. I doubt he would've just up and left without saying anything so a computer problem would probably be whats going on here. I bet he's trying to figure out whats wrong with his computer and its really nice to see people more worried about him then anything else. No one is saying he's dieing or anything, but normally if something was wrong, he'd message us. Thats why we're worried.

Posted by Shokomon (Guest) on 20 Mar 2009 10:20 am
Hopes Ryan is okay
I agree with the two posters above. This is very worrying because he has said nothing about his absense for 5 days in a row. I also remember Ryan saying that he makes several comics IN ADVANCE in case something happens. Seeing as there has been no new comic for 5 days when he should have back up comics and that there has been no news from him as to why suggests that something has happened and worst case scenario, something BAD...

Posted by Warmachine (Guest) on 20 Mar 2009 04:10 pm
Also hopes Ryan is OK
I mean, he's done a good service to a lot of people with his comics, and his comments are helpful to understanding the comic too.

Also, while I don't know him... his comments make me think that he could actually be pretty nice, so I hope nothing serious has happened to him...

That said, if/when he is OK it'll probably be nice for him to see that his fans were so concerned.

Posted by Diablodays (Guest) on 20 Mar 2009 05:11 pm
Problems
Eh he probaly had a personal problem turn up or his comics got aciidentally erased or something

Posted by pat15 on 20 Mar 2009 08:15 pm
i think he'll come back next week give or take :P

Posted by Shike on 20 Mar 2009 10:25 pm
I had no idea how integral this comic was to my daily routine until just now....

Posted by Misfit_PM (Guest) on 21 Mar 2009 12:05 am
Whether he is having problems or if it is just a break will be clear when he comes back, until then, it is pointless to discuss what could be taking him... *worrying as well*

Posted by OmegaX 5000 on 21 Mar 2009 08:25 am
I agree with Misfit. Besides, with the lack of updates, it might make the next few updates all the more better!

Posted by Guest on 21 Mar 2009 08:56 am
yea ive been reading this since it started and I hope Ryan is ok and I agree with OmegaX 5000 that this may make the next few updates better.

Posted by spark th on 21 Mar 2009 10:23 am
i do hope he's ok, *worries for ryan*

Posted by Zappa (Guest) on 21 Mar 2009 12:55 pm
My bet is that he is making some nesserry sprites for the comic.

Posted by pat15 on 21 Mar 2009 05:58 pm
even sprite MAKING doesn't take THAT long and maybe hes just thinking of what to do next i mean there are a lot of storylines at once

Posted by Roznodas (Guest) on 21 Mar 2009 07:50 pm
why doesn't someone try e-mailing him?

Posted by HiAndromon (Guest) on 21 Mar 2009 10:37 pm
......
So he missed a couple of days, I'll admit The lack of notice is a little unsettling.
But He is in no way obligated to update as frequently as he doe's, I'm sure we're very grateful for his update's; but It's not the end of the world if he take's a break.

Posted by BioTube on 22 Mar 2009 07:23 am
If he's on vacation, in all odds he simply forgot to fill up the queue. We've all done something like that.

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 22 Mar 2009 11:30 am
Let's see his reaction on how many comments he has on his comic about where is he?

Posted by Dallen9 on 22 Mar 2009 02:19 pm
..... You know.... I'd Like to know the Answer to That Question... What will his reaction be when he finds out How much people Appreciate him.

Posted by BJxp on 22 Mar 2009 04:47 pm
hey, I just thought that, none of us know this guy personally you know, the guy might have died and we are just bitching about updates.
I'm not saying he's dead, I'm not even considering it. But I just thought of the situation. what happens if a webcomic author dies, and no one THAT close to him tells the internet that he just passed away? the comic just stops updating.


anyway, I wonder what happened to him?

Posted by Psi Baka Onna (Guest) on 22 Mar 2009 05:13 pm
Personally, I think it's kinda touching that everyone's more worried about Ryan's well being rather then going round demanding a new comic. That's pretty rare.

Although I wouldn't start making wild accusations about his timely demise just yet, BJxp. Maybe if this goes on for another month or so but currently I think it's more likely that he's having connection issues and hasn't been able to get around it as of yet.

Posted by pat15 on 22 Mar 2009 07:31 pm
i wonder if he'll freak out like what dallen9 and edit master are saying XD

plus i would rather look at the brighter side of thing i mean.... maybe hes making some animation or a special comic?

Posted by Dallen9 on 22 Mar 2009 09:03 pm
that would Probably be another reason but this is By my books A mystery... Cause No author no Updates and The Author is Missing so far that we know of.... Unfortunately I think this author doesn't have at least one of his fans as a forum buddy on a forum he normally goes too and this can apply to any IM buddies too.... This though hasn't happened or the person is Letting the fans have there filtering on this matter and is waiting for us to not have desire to mob him. And Again I'm just stating a lot of ifs to prevent me from going coo coo for coco puffs on the local Village idiot who will not leave me alone. now on with the worrying and the unreasoning and Maybe Someone can Figure out how to get a hold of this guy calmly and figure out what's happening. Cause I want my daily feel joy of reading this comic back!

Posted by Game Over on 22 Mar 2009 10:00 pm
So no one knows him in RL? I'm going to prepare the worst possible... But hope for Internet problems... Now... Excuse, I got to make something I hope not use.

Posted by Crusty_Kris on 23 Mar 2009 12:19 am
...its been a week with no updates. something isn't right.

hopefully, its just like what everyone else is saying: computer problems or an unannounced vacation.

Posted by Darkmage on 23 Mar 2009 03:02 pm
Everyone just calm down.

Stop panicking cause there's no updates already.

Posted by Floo Phantom on 23 Mar 2009 03:29 pm
0.o
I hope he's not dead. Just another mammal added to history.

Seriously this is bad. I wouldn't care if he came and posted that he has quit and there will never be another 2 evil scientists again.

I just hope he's not dead or in the hospital.

Posted by pat15 on 23 Mar 2009 06:21 pm
if he does put up a comic saying there'll be no more two evil scientists i feel like it'll be just an april fools prank like many famous comics

but i think that thinking negative will get us no where

Edit @Geno Aqua: well i did since thats what i wrote

Posted by Geno Aqua (Guest) on 23 Mar 2009 06:30 pm
That's IT
hes doing an april fools and will start again on april 1st or 2nd. Any one think of this other than me?

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 23 Mar 2009 06:50 pm
8 days without an update...

That's it, start a search party.

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 23 Mar 2009 08:32 pm
I already checked half of the Milky Way Galaxy...he should come up soon...

Posted by Mister Waffles (Guest) on 23 Mar 2009 11:13 pm
THE END OF SPRITE COMICS
face it people. sprite comics are dying. so many good comics have been canceled. on the middle ground, themysticalforestzone, and so many others. ive noticed this in the last two years. lets hope ryan didnt quit or didnt die.

Posted by dark spine shadow (Guest) on 23 Mar 2009 11:27 pm
@ Mister Waffles
maybe for u they are dying, but with the popularity of 2ES, i really don't think this comic will dye anytime soon.

also, Ryan? quittin'? and without any explanation?, that doesn't seem to be his style

BTW i'm also worried 'bout Ryan, hope only his computer or his connection are dead, maybe he had a problem with the computer and all his stuff got lost or maybe someone stole it, i just don't wish he the worst

and if there's a mistake in my spellin' sorry 'bout it, i'm from central america, and i don't practice english that often

Posted by Game Over on 23 Mar 2009 11:38 pm
Urge to panic rising...no seriously...this is freaking me out... He could easily go to a libary for free Internet to tell us why he hasn't updated... God dang why doesn't anyone know him?! I'm freaking out now...

*nervous twitches*
this better not be a early aprils fool joke... That is not a cool birthday present to me...

Posted by Flamicx on 24 Mar 2009 01:37 am
@ Game Over: With everyone's luck, it IS an April Fool's joke.

Not that it could be something else, it's probably an AF joke.

Posted by WANDERINGJD on 24 Mar 2009 02:15 pm
I just hope he's alright this comics part of my daily routine and i miss it.

Posted by weeeeeee!!!!! (Guest) on 24 Mar 2009 02:36 pm
I just finished the archive... it's bin 9 day sins he updated... if you can read this, don't quit Ryan.

Posted by Gyro C (Guest) on 24 Mar 2009 03:42 pm
Anyone considered the fact that he's making more comics to get even more ahead of schedule?

Posted by Floo Phantom on 24 Mar 2009 03:51 pm
Okay.
If he goes a month or two without ANY contact I will assume he's dead.

The comic wouldn't have to die.someone just needs to make volume to and continue the comic without ryan.

In a month or two.

*Worries*

Posted by pat15 on 24 Mar 2009 04:01 pm
i'm just going to wait until april fools' day if he doesn't post by then.... THEN i will be worried >.>

Posted by Vulpis (Guest) on 24 Mar 2009 05:15 pm
We've considered that, Gyro C--the thing is, given Ryan's past record, if he was going to take a break like this he'd have *said* something about it. He's effectively dropped off the planet at the moment, which is why people are worrying.

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 24 Mar 2009 06:06 pm
He's not in this Galaxy...to Alternate Dimensions!
*poof*

RYAN?

*poof*

RYAAN?

*poof*

RYAAAAAAAAANNN?

*poof*

Ryan?

Wait, that's just a grey Chao.

*poof*

RYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!

Dang, he's not in the Milky Way, nor the 5 Alternate Dimensions I just checked! I'm not giving up yet!

Posted by Dallen9 on 24 Mar 2009 06:10 pm
April Fools?
You know I forgot about April fools... But is he that desperate to go so far as to wait half a mouth to pull one joke..... I think that's the worst and best one anyone has come up with in the past week! of Course I've seen eviler ones... The best was one giving a fake movie trailer that's said to be a real movie soon... eh anyone who has such nerve and willingness to pull such jokes are geniuses and utter morons at the same time. Of course this is my opinion... and I've listed a lot of sprite comics that have died in the past three years and I believe it's due to the ending of Bob and George but again My opinion. and if you know nothing Of BnG then your a newbie at the sprite comic thing. any who I'll be back to see if One of my favorite comics has even bothered with updating yet again tomorrow... TTFN Ta Ta For Now!

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 24 Mar 2009 07:57 pm
@ Edit master: I forgot to tell you, if you see a gray chao, capchure it because it is Ryan. Glad a told you before you started searching other dimensions. (Chaos have the abillity to telaport to other places when someone startles them, like poofing away)

Posted by Diablodays on 24 Mar 2009 08:16 pm
Aw man.........
Hmmmmmm......... everybody seems to believe that it's a april fool's joke or something bad happened to him

Posted by pat15 on 24 Mar 2009 08:36 pm
@diablodays we also said that maybe he has more important thing to do i mean he could be doing worse in school or something >.>

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 24 Mar 2009 09:13 pm
To Brian
Dang! I just missed him then.

*pulls out Chao bait*

NOW I've got him...

Posted by pat15 on 24 Mar 2009 09:15 pm
the way to trap someone is with over-complicated mechanisms edit master not chao bait >.>

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 24 Mar 2009 09:32 pm
...and look at where Wile E. Coyote is, pat.

Posted by Game Over on 24 Mar 2009 10:03 pm
Poor Coyote... I need to find that rock he's under... Maybe I'll find Ryan?

Posted by Sake Ninja (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 02:27 am
Worryings is alright, but panic is stupid. It's what the dark hordes of the English Beer Knights want! DO NOT GIVE IN! FOR THE RICE WINE!

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 03:12 am
Its not really a wine you know. Its made from a grain, so its actually a kind of beer.

BTW, has anyone tried Email? Ya never know...

Posted by Namm_killazilla on 25 Mar 2009 07:44 am
Whoa. Over 90 comments about Ryan missing.

There's been, like, 50 before, but this is incredible.

Posted by pat15 on 25 Mar 2009 09:37 am
well Namm_killazilla when a daily comic suddenly stops with the author not saying anything most probably people would worry for him or her

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 25 Mar 2009 02:35 pm
Man I really hope he's alright. I'm sure Ryan is everything will turn out alright ^,,^

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 02:38 pm
GOTCHA!!!!
Wait...this is just some ordinary Chao!

Chao: Chao! Chao!

What's that? You'll take me to your leader?

Chao: *nods*

If this "Leader" isn't Chaos from Sonic Adventure, that could mean one thing...lead the way, Chao!

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 25 Mar 2009 05:39 pm
*See's Editmaster following a chao. Then looks left to see a conveniently placed bucket of fried chicken and disides to take a break from searching for Ryan*

Posted by pat15 on 25 Mar 2009 06:12 pm
hmmmmmm i know what i'll use! *searches through closet* ryanmc radar.... nope, magic genie.... nope, ooh a box a stick and this conveniently placed cookie

Posted by Game Over on 25 Mar 2009 07:52 pm
*lifts Coyotes rock.*

Have you seen Ryan?

*sign* who?

* drops rock back on Coyote.*

*sign* Ow....

Posted by Sean (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 08:12 pm
It could be that Ryan is making a GIANT comic for the next update. Or maybe an animated one. Wouldn't that be something? Or he could be dead.

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 25 Mar 2009 08:18 pm
*Is hanging by his ankle over that same bucket of fried chicken, still trying to get the chicken inside the bucket*

Stupid booby trap, keeping me away from 11 herbs and spices. Hay, you. Yah you, grayish looking chao, can you hand me that bucket? Wait! Don't leave!

(The gray chao has fled)

*Mumbles, then goes back to trying to get the chicken*

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 08:26 pm
The Search for Ryan Continues!
eDiT: Hey um, Chao, are we almost there?

Chao: Chao!

eDiT: Okay, then!

(Wait, since when could I understand Chao?)

*gets tossed into chamber*

eDiT: HEY!!! What's the big idea?

Chao: You will not get our master, human.

eDiT: You can TALK!?

*The chao leaves*

eDiT: WAIT! Don't leave! Brian! Game Over! HEEEELP!!!!!

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 25 Mar 2009 08:49 pm
I don't know what to do...* is hanging by the same tree but this time, they moved it to the chamber, 10 feet to the left of Editmaster* They got me, Gameover, we're done, finished, no chance...


Can you hand me that bucket?*Points to chicken*
(This is some evil chao organisation.)

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 09:28 pm
Trapped...
Alright you filthy creatures! I demand answers! Where is RyanMC!?

*Shoe'd*

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 25 Mar 2009 09:56 pm
*Missing a shoe* Hand me the bucket of chicken. Please...

*Shoe'd in face, falls, picks up chicken, grins like idiot, eats.*

Posted by Puffball (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 09:57 pm
I have sent an email two days ago and I've yet to receive a reply. This is very troubling, since it's so out of the blue :/

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 25 Mar 2009 11:05 pm
So...anyone seen Game Over?

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 25 Mar 2009 11:43 pm
No but I cannot leave the search party down! Viango will try to help! ...is captured by the chao as well... "Sup?"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 26 Mar 2009 12:03 am
Not much, Ryan's still missing, and I have a 12 piece bucket. Wait what's that?

*Points to a faint outline of a chao wearing a crown, witch does the tumb across the neck A faint outline of chaos 3 approaches slowly*

(I feel like this could be a comic series by it's self. Just change Ryan to a rare gem to avoid unwanted flames from fans of Ryan's work. It could be. Just throwing that out there. Also, today is day 10, day 10)

Posted by Diablodays on 26 Mar 2009 12:19 am
It feels so weird to not see two evil scientists updated.........

Posted by Game Over on 26 Mar 2009 01:59 am
Huh? A cry for help? I'll help!

*rock falls from sky and lands... On me*

YEOOOOOOOW! Who did that?!

*A green Chao walks by*

Chao: no one finds our master!!

Ow... But why a rock?

Chao: Does it hurt?

Yes!!

Chao: that's why.

... You're a mean Chao

Chao: thank you.

...when could I speak and underst-OWWW second rock....


Posted by weeeeeee!!!!! (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 07:11 am
sory brian, but today is day 11

Posted by Shokomon (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 09:02 am
Is scared for Ryan
I hope he hasn't fallen ill... :( I know!!! We should all work together to make 1000 paper cranes so we can wish for Ryan to come back, preferably healthy and uninjured. *starts the crane making* Does anyone know what other sites Ryan works on? Like Deviantart or a forum?

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 26 Mar 2009 09:35 am
@weeeeeee!!!!! Yah, on the 26, I'm talking about the 25...

Posted by Misfit_PM (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 09:37 am
Ryan?....

helloooooooooooooo

We miss you.....

Where'd you go?

Posted by BattleStarX on 26 Mar 2009 11:14 am
So he's still AWOL, ne? Ah well, he's probably just havin' technical problems, those sorts of things happen (I'm experiencing a lot, lately.) It's definitely NOT the end of the world, that's supposed to be 2012...

I kinda feel sorry for Ryan, when he get's back, his next comic is gonna be filled with posts askin' him what happened and if he's all right. Well, here's to patience, we'll probably get a SWEET comic on his return.

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 11:35 am
Oh yeah agreed with most of battlestarx's stuff except the 2012 stuff thats just bull and we all know it :D 'back into being captured you!'
"but i like being outside..."
Chao "No freedom for you!"
Lokik "Can I haz cheezeburger than?"
'Chao beats him unconscious and throws him back in'

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 02:14 pm
Looonleeeeeeyyyyyyyy.....

I'm so loooooonleeeeyyyyyy.....

Hey wait, why am I standing around here for? I'm eDiT mAsTeR!!!

...whatever that's supposed to do to help me...

Posted by Typhoon the Fox (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 03:44 pm
EVERYONE WORRIED ABOUT RYAN, READ THIS COMMENT!!
Hey, everyone, listen!


I THINK I know why he hasn't updated, now this is just a guess, so I may be wrong.


Whay holiday is comming up in the US?


APRIL FOOLS YOU IDIOTS!

Posted by Namm_killazilla on 26 Mar 2009 04:50 pm
Ryan's Canadian, I think. (What? You say that April Fools is in Canada, too? Well... shut up!)

And besides, we've already theorized that. 10 days? Would that really be appropriate for April Fools?

(This is Comment 118.)

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 26 Mar 2009 06:15 pm
(Contenueing from were I left off)

*Chaos Jumps into the center of the chamber*

Chao King: You won't make it out alive.*Hands Chaos a Chaos Emerald, Chaos is now Chaos 4*

When could I understand Chao. Did you hear what that chao...
*Beat up by Chaos 4*

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 06:41 pm
''Eeee! Flee for your life!''
'Starts to scoot away from Chaos 4 since he's bound up now trying to drag brian in his teeth but not doing so well'

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 26 Mar 2009 06:51 pm
What?

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 07:00 pm
I was attempting to drag your beaten body away from Chaos 4 but i am currently tied with ropes atm so I am dragging you with my teeth like a worm and its failing

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 07:22 pm
The Savior!
Fear not, my friends! I have escaped the prison and-HOLY SHIT!!!

*Chaos 4 beats the crap outta me*

I will never give up! It's time I used my alternate Guest account...Jetstream!

Posted by Jetstream (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 07:23 pm
HA HA! I'm no longer eDiT mAsTeR...I am the one and only Jetstream!

*Gets beaten up by Chaos 4 anyway*

Posted by Game Over on 26 Mar 2009 07:31 pm
Rocks... Hurt... Spine... Badly...

Chao: Hmm rocks bore me now...

*Rocks vanish*

How did you do th- OWWW POINTY CACTI!!

Chao: Much better.

Help...

Posted by Jetstream (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 07:48 pm
CHAAAAARGE!!!!!!!!!!
*Trips and wipes out on the floor*

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 07:53 pm
'drops brian to speak'
"Quick someone get a vacuum that can stand up to water! Then we'll have the chaos emeralds!"
'Grabs Brian in his teeth again'
'Scoot scoot scoot'
"Dun notish ma dun motish ma dun motish ma" (Cause brians in his mouth so hes mumbiling)

Posted by pat15 on 26 Mar 2009 08:12 pm
@ typhoon the fox i already wrote that a long time ago

*gives jetsteam an extra life*
you'll need this

Posted by Jetstream (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 09:02 pm
*Springs to Life*
Time to take care of....

OH LORD.

*Perfect Chaos staring at my face*

Quick! Someone use the power of the Chaos Emeralds! Brian, you do it! You have Amy's DNA...that's close enough to Sonic!

Posted by just some guy (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 09:02 pm
i know hes missed this many days but i wouldnt worry to much. whether he quite without explanation or hes doing an april fools joke, just think of the funny and not the murlocs

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 09:33 pm
Or Just some guy entertain yourself on the forums with a random story and I've gotta say I loved it

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 26 Mar 2009 10:22 pm
*Uses Chaos Emeralds* Time to die...

*Kills Chaos in a way only described has the final boss battle in sonic advencher~ 1, but then runs out of ring 100,000,003 feet in air, lands in puddle, the puddle turns into Chaos 0 which he traps in a pot and boils on a conveniently placed stove*

That's all we had to do! Unbeliveable. *Picks up the bucket of chicken, door out opens*

(The ~ is a Spelling error I'm too lazy to correct)

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 10:36 pm
"Huzzah! We're free!"
'starts to walk outside then looks up'
"Why does the moon look like eggman?"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 26 Mar 2009 10:51 pm
@$#&, I thoght~ we were done...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 11:01 pm
We can be if you want I was just trying to keep everyone ammused while we wait

Posted by HiAndromon (Guest) on 26 Mar 2009 11:08 pm
HUGBEE'S
This will keep the mob's distracted.
on youtube.com watch.
Red Vs Blue-
TFS DBZ abridged series-
Deadpool PSA-
YuGiOh abridged series.

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 11:12 pm
http://www.yugiohtheabridgedseries.com/ for the YGTAS go there instead since youtube removes em from time to time might as well go to the source

Posted by Shadron on 26 Mar 2009 11:15 pm
The Moon.....
looks up at the moon and removes dark shades "yeah....... that is probably not a good sing"

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 11:22 pm
Yeah I think the Chao's took over the Space Station from SA2 we should probably do something about that

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 26 Mar 2009 11:30 pm
Yah, probably, if we had the Chaos Emeralds or a rocket ship.

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 11:34 pm
How about a few sets of Heavily Modified Ride Armors that can go into space?

Posted by Game Over on 26 Mar 2009 11:47 pm
Huh... The cacti and chao left... Wait... It cant be night already...Oh... Shit...that ain't good...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 26 Mar 2009 11:50 pm
Why what's wrong with the night? Is it the vampires?

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 12:25 am
The Chao don't drink.....WINE!

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 12:36 am
Nah the chao are party animals why do you think they have pots and such on their heads all the time? ><

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:01 am
i have an old cybertroian ship we could use in slight disrepair........ by old i mean 90 million years old, by slight disrepair i mean..... we need to clear cut the rain forest that crew over top of it, and the search lgihts don't work, nether do the long range navigation systems, auto piolt, weapons sytems, lfie suport, in half the ship, and air conditioning in the other half, BUT I HAVE A SHIP..... ohh and the internal lights are mostly burned out so we might need to wait for day break.... tho the haul is still reinforced and structurally sound and most importantly vampire, were wolf and zombie proof"

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:03 am
I am intirgued by this my friend but I think that the Heabily Reinforced Space Armor's would suit us better since we would all have additional attack power behind us oh and good for the wolf part I can cover the vampire and zombie part since I am the love child of a female Vile from Megaman X and Django from Boktai >< I refuse to say Django and Vile had sex and Vile was male just because Django is that cool lol

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:12 am
my only concern with the ride suits is.... can they withstand reentry? if yes i will take one in silver and I'll need one that can accommodate my alternate form.... mostly....... can it survive re-entry? (nice, personally i am a transformer, my vehicle form is a Nissan R7 sky line, I'm Autobot by allegiance but mercenary by trade, I'll work for any one if the price is right (even Deciptcons) or i have a personal stake in it

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:14 am
Space armor it is then, and to answer your question, we'll probably highjack an escapepod for re-entry...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:15 am
It should if not well we can just reinforce them even more while up there, there is a bit of metal it should work out :D. We'll test someone's first then I'll just have to piggy back with someone

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:15 am
So we need 4 suits then 1 for me, Brian, Shadron and Game over correct?

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:18 am
sounds right to me

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:21 am
Yup, sounds good...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:21 am
Alright then I'll bring 5 then i doubt you guys exactly want to share one with me to double check on re-entry ><

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:24 am
Just highjack an escape-pod on the ark...

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:27 am
if you make mine to accommodate my vehicle mode and we REALLY screw up on reentry you can all ride down in me i seat 5, but we could squeeze in probably a few more if we had to, i have a trunk after all... but if any one gets sick on my upholstery you will clean until your organic body fails you from exhaustion!

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:29 am
OH CRAP!!!!! *Evil Warehog approachs the location we're at, attacks me*

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:29 am
i don't think I'll fit in one of those escape pods there kind of small... i could probably carry them around if i wanted to actual... or use one as an over sized soccer ball

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:31 am
trys to grab the were hedgehog in one hand and brain the hedgehog in the other

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:36 am
I think I'm filled with ether bad luck or stupidity for writing that warehog. Somebody get a silver bullet.

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:38 am
I've got something better Brian pulls out the Gun Del Sol "Taiyoh!" stuns warehog quick into the rides to stop the chao's if they destory earth we can't find ryan!... and well die

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:40 am
*Isn't moving, doesn't even look like he's breathing.*

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:43 am
I hope that its the warehog that isn't moving and not you brian

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 01:43 am
And, now for something, completely different.

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:45 am
*Still isn't moving, the warehog has flead~*

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:51 am
Quick to the ark! While it may have cannon's we have to remember it was for Maria's health as well! Grabs Brian and runs to his ship
"Everyone else coming?''

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:51 am
picks up brain and pokes him then scans for vitals "i think i might have broken him when i tried to grab him..... heh..... um..... sorry?"

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:53 am
"It's alright Shad we can make him better, faster, stronger, more able to stand up to the Chao"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 01:56 am
Brian's subconscious mind: I heard that...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 01:57 am
"Well it's a good thing I mean it's not like I actually was any help against the Chao now was I?"

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 02:03 am
*looks down at lokik* i don't trust you with medical equipment...... some how i think you know less about how organic body's work then i do..." *opens up chest compartment and carefully places brian in a chair before closing his chest back up* "organics need air right?"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 02:05 am
Brian's subconscious mind: Ok then, let's go...*grabs a subconscious bucket of chicken*

(Since when could they hear some of my thoughts...)
P.S. Yes, they do.

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 02:05 am
That is correct and a valid point indeed Shad but I am only part organaic my mother was full Reploid and my father was human... it makes no sense to myself as well
(Our brain lengths are part if not all robot so we can pick up humans frequencies but I get a headache from trying to listen)

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 02:14 am
Brian's subconscious mind: Oh. So what's your theory on why we can understand the chao.

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 02:15 am
grabs 2 small ride suits one back up and one for brain and places them in the chest compartment then starts to put on his own giant ride suit "i seriously hope this thing works for re-entry, since I'm out of null-G cushion last time i had to land on a planet without out form orbit i was in stasis lock long enough for my ship to crash and a rain forest to grow over it

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 02:18 am
"well i have a universal translator so as long as it IS a language i can understand it"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 02:18 am
B'sSM: I think we forgot Editmaster/Jetstream...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 02:21 am
Oh drat well they can catch up the fortunate thing is we only took 2 and there's 3 still there let'shope that warehog doesn;t take one...I jinxed it didn;t i? (ah night guys ill continue on tomorrow)

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 02:24 am
B'sSM: Yah, I'm going to get some sleep, wait...

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 02:28 am
(same night)

Posted by leo_dragon_knight (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 04:53 am
I love how this things turned into a chat room. >.>

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 05:27 am
Got a better idea? :P

Posted by Namm_killazilla on 27 Mar 2009 07:26 am
Comment 183...

This is spammy now...

Posted by ShadowRobn on 27 Mar 2009 11:56 am
O_o
TOO....MANY....COMMENTS...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 12:23 pm
I would say on the contrary not enough comments! We must enterain everyone that check's for updates that way they don't get angry... though I DO doubt that most people would do that to Ryan at least

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 01:38 pm
I'll probably keep checking every day for a good 6 months before i give up

Posted by Jetstream (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 02:13 pm
Dear Fellow Smackjeevers,
I've been kidnapped by ninjas. They want me to send you this message for you to find me. Luckily, they said you guys must be at their base before Ryan updates

Please save me!!!

eDiT/Jetstream

P.S. The base is at the "ON HIATUS" Comic at Mega Girl.

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 02:36 pm
Nah it's cozy here maybe if you send us a link I'll come rescue you ><

Posted by Diablodays on 27 Mar 2009 02:39 pm
lol I wonder how many comments a comic can hold....

Posted by prometheus (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 02:44 pm
You are all brave, brave people for distracting everyone. GOOD JOB SO FAR!

@Diablodays about infinite

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 04:08 pm
floating in space aimlessly looking around "so..... which of these things up here is this arc we need to go to? the big rock with the built in cannon right?"

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 04:24 pm
"Correct and then we should be able to restore Brian as well. Let's just hope they don't notice us first"

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 04:36 pm
"space is big, were comparatively small, and if we keep the speed down on approach well look like space debris or metroites, odds are they won't see us and if they do they will dismiss us" fires thrusters for a few seconds and drifts towards arc on a course directly for a loading bay "besides there Choa, how dangerous can they be?"

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 04:56 pm
'Lazers fire past them'
"Well if you hadn't said that not to dangerous but now they're angry"

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 05:02 pm
"i'm all a quiver with fear, it's only laser fire, maybe a few missiles alter when they get serous, all this means is now we get to charge em and do things the fun way" *grabs lokik and throws him as hard and fast as his servos will allow at an airlock*

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 05:12 pm
"Wheeeeee!" he says as he's thrown through their
"True I'd better pull out my Sol De Vice and sword then sunlight probably won't hurt them to much"

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 05:24 pm
"i REALLY hope you made sure this ride suit could accommodate my other form if not this is going to be a hell of a bad idea" charges at the loading bay doors with his thrusters burning at maximum power arms crossed in front of him until he is just about there then eh thrusters cut out and Shad transforms into his vehicle mode (potentially tearing and destroying his ride suit in the process, if not he looks like a car with an armored suit over top (discretion of armored car form to fallow if the ride suit is intact GM's desertion)

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 05:30 pm
(Well just say it fused with you to give you even more power how bout that?)

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 05:41 pm
Brian's Internal~ Microchip(Yes i have a microchip in my brain)

Bone repair complete,
Protein levels normal,
Heart failling,
Restart heart within one hour or whole body will fail...

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 05:47 pm
the car slams threw the loading bay door, tires skidding as it turns to stop at a 45 degree angel, a silver car in shape, the hood, roof, and sides cover in a segmented armor with small ventilation holes that blew out a purple mist that had silvery blue sparkles, the wheels were concealed behind circular armor plates, only the very bottom of the tires actual was exposed, the windows were no longer transparent as with the armored glass covering of the armor in front they were now ad ark blue, inside you could just barely make you the form of a hedgehog siting in the drivers side seat, the armor meshed so fluidly with the form that there were no visible handholds outside the exhalation ports the purple mist came from, the seems of the segments so minor it was like giant scales "alright, now, let's get this party started, battle mode" the armor plates shifted along the trunk section shifted as a missal launcher turret popped up and swiveled around, the armor on the doors retracted to the sides and the door's metal moved upwards as large side crash panels opened out, a sparking with an electrical charge, two small ports opened on the rear level with the tires at approximately ware the gas cover for the tank was located

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 05:51 pm
(my avatar character is based on a transformer character i made for a d20 transformers modual i made, modal still in alpha testing, and was shelved to work on bleach modual currently in beta test)

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 05:56 pm
B'sIM: Warning, Fourty-Five Mins. to body failure...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 05:58 pm
(Nice shad sounds pretty cool alright im off for now going out on the town and ill try to find Ryan while I'm at it : D)

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 06:04 pm
(character name blues, level 5, equipment: 1 ion rifle available only in siege mode (robot mode; ion weapons only effect robotic and cyborg opponents, 2 sonic distributes limited arc in vehicle mode, each weapon can fire in ether at opponents ether on the left side or right side of the vehicle not in front or behind, 2 side crash panels built into doors with electrician charge, not accessible in siege mode, weapons limited to side ramming attacks; 1 1 rotating missal turret can fire in all 4 arcs; additional equipment clock grants invisibility, advanced holo projector, and smoke generator (total cost of all equipment 40,000xp aprox)

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 06:04 pm
B'sSM:*Eating subconsucious bucket of chicken when he hear's the 37 Min. Warnning, has subconsucious freakout.*

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 06:10 pm
"ok first stop, medcial reaserch wing" * a dailog apeprs on shades winsheidl insdie teh car
>hacking local networks and downloading maps
>maps downloaded
>course set for medical research wing
"let's roll" shad then spins his tires in space before taking off out of the loading bay doors ether opening in advance for him he makes his way threw the cargo halls to a supply elevator up to the medical section

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 06:47 pm
*Wakes up in medcial wing* What the, we in the ark? Eh, to the weapons storage.

B'sIM: Warning Viris found,
Delllllettteinnng vvvvviiiiiirrrrrriiiiiisssss. *Microchip has fried*

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 06:48 pm
after the elevator reached the intended level shad pulls out and begins driving around then after about 4 minutes he realizes something incredibly important that is a major flaw in his plan "ohhh cram..... right i'm to BIG to fit into any of the halls i need to go down to get to the rooms to treat brian "slag i'm to large to fit down any of those halls and my holo emters range is only 500 meters.....but these walls are shielded so.... maybe 10 tops"

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 06:50 pm
"ohh good your awake now, you can treat yourself, that chip in your brain said something about a heat failure, once you take care of that I'll drive you to the armory"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 06:56 pm
I feel fine, to the armory... *Scraches at spot were the chip was*

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 07:06 pm
*Mircochip back online, somehow, not the same...*

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 07:15 pm
"armory right" *the map on the inside of the windshield changes and a new path is traced in a green line to a room labeled armory and symbolized with a big ray gun, shad then turns turns around in the wide cargo hall and heads back to the elevator "thankfully i CAN get to that room they store tanks and combat droids in there"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 07:18 pm
I heard that there's plasma meshine~ guns in there. I'm hearing howling in my head ever since I woke up...

Posted by pat15 on 27 Mar 2009 07:44 pm
Ryan if you ever get to read this....
CONGRATULATIONS YOU GOT 500 FANS XD

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 07:49 pm
Dinna' worry Brian, I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a gal who knows a thing who knows a guy who can fix that chip right up.....What was his name again.

Posted by Namm_killazilla on 27 Mar 2009 08:46 pm
This makes Comment 216...

We should submit this to the world record book.

Posted by Shadron on 27 Mar 2009 09:16 pm
once the elevator stops shad races down the halls preforming 90 degree turns at 100 km/h+ before entering the armory ware he preforms a 360 to come to a stop and opens the driver side door to allow brain out "howling? hmm might be a headache or something, not sure, my audo receptors arn't picking anything up" scans the room and whistels "wow...... you organics have some NICE weapons up here kinda small and underpowered but if we up scaled some of them they'd be real nice....... the tanks for instance are great as is, one or two shots from them would probably drop most cybertroians"

Posted by Dark Clone on 27 Mar 2009 09:26 pm
Wow, I wonder what Ryan's reaction would be when he sees this. I mean, if this was one of MY comics, I would've died from shock!

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 27 Mar 2009 09:41 pm
*Grabs 2 Plasma Meshine~ Guns, 7 granads~, and a bucket of chicken.* Finally, I got my equipment back

Posted by TiloXofXTanto on 27 Mar 2009 10:00 pm
I hereby declare
221!! Fear it!!!


No really, I'm scared.

Posted by EdIt MasTEr (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 10:05 pm
mhahahaha
it is i a poorly but evil clone of edit master and im the evil lord of the chao conspiricy mhahahahaha what do you have to say about that fools.... i give you 2 days from now to surrender and suck my balls ( well no thats just plain gross ) and i wont kill you . (rips off angry video game nerd) i am the domination of the internet MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *hears nogstalgia critic screaming *. see thats how badass i am (bad pun on the character badass no offense ) i will win =)

Posted by copafire on 27 Mar 2009 10:07 pm
@ Everyone
when ryan gets back, he'll get back and explain so remain calm, no need to worry

Posted by EdIt MasTEr (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 10:15 pm
@ COPAFIRE
you shut the fuck up im trying to be evil here and i will take over this comic MUAHAHAHAHA

Posted by EdIt MasTEr (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 10:19 pm
umm by the way
this comic was posted march 15 so if you think its an april fools joke i doubt it and if it is well thats just mean 15 days without 2ES

Posted by EdIt MasTEr (Guest) on 27 Mar 2009 10:26 pm
wait i have an idea
i will go cheack chrono crossover ...... nope not there to mega girl ....... nope not there where is he !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... oh wait ya thats right i killed him to take over the comic ok time to get serious what happen to him i must know

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 27 Mar 2009 11:00 pm
Falls in from the armory elevator convinentaly "wheee no gravity!"

Posted by Shadron on 28 Mar 2009 12:06 am
"Primus bless the invention of magnetic grim traction tires and magnaboot's" transforms to robot mode, ride armor converting back to original armor form then walks over to the large scale weapons made to be mounted on vehicles "what do we have? ion cannons? nice but useless on organics, plasma turrets? potential but there choa that seems like over kill, sonic and cryo cannons for crowed control? already got the sonic weapons and personally...... they fired at me... need something big, lethal but won't tear the station apart around me......" walks threw the weapons vehicle armor slowly taking stalk of what there is, eventually returning to the others with a seres of bombs strapped across his chest like grenades, and a ripped off tank plasma turret wired into his side and held with one arm, a helicopters Gatling gun held in the other, a large drum of ammo attached to his forearm
"ok i think this should do, let's go slag some choa"

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 28 Mar 2009 12:35 am
"Alright you should probably find some way to stun them only then don't want PETA on us"
he grabs a rope and taser along with some cloaking gear
"Now to become the 4Kids version of the spy from TF2 where I kill no one" he grins

Posted by Shadron on 28 Mar 2009 12:57 am
stops dead in his tracks "wait...... non lethal force? but...... but.... theres so many big lethal weapons here.... i mean.... come on THEY SHOT AT US WITH INTENT TO KILL!! why can't i return the favor?"

Posted by Malroth (Guest) on 28 Mar 2009 01:06 am
What really happened
Col. Mustard, In the library with the pipe wrench

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 28 Mar 2009 02:05 am
Personaly, I shoot to kill, no matter what. *Loads Plasma Machine Guns.*

Posted by Shadron on 28 Mar 2009 02:37 am
"i like you brain you have style, we shoot to kill, we give them one warning, in the form of a kill shot, if the other choa are smart they will surrender the moment they see us, if not..... well i hear choa meet is a delicacy in some places, let's just not tell cream, chaos, or takaila about this"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 28 Mar 2009 02:54 am
So after this war with the chao organization, we sell them to a restaurant and make a fortune. Sounds great, and I found a weapon for you. *Points at a laser named "The Chao Elemenator~"*

Posted by weeeeeee!!!!! (Guest) on 28 Mar 2009 07:41 am
(is standing next to werehog, who she KOd, and the sun comes up) Its sonic! you have to help us find Ryan and stop the evil choa!

sonic: why chao's are cute and...

(chao comes up with gun and fires but mises)

sonic: oh so thats why

Posted by Guest on 28 Mar 2009 08:13 am
Role Playing?
Jeeeze...I wonder how much this page can take ._.

Posted by Namm_killazilla on 28 Mar 2009 09:10 am
#236. This is weird.

Posted by Ultric Sandov on 28 Mar 2009 10:15 am
I'd like to congratulate you all. You are attempting to overtake the current most-commented comic (Sonic vs nazo: Nooooo!). I applaud all of you and use this comment as my first contribution. Now then, on with this rather comical RP.
Ultric: *rappels down from absolutely no where and kicks sonic into a random outhouse* There we go. *Turns around to deal with Chao*
Chao: *disappeared into giant tree*
Ultric: Um...ok...giant tree with little Keebler elf hole. I sense that we shouldn't trust cookies for a little while. *unholsters blaster and walks over to the tree*

Posted by Batboyexe on 28 Mar 2009 11:25 am
okey, now I'm scared.

Posted by Jetstream (Guest) on 28 Mar 2009 12:27 pm
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE MUTHA F*KIN COMMENTS ON THIS MUTHA F*KIN COMIC!!!!

lol kidding.

Now then....

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 28 Mar 2009 12:28 pm
*Changes back*
Alright, I'm back to eDiT, and...

*A Grey Chao is right in front of me*

...

EVERYONE DOGPILE RYAN!!!!!!!!

Posted by Dallen9 on 28 Mar 2009 12:58 pm
And I wonder if Ryan just wanted to See if he could acquire the most commented comic if he Just left.....

Posted by Hanzinator on 28 Mar 2009 01:18 pm
I'm creeped out now.

Posted by Shadron on 28 Mar 2009 01:51 pm
picks up the choa eliminator and carefully examines it "hmm yeah nice good weight, nice size...... and i like the name" opens up his side armor plating and takes a few cables out wiring himself up to the choa eliminator to act as the power source "ok time for war" walks out of the armory and just in time to see a number of choa gathering for an attack, many are in walker's and GUN combat exo suits "ahhh how cute they wanna be taken seriously"
random choa 1: "CHOA choa choa CHoa"
"what ever you say pip squeak" fires the choa eliminator at him, choa eliminator releases a rainbow of colors and sparkles that amaze, dazzle and stupefy the choa, then the sparkles start condensing into candy's
"your.......kidding me....... it shoots sunshine, rainbows, and LOLLIPOPS!?"

choa 1 "chOA oa oa choa-choa-ch-ch choa"
"yeah, ok your right, THAT was pointless and i can understand why you would feel insulted by my firing something as ineffective as that but well..... look at your troops"
the choa army is happily snaking on the candy and gazing at the pretty colors

shad takes this time to swich weapons throwing down one of the low yelled bombs he strapped to his chest to act as a grenade then firing a salvo of shots from the plasma turret on his right arm , then covering the hall with a hail of bullets form the Gatling gun on his right arm

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 28 Mar 2009 02:30 pm
What are you waiting for Shadron! Help me catch Ryan!

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 28 Mar 2009 02:41 pm
"Oh noez! The Chao! Chaos OVER 9000!!! Will surely come now!"
'Gets the heavy weaponry'
"Well now I'll condon heavy weaponry"
'Puts on a a Kamina from TTGL style sunglasses that are black'
"It's time to kick as and read Two Evil Scientists... and I am all out of updates for Two Evil Scientists"

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 28 Mar 2009 03:12 pm
ORE WO DARE DA TO OMOTTEYAGARUUUU!!!!!!!

Posted by jsonic872 on 28 Mar 2009 03:17 pm
I don't think he is coming back.

Posted by pat15 on 28 Mar 2009 04:50 pm
i bet he's just waiting for april 1st and if not im with you jsonic

Posted by Dark Dragon X80 on 28 Mar 2009 07:34 pm
Briiiiiiaaaan, oh Briiiiiiiaaaann. Here Brian, good boy, c'mere.
Jeez, where is he. Hope he's okay. BTW, the 5 with the fantastic adventures, get a chatbox.

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 28 Mar 2009 09:49 pm
Can't find a chatbox, so we have the adventure here. And, are you calling me?

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 28 Mar 2009 10:35 pm
Plus its more fun here Dark join in if you want but we're here :D

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 29 Mar 2009 02:03 am
Well, I'm going to kill some chao.

*Starts to shoot all chao in the area, killing 50 of them, wounding 12 of them.*

You'll never get away of taking over 2ES, not as long as we..........we...........................

*Drops Machine Guns, drops dead(in slow motion) from warehog poison(This was the virus the microchip was talking about before it fried, also explains the howling in my head)*

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 29 Mar 2009 04:28 am
For some reason I hear the song "Hide and Seek."

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 29 Mar 2009 08:27 am
I got the Grey Chao! YES!!!

*Ryan dissapears in my hands*

...shit.

Posted by Tomcat_X on 29 Mar 2009 09:34 am
Maybe Ryan has a longer Spring Break and a life? idk?
...Or computer issues.
...Or he's sick.
...Or he's making a really impressive April Fools comic that says I quit- but not rly.
...Or all of the above.

Posted by Anonymust (Guest) on 29 Mar 2009 10:40 am
If Ryan has Comcast and his internet access went out, they will take 2 weeks to send a tech out.

Posted by Loki Fenrisulf IV on 29 Mar 2009 03:06 pm
13 days...
starting ti get worried...

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 29 Mar 2009 09:13 pm
You know I hope that he doesn't update on April Fool's the day after cause of that computer virus

Posted by HiAndromon (Guest) on 29 Mar 2009 10:09 pm
If it is an April fool's joke okay, I just hope that's the case and it's not something serious.

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 30 Mar 2009 04:54 am
Two more days until April 1st. Two more days until I start filing a missing persons report.

I wonder if he, or someone he knows in RL has a Facebook or Myspace.

Posted by mister waffles (Guest) on 30 Mar 2009 09:32 am
dear god...
if this is an april fools joke i will kill ryan bring him back to life kill him again andbring him back to life to make him make mor comics........who is with me!!!!!!!!

Posted by Mysterious Stranger (Guest) on 30 Mar 2009 10:31 am
No...
Necromancey is never the answer. I'm sure he will return in due time and explain it all to you. I mean, might it even be possible he's someone posting in these comments? He could be watching and saying to himself "excellent" just biding his time... With that, I'm off to my corner of the web.

Posted by EdIt MasTEr (Guest) on 30 Mar 2009 11:35 am
17 days =#
dude this was posted on the 15th if this is an april fools day prank ill kill him i cant live without 17 days worth of comics i just hope it is a joke because he might in da hospital or something .

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 30 Mar 2009 02:17 pm
To EdIt MasTEr
You faker!

Posted by pat15 on 30 Mar 2009 06:15 pm
just two days if not in april fool's maybe he IS making more comics to update in advance if not i KNOW we'll restart worrying -_-

Posted by Eggs (Guest) on 30 Mar 2009 06:19 pm
This is kind of retarded that the page has accumulated so many fucking posts.

Seriously guys, I know you want to see more comments but to those that are still joking about his disappearance, it's old news.

He'll get back when he gets back, you have no control in the matter so let it go.

Posted by Mister Waffles (Guest) on 30 Mar 2009 06:31 pm
Eggs
Fuck you

Posted by CursedBluto on 30 Mar 2009 10:11 pm
Maybe RyanMC's just tired of having the weight of a daily comic on his shoulders. I remember hating it back last July, so I vanished for long periods of time.

Whatever the reason is, we'll find out when it happens.

Posted by Shadron on 30 Mar 2009 11:19 pm
(sorry was sick for most of the weekend, and visiting family)
hears brain stop firing and then fall "brian you ok buddy?" looks over towards brain "......ohh crap, guess not" shad steps towards brain and picks him up holding him close to his face "vitals are...... weak but not terminated.... which means something medical probably a virus, bacterium, or some other organic based weapon is affecting you..... should have gone to the med lab big guy" shad then carefully put's brian on top of his head as he fires fires his missals from over his shoulders, and lets out a full salvo of plasma cannon and Gatling gun shots killing at least 40 choa, injuring another 60 then runs down the hall in the opposite direction towards the elevator to the medical research labs "ok this time i find my way to a lab and check you out"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 30 Mar 2009 11:32 pm
Brian's spirit: Ah crap, I'm dead. I can't let shad down.

*Looks around and sees a Shadow Android Prototype, witch he possess to fight more chao to get to the medical wing of the ark, without weapons.*

Posted by Shadron on 31 Mar 2009 12:36 am
reaches medical wing and stars marching down the cargo corridor looking down the smaller hallways that lead to medical labs "need a lab that's CLOSE to here...... has to be at least one what have we got on the map any way "ultimate life form project? potential, but no, to far inside, cloning? would be nice, but takes to long and it's to far inside again, experimental cybernetics? hmm.... it's close but i doubt brain wold like to wake up with wires in his vanes, how about....... experimental bio tech gene therapy and retro virus research?....... hmm, DAMN i wish airlift were here HE'S a doctor, I'm just a battle field commander, prowl was right, i really should have done more research on organics i mean how long can they go with minamul vitals?" shad runs down the halls doping all the extra weapons he picked up and lifting brain off his head as he transforms and accelerates down the hall taking a sharp left fallowed by a right that takes him to the outer wall of the station ware he dries until eh reaches the gene therapy lab, the door is a small human sized door, shad parks in front of it and opens the passenger side door, a human matrises as the door opens, dressed in a sharp business with a long black trench coat, long white scarf and dark shades and short black hair appears, the man picks up brian and carry's him to the lab then looks around entirely lost "DAMN IT..... i have no idea what any of this stuff is or how to use most of it"

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 31 Mar 2009 01:01 am
Brian as android:*Busts in medical wing, looks around, sees no one is here*

#$&@, where are they?

*Thinks, pulls out cell phone, dials 5 digits*

Phone: Your microchip is in the gene lab.

*Brian runs*

Posted by Shadowfan331 (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 03:32 am
Chill Out
He's probably just taking his time. Or he's on holiday/taking a break. For all we no he cud just be waiting to upload a hole load of comics at once. Am not saying we shouldn't worry but, just dont jump to the worst case scenario.

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 05:46 am
Is it just me, or is everyone's name in red?


Nope, its me.

Posted by Zappa (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 05:51 am
*Zombie mode*
NEED UPDATES, TASTY UPDATES.

Posted by RyanMC (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 06:15 am
OMG
Look !!! I'm Ryan and i hate updating ! even with a comic of 276 Comments !!! I'm too lazy to update the most commented comic on SJ !

*If you dont take it as a joke u are fucking noob*

Posted by Namm_killazilla on 31 Mar 2009 06:23 am
Actually, 277 comments now.

Only 33 more to 300! I think we've already BROKEN the world record!

... but we're not going to get an update. Darn it.

Posted by MesoJoe (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 08:03 am
*surfs the web for ryan* oh hey!! there you are, on youtube!!! *clicks link* oh wait, this is not........oh...my...GOD!!!! IT IS THE RICK ROLL!!!! AAARRRRRRRRGGGG!!! WHERE ARE YOU RYAN!!!!!!!!! *rick roll shock happens, goes into spasms and foams at the mouth*

Posted by mister waffles (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 09:01 am
dear lord
it is one more day till april fools. if he doesnt update i will kill Brian TH and Shadron

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 31 Mar 2009 09:16 am
Why are saying just us two, why not the other three?(And good luck, he's a robot that survived a crash 9 million years ago a I'm already dead in case you naver read the chatbox type story or whatever you want to call it.

Posted by Shadron on 31 Mar 2009 11:56 am
technically all he'd need to do is destroy my spark, dismantle me, or melt me down, ohh or force me to suffer enough damage in a short enough amount of time that it causes spark failure rather then stasis lock (gota love transformers, give em enough maintenance and their basically immortal) granted if i'm in stasis lock i am entirely helpless and at his mercy, and that of anyone else that should find me

Posted by Black Thunder 2 on 31 Mar 2009 12:02 pm
282 comments

Posted by Shadron on 31 Mar 2009 12:03 pm
goes back to brian's body and scans him again "great....... now he's totally flat lined...... organics can be like that for.... um.... i know this one, 5 minutes before brain death or brain damage becomes a guaranty.... and they solve the problem with electrical on all those medical shows" opens up chest and takes out a pair of small electrical conduits and places them near brian's skin "CLEAR" electrocutes brians poor dead body "LIVE BRIAN LIVE your like the only organic here that shares my flare for wanton destruction, mercenary interests and shot first call the survivors prisoners" scans his now twitching body again which is still flat lines "LIVE DAMN YOU" shad zaps him again increasing the voltage causing the body to twitch more and foam at the mouth

Posted by spark th on 31 Mar 2009 02:00 pm
ok, im Fu&*ing worried now
im the guy who could wait for years, but going this long with out anyword really worries me

i just realised, for all we know, ryan isn't his real name


oh and shadron, your avvie is like his old one... coincedence?

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 31 Mar 2009 02:01 pm
To meso joe i actually like being rick rolled ><. Oh and if waffles trys to so much as touch Shad or Brian, waffles unmentionables really will be unmentionable because they wont be there.Now for continuing the story.
'Lokik runs in with a batch of the colonel's secret spice blend of chicken and puts in by him so he smells it but doesn't get in shad's way, he then pulls out his gun del sol'
"Shad if you'll allow me I'd like to try something dangerous but it may be the best way to save him as well if I shoot him with the gun del sol it may eliminate the werewolf in him hopefully he's not to far gone oh plus if you want I have a chip with all the basics on it for doctoring for organics as you call us if you want it"

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 31 Mar 2009 02:02 pm
To spark yeah I think it's just coincedence shads is transformers where as Ryan's was Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann i believe

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 02:24 pm
Hey Guys!
I just found something! Is it Ryan? I dunno, we'll have to wait...on April Fools.

Posted by Shadron on 31 Mar 2009 02:52 pm
shad carefully steps back adn let's lokiki in so he can work, then bends down and examines the medi chip ".....hmm looks compatible with my circuitry...... ok... when you finish with brain, I'll go into repair mode and one of you can install the chip....";

as for 'spark th' no comment

Posted by mister waffles (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 04:07 pm
sorry
i forgot about edit master and lokik sheirwood. oh and brian i have an emerald that brings you back to life and a gun to kill you lokik sheirwood, so come get some. and shadron look behind you *pulls out a PET*
Growlman EXE. Jack in EXECUTE.

Posted by Shadron on 31 Mar 2009 04:57 pm
*shads virtual mind scape* Growlman.EXE finds himself falling threw space the first thing he see's is a giant metal planet roughly the size of Jupiter, the world is covered in gargantuan city each the size of a small country on earth, the only thing he can think is that giants are the only ones that could live in this place and not feel small, then he see's two metal moons covered in similar cites orbiting the planet, the moons are roughly the size of mars, as growl man is pulled down to the planet he sees that the sun is only s bright far off light only some what brighter then the other stars around it. Growlman is now standing in the middle of a road in a city made entirely of glowing crystals of varying colors, each building is made entirely form a single perfectly carved crystal emitting a soft light glow, there is an odd warmth emanating from the buildings, and in the air he can hear a form of strange music unlike anything he has heard before, the instruments are entirely alien but some how the sound reminds him of blues music (Transformer fans will know this is crystal city, made by the constructacons prior to the war, yes blues (shad's) mind scape is pre-war cyebrtron)

Posted by XSarustaX on 31 Mar 2009 05:26 pm
Holy CRAP that's a lot of comments.

I like that a whole fucking side-story has sprung up between the comment posters.

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 31 Mar 2009 06:23 pm
Brian as Andriod: *Opens door to gene lab to tell them not to bring his body back to life, rushes in*

Ark: Warning, Experimintal~ Andriod Detected, Distroying Andriod...*Arms Chain Guns.*

Brian as Andriod: @$#-@$%#-&%!!!!! *Jumps out of the only avalabil~ body on the ark, the andriod is distroyed*

(I put the dashes there to seporate~ the 3 words found in the word I angerly yelled)

At spark: It's on his profile.

Posted by BJxp on 31 Mar 2009 07:21 pm
tomorrow's April Fools
ooookay, if it IS an April Fools joke, tomorrow we'll know. BUT I still think this much comments deserve some kind of award

....

waaait, this is comment 293. lets get to the three hundred comments! (and then there will be unstoppable movie references! XD)

Posted by Lokik Scheirwood on 31 Mar 2009 07:41 pm
'Uses the ride armor to smash waffles since he obviously forgot about it and scoffs at him'
"Fool"
'Returns to fixing up brian since the android never made it' (can't God mode now ;P)

Posted by Shadron on 31 Mar 2009 08:09 pm
shad gives a blank stare at the shadow android's shattered body as he is pulled deep into the reassess of his spark and inner soul by Growlman.EXE forcing his way into his systems

shad sitting in a jazz bar playing a cybertoian instrument the equivalent to a saxophone when he raises his head and looks around the clubs dark lights reflecting off the shade live visor eyes "some one's here......" (295)

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 31 Mar 2009 09:35 pm
Brian's Spirit:(Thinking) Only one way to save then now.

*Picks up a Louisvile Slugger in an atemped~ to destroy the life suport equiptment attached to Brian's body.*

Posted by Sean (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 09:48 pm
How long has Ryan been gone now? (comment 297)

Posted by Zappa (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 09:54 pm
I think one of his relitives, or pets are dieing so he has probably stoped updating to spend what little time is left for eathor one... thats just my appinion.

Posted by AkumaTh on 31 Mar 2009 10:05 pm
Half a month with no notice? I really hope it's nothing serious.

Posted by Shadron on 31 Mar 2009 10:15 pm
300
and this makes 300 comments

shad sits up and wanders outside the jazz club into the crystal city that now exists only in memory's and looks around for the faint disturbance growlman.exe has caused in his spark

Posted by EdIt MasTEr (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 10:20 pm
ya 300
300 comments ya ! so um ........... what now ............. lets go to 400 ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 31 Mar 2009 11:03 pm
Brian's spirit: *Attacking life suport on Brian's body, relizes~ that that's isn't causing much damage, starts to attack the head of the lifeless body*

Posted by HiAndromon (Guest) on 31 Mar 2009 11:10 pm
I support Bass/Blaze
If he update's at 11:59 tonight.....
I will be both relieved he was okay and Angry at this...It's still a funny joke though.
PS-I think we live in different hemisphere's or something because it's 12:11 where I am.

Posted by Crusty_Kris on 01 Apr 2009 12:17 am
if ryan ever comes back, i think we should ask him to put up a chatbox so we can have a better space to post all this crap.

in tha meantime, however...

omg! the chao's are attacking!

Posted by Shadron on 01 Apr 2009 02:35 am
i was pretty sure to start with but now i am cretin, we can cross off April fools day joke at this point

Posted by Darchrix (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 02:39 am
Maybe if we clap... he'll come back?? *claps as hard as he can*

Posted by Blue_Paladin42 (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 03:21 am
If Ryan ever comes back I swear I will actually get an account here.

Posted by Kirbdude on 01 Apr 2009 06:13 am
Ok, the amount of comments, and the time since an update is now freaking me the hell out about what happened to ryan! Please god, let him just uh... let his entire town be having computer problems so ryan can't do anything!

Posted by mister waffles (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 08:53 am
oh crap
Ryan if this is an april fools joke it is not funny any more.
oh and shadron forget it. you are to much of a terminator/transformer/demon for me to take on so ill leave GROWLMAN to do his job while i run like all hell is gonna break loose. *dont give up the search for ryan this is hilarious.

Posted by kinny-man on 01 Apr 2009 10:43 am
300th comment since he left!!!
Holy SHIT guys, NOW we're in trouble!

Posted by BattleStarX on 01 Apr 2009 11:25 am
310 Comments (not counting mine) and 1/2 a month's leave. Yup, it's official, we've all lost our minds. Poor Ryan, he's gonna be MOBBED the day he steps back in.

Then again, all the random ramblings and story-telling may've given him great story ideas for the future, provided he comes back (and continues.)

Posted by kinny-man on 01 Apr 2009 11:47 am
Remind me to take "Comment counting 101" again, i dunno HOW i miscoutned -.-'

Posted by protobuster on 01 Apr 2009 02:53 pm
I love April Fools Day as much as the next guy, but damn, this is a bit much. Then again, you have to admire his dedication to the joke...

Posted by Namm_killazilla on 01 Apr 2009 03:03 pm
It's already April 1st.

Any April Fools joke should be done.

Posted by Dark Dragon X80 on 01 Apr 2009 04:10 pm
@Brian: On my previous comment I meant Ryan, my bad, I read so many of your comments I got the 2 names mixed up XD
Anyways... OH GOD HE HASN'T UPDATED WHAT HAPPENED

Posted by Game Over on 01 Apr 2009 04:30 pm
WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I NEED YOUR COMICS TO LIVE!!!!! Does this strip have the most comments on smackjevees?

Posted by Eggs (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 05:00 pm
Waffles
Big surprise, I said something you don't like so you insult me.

Though I'm not surprised. Seriously, I said what was on my mind and you insult me? It's retarded on so many levels.

Regardless, he'll post eventually you just need to have patience.

Posted by Zappa (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 05:13 pm
*holds up a picket sign*

WHAT DO WE WANT?

UPDATES!

WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?

NOW!

*Repeats*

Posted by Eggs (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 05:37 pm
Waffles
You know what you suck.Thats right suck my balls you dipshit dumbfuck devil crotch.

Posted by RyanMC (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 05:42 pm
And both Leviathan and Weil are reminded why they should keep their eyes on their opponents.

Posted by Game Over on 01 Apr 2009 05:52 pm
@RyanMC (guest)

Zuh?!

Posted by Dallen9 on 01 Apr 2009 05:53 pm
@ Game Over
I have no Idea but if it does then Two Evil Scientists have made an all time on the site.

Posted by Sean (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 08:43 pm
It is April 1st. Ryan has until midnight to declare this an April Fool's Day joke. If he fails to meet the deadline, then we all start panicking. Agreed?

Posted by ZeroTornado on 01 Apr 2009 09:07 pm
EGGS
Guess What im mister waffles and i have a profile now while your a still a guest. oh and RYANMC PLEASE UPDATE.EGGS AT FIRST i was sorry for what i said but after all that on your last comment its war.

Posted by brian the hedgehog on 01 Apr 2009 09:59 pm
Let me be the first welcome you to the everlasting team of SmackJeeves authors.

Posted by Game Over on 01 Apr 2009 10:11 pm
Preparing program.... Panicking like a headless chicken... Excutuing at 12:01

Posted by Eggs (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 10:23 pm
waffels
forgive me please i beg you mercy just dont hurt me wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa *snif snif * APRIL FOOLS BIATCH YOU WANT WAR YOU GOT IT DICK HEAD

Posted by EdIt MasTEr (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 10:25 pm
@ game over
look at ryanmc first post on comic

Posted by Raganui on 01 Apr 2009 10:26 pm
Hmm... crap. Hey Game, could I borrow your Panic program? I don't seem to have one.

Posted by copa cool (Guest) on 01 Apr 2009 10:26 pm
@ waffles or zero tornado
you gonna take that from him i mean comon his name is eggs wtf that is the most retarded name ever

Posted by ZeroTornado on 01 Apr 2009 11:22 pm
THX
First and foremost let me thank brian for the welcome. Second Copa Cool. dont talk about eggs being a stupid name my guest name was mister waffles. so no one makes fun of eggs excecpt me. OH AND EGGS how do you like your ass over easy or do you want me to burn it to a crisp.

Posted by Crusty_Kris on 02 Apr 2009 12:11 am
i think its safe to assume that this isn't an april fools joke by now.

Posted by ZeroTornado on 02 Apr 2009 12:35 am
OH GOD
C.K IS Right! i never thought 2ES had such an effect o my routine.Its official sprite comics are dieing

Posted by Game Over on 02 Apr 2009 01:25 am
@Edit I know the guest version posted the exact same thing as the first post.

@Raganui, here ya go. It's not yet 12:01 where I am so yeah... Give it a little bit.

Posted by Shadron on 02 Apr 2009 03:57 am
well sorry you don't want to carry on your attack against shad's inner world with growlman.exe sine you actually had/have him dead to rights there (big strong robot body yes, same image of himself in his inner world yes, but growlman.exe would be about as powerful there as shad himself, maybe more powerful given he can use chips, you sure you want give up this chance to attack shad?

Posted by ZeroTornado on 02 Apr 2009 08:38 am
on second thought
im begining to like this battle so ill equip GROWLMAN with a widesword and megabomb. still im not taking you on in real life. i just joined smackjeeves i dont want to die already.

Posted by eDiT mAsTeR (Guest) on 02 Apr 2009 08:42 am
To EdIt MasTEr
Seriously, who the hell are you?

Posted by BattleStarX on 02 Apr 2009 11:50 am
Another day, another mind lost.

So it's officially NOT an April Fools' joke. That makes it one of three things.
1) Technical Problems
2) Writers Block
3) Health / Family Issues

Technical and Writers Block are super easy to fix and get over. Something's gotta be up with his health or his family. Well, at least this hiatus isn't as long as Stage Select's.

Get better Ryan, we don't want TES to go the way of B&G.

Posted by Raganui on 02 Apr 2009 01:13 pm
Well, BattleStarX, Bob & George actually had a conclusion. Speaking of them though, I do hope Dave stops procrastinating and actually works on the Cataclysm. No offense to the man, just wanna see the whole end of the world thing.

In actual TES news... I had errors uploading the panic program, Game, something about being incompatible with calm.exe and some sort of sub routine about hiding under my helmet.

Posted by Shadron on 02 Apr 2009 02:00 pm
shad walks out in the streets and transforms to his cybertroinan vehicle mode , a sleek silver sports car, or at least the cybertroinan take on it, the wheels are angled inwards at a 45 degree angel , and the design tho obviously a sports care is otherwise alien, far sleeker then anything on earth, the chaise of the car makes it look as if the vehicle could fly if it got going fast enough. as shad accelerates going down the streets looking for the disturbance or intruder a cousin of air begins to form underneath him the wheels slowly lift off the pavement and bluish white light appears under the body as the wheels pull away from the ground shad cruises around his mind scape of crystal city until he spots Growelman.EXE ware he stops and speaks "who in the inferno are you?"

Posted by Game Over on 02 Apr 2009 02:41 pm
Huh... A calm.exe eh? My panick.exe has problems with that program... Mine seems to have ended way to early also... I better fix them and maybe release some attack programs...

I need cash to continue my search for Ryan.

Posted by ZeroTornado on 02 Apr 2009 02:59 pm
GrowlMan
SAYS"Im lookin for a RyanMC. And Shadron a robot. And since when could cars talk?

OH my sprites aren't finished but i made a great comic called zero's best jokes. check it out

Posted by pat15 on 02 Apr 2009 03:14 pm
now i'll start worrying

Posted by Uinxguy the many formed (Guest) on 02 Apr 2009 03:15 pm
megaman style teleports inside the ark and say ok so there is a ad for somthing big going on in this universe on this station wonder what it is

Posted by Shadron on 02 Apr 2009 03:26 pm
"since when couldn't a sentient life form communicate?" the silver cybertroian sports car transformers into a form very similar to shad's tho it is lacking the ride armor making his body seem somewhat similar and less bulky "so you found me, now why are you in my head really? you think your guna find ryan in here?"

Posted by ZeroTornado on 02 Apr 2009 03:33 pm
idk
i dont know but my sources tell me your looking for him. i want 2 know for what reason

Posted by Dark Dragon X80 on 02 Apr 2009 03:41 pm
what happened to Ryan.........................................................

Posted by Game Over on 02 Apr 2009 03:56 pm
Wait a tic...
SJ does not show when a user was last online...Or at least I cant see it.....He could be watching our every move! This could all be some super evil plot to take over the Sprite comic world! He will use our confusion to have us search every where....And we will eventually become an army...We then assimilate all comics in some bizzare attempt to find him and then he will appear and lord over all sprite comics...Even the mighty BnG will fall....

THE END FOR ALL IS NIGH AND RYAN IS THE GOD OF DESTUCTUION!! TAKE THE WOMAN AND CHILDREN AND HIDE!!! REPENT!!! REPENT!!!!!!

....Whoops, The paranoia and panic program kicked in....